For most of this election, Google auto-fill search results have been absurdly biased towards Hillary, while taking every opportunity to snipe at Donald Trump and other Republican candidates. All the while, Microsoft’s Bing and Yahoo! search engines have been returning unfiltered, non-partisan results. This is well documented.
For example (taken around September, 2016):
More examples promoting Hillary, suggesting Trump is dead, and being very quick to denigrate other GOP candidates:
(note the above screenshot was captured after Trump’s nomination on July 19th, as the Pineapple Google logo was from Aug 6th)
Imagine My Surprise:
When I went to go research some new #PodestaFiles and saw that GOOGLE IS NOW AUTOMATICALLY VERIFYING WIKILEAKS!
For those of you who didn’t know, EVERY SINGLE ONE of the Wikileaks can be verified using a unique string of letters and numbers stamped into the header of every email, called the DKIM Key. You can perform this verification on any email by going to one of the many verification websites and plugging the DKIM key along with a copy of the entire email. If one word or punctuation mark is off, the DKIM verification will fail. This is why none of the wikileaks have been officially refuted, and Donna Brazile lied on national TV. How nice of Google to voluntarily do this for us now!
Check out these recent Google search results from yesterday. They have since been changed, but were live for several hours. For Google to suggest Hillary is sick, finished, and toast, or that “Trump is winning” as the top result is diametrically opposed to their highly partisan M.O. of the last 18 mos.
THIRD: I recorded this .gif about an hour ago
Thus, there is either a rogue pro-Trump Google employee who is slipping these scandalous search results into the search engine, OR, Google is about to kick Hillary down a mineshaft and start the process of cozying up to President Donald J. Trump.
Update: SEO expert Pasha Stewart suggested somebody gamed the algorithm.
Looking further into it, I see that The Washington Times is reporting on the Pathological Lying result from earlier tonight, explaining that the “Wikipedia Talk” entry for Pathological lying had been altered, and Google’s “featured snippet” crawler picked it up. Looking at the revision history, there’s some strange activity posted by a user named “Mexican intellectual.” Indeudamente.
Can we assume that the auto-fill search suggestions were similarly gamed?
That still leaves the odd matter of google verifying DKIM keys for Wikileaks, which is huge considering that it only serves to further legitimize an organization that has been instrumental in taking down Eric Schmidt’s good friend.
Praise Kek, for this coming week’s offerings are sure to include riveting communiqués of the mind blowing variety.
On a slightly spooky note, I was about to directly link to this new tweet from @Wikileaks with another strange obvious misspelled word, however it was deleted right before submitting this post! Fortunately I took a screenshot. Are we being trolled? Did Twitter pull the tweet? What’s going on?
s an update to the ongoing investigative series on the phenomenon of Meme Magic, 4Chan, and the prophecies surrounding Donald J. Trump, it is important that you, dear reader, are fully informed. You may choose to believe this or not, however I think it’s generally best to keep an open mind. I am sharing quite possibly the best write-up on Kek, Pepe, and Meme Magic to date, utterly pilfered from the dedicated nimble navigators over at pepethefrogfaith.
I give you:
THE TRUTH ABOUT PEPE THE FROG AND THE CULT OF KEK
I’ll cut right to the chase:
Pepe the Frog isn’t a white nationalist symbol.
Pepe the Frog isn’t a harmless meme propagated by teenagers on the internet.
Pepe the Frog is, in fact, the modern-day avatar of an ancient Egyptian deity accidentally resurrected by online imageboard culture.
And so, just like that, two seemingly unrelated elements that would later give life to a deity were arranged in piecemeal fashion. But they remained dormant for several years, up until…
Donald Trump and the 2016 Election
By this time, Pepe the Frog had become the unofficial mascot for 4chan’s political discussion board (a highly despised corner of the Internet fittingly entitled “Politically Incorrect”).
/Pol/ is a place where the unspoken outsiders of Millennial culture gather en masse. Here you’ll find the lonely and depressed, the socially inept, the generational dropouts, and all shades of disenfranchised youth—every one of them united with an unshakable underdog mentality that pervades the forum’s every kilobyte.
To call this place a “white nationalist” or “alt-right” message board is categorically incorrect. /Pol/, above all else, is place where our society’s status quo is mercilessly challenged. It’s a melting pot for well-meaning free thinkers and misguided mad men alike.
It is a place of chaos.
So when Donald J. Trump strolled onto the political scene in 2015, it was a match made in heaven. He immediately became /pol/’s candidate of choice.
And it wasn’t long before Trump was mated with /pol/’s beloved mascot, in typical imageboard fashion:
And then, something very strange began to happen…
The Digits Declare a Deity
One last thing you need to understand about imageboard culture: dubs.
Every post on 4chan and similar venues comes with an 8-digit numerical stamp. This number represents that post’s entry position in the entire posting lineage of the imageboard.
With the amount of traffic these sites get, the last couple digits of this number are essentially a random roll. When a poster gets repeated digits, its called “dubs”, “trips”, “quads”, and so on.
Since a poster can’t know their post number until after they’ve submitted the post, its common for people to “bet” the contents of their message on the occurrence of repeating digits, like so:
When that endeavor proves a successful, a “GET” has been made and the stroke of luck is celebrated.
Out of this practice, a strange phenomenon began to take place on /pol/: discussion threads associated with Trump displayed noticeably frequent GETs.
It wasn’t long before all of these seemingly random elements discussed so far became irreparably tied together within imageboard culture:
Pepe the Frog (now /pol/’s unofficial mascot)
Donald Trump (/pol/’s overwhelming candidate of choice)
Repeating digit post numbers (“GETS”)
“KEK” (used as an expression of delight, particular in response to Trump’s “trolling” of the establishment, as well as in reaction to unlikely GETs in general)
…and a god was born.
Here’s Where It Starts To Get Weird: The Queer Coincidence of Kek
Soon, it became all the rage on /pol/ to hail Trump as nothing less than god’s chosen candidate.
But which god’s chosen candidate exactly?
The answer is obvious: Kek.
Remember how we learned that “kek” the meme came about from an obscure Korean language onomatopoeia, completely independently from Pepe the Frog?
Well, it turns out Kek is also—and always has been—an ancient Egyptian deity…
A frog-headed one.
Quite the coincidence, wouldn’t you say? “A little,” perhaps you reply.
“A little” indeed, but that’s just the very tip of the synchronicity iceberg. That’s just where this unfathomable string of “coincidences” begins. And where it ends? We just don’t know. Day by day this all getting stranger…
Kuk (also spelled as Kek or Keku) is the deification of the primordial concept of darkness in ancient Egyptian religion…
…Like all four dualistic concepts in the Ogdoad, Kuk’s male form was depicted as a frog, or as a frog-headed man, and the female form as a snake, or a snake-headed woman. As a symbol of darkness, Kuk also represented obscurity and the unknown, and thus chaos. Also, Kuk was seen as that which occurred before light, thus was known as the bringer-in of light.
And who else, at this point, had been declared a “bringer of light” into the world by enthusiastic supporters (mainstream and imageboard alike)?
It gets even weirder.
Kek’s hieroglyphic spelling in ancient egyptian? It bears an undeniable resemblance to a certain something:
A person using a computer. Like say, to post on an imageboard?
And so, the Cult of Kek—AKA “Meme Magic”—took concrete form. This new digital “faith” is summed up neatly in this image passed around on all the major imageboards of the day:
It Gets Weirder: Pepe/Keke “Emerges” in Plain Sight on September 11th, 2016
Now, /pol/’s users were—quite seriously—directly attributing all strokes of luck for the Trump campaign (and likewise, all strokes of misfortune for the Hillary campaign) to their benevolent frog-headed deity that spoke to them in dubs.
That all came to a head on September 11th, 2016, when three major, mind-blowing events transpired within 48 hours of each other:
Here’s the short version: Pepe is a cartoon frog who began his internet life as an innocent meme enjoyed by teenagers and pop stars alike.
But in recent months, Pepe’s been almost entirely co-opted by the white supremacists who call themselves the “alt-right.” They’ve decided to take back Pepe by adding swastikas and other symbols of anti-semitism and white supremacy.
What can I or anyone else hope to add here? How bizarre does reality get? How deep does the rabbit hole go?
Oh, I see how deep…
(REALLY F#CKI’N WEIRD)Kek/Pepe’s musical anthem is discovered on YouTube:
Now get a load of this one.
While all of this was happening, one or a few anonymous 4chan contributors discovered an old track from the 80’s on YouTube. A track stamped all over with a very familiar face:
That’s right folks. A B-side vinyl by performer “P. E. P. E.”, sporting a frog with a magic wand.
And what’s P. E. P. E. stand for?
“Probably.” What are sweet repeating digit GETs all about? Probability.
What is this “gist” of Kekism on /pol/? He speaks to them through dubs. Their ancient egyptian god of obscurity and chaos “emerges/enters” at “points” of “probability.”
Feel like that’s a stretch? Check out what the full-length vocal version’s album artwork is adorned with:
Don’t see the significance? Let 4chan help you:
(Again, note the post’s number)
And—hey—who’s that fair-haired man pointed towards Trump Tower’s clock in the artwork?
You see, one of the core tenets of Chaos Magick practice (the only mainstay, really) is the creation of magic sigils (also called “glyphs”) to “codify and project one’s Will into the Universe.”
Basically, you make an image that represents your “will” (desire fueled by powerful emotions or altered states) and the universe will take care of the rest.
When a lot of people pool their united willpower towards a single sigil, its called a Hypersigil, and its exponentially more potent.
Pepe/Kek is 4chan’s hypersigil.
Millions of the “little people” that browse 4chan have embedded the image of Pepe with their hatred for Hillary’s alleged corruption, and their hope for Trump’s victory over her in November. Whether they did this consciously or not, its exactly what has happened.
And so far, their hypersigil seems to be working.
So What Happens Next?
Most likely? Kek will continue to grow in power and continue to oppose Hillary Clinton and the corrupt political establishment. Will the Lord of Light win out over the powers that be? We shall find out very soon.
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UPDATE: 9/16/16 – A Disturbing New Pepe The Frog “Coincidence” Discovered
An anonymous reader just brought this to my attention:
I have found more Pepe/Kek coincidences. It’s scary. This spanish children’s music video made by a group named Las Pepas is called “The Frog Pepe” (original: “El Sapo Pepe”). It was uploaded on April the 11th 2011…
More repeating digits—Kek’s calling card. And given the fact that Kek is the Egyptian god of CHAOS, the video’s lyrics are indeed a little bit ominous:
Right off the bat the synchronicities are startlingly specific. The video begins with the sun coming out from behind the clouds and Pepe the Frog—presumed avatar of Kek, Bringer-in of Light—coming down on us from above.
Then, see how Pepe the Frog waves a conductor’s baton—orperhaps a magic wand—to alter the reality of the world around him.
Next, take note of what’s featured prominently behind Pepe throughout the song: a beautiful white picket fence. A wall.
Finally, when you consider the words “You’re Dizzying Me Now” in relation to Hillary’s recent fainting spell, this whole thing just got even more [email protected]!t crazier than ever.
The rest of the lyrics are equally chilling:
I have a frog and his name is Pepe
Around the garden you can see him hop
His skin is green and without a tale [sic]
He never knows when its time to stop
When I say Pepe come here
He’s hopping hopping
Pepe please stop
He’s hopping hopping
At this point we really have to wonder: what has the internet done? What Cthulhian powers have 4chan’s meddling unleashed into the world?
Like I said before, this story is getting stranger and stranger by the day.
Put the kids to bed, prepare your favorite indulgence, and take another plunge into the Rabbit Hole. In our last episode, you learned that Donald J. “Spirit of Harambe” Trump is quite possibly on a very important mission from the future.
Tonight’s spooky feature, made spooky by Halloween, is a dive into the archives from way back in the beginning of July of the year Negative One (BT) (as it will be known) AKA 4 months ago, long before the most damaging revalations (safe link to google spreadsheet, h/t Raul3), and before Comey let Hillary slide. As we brush aside the leaves and peek down into the rabbit hole, we meet an anonymous 4chan user claiming to work for the FBI. Anon then proceeds to interact with and enlighten the class. I turn this over to you, dear reader, so that you may indulge your curiosities if you have not availed yourself already.
Protip: When you have this open in your browser, Ctrl-F “vMmUnwCH” and search for it. There should be 14 results, all of whom are the mystery FBI Anon…
If you believe in reincarnation, how many thousands of boring ass lives of suffering, toil, and no internet do you think you lived before stumbling into this one?
Consider yourself extraordinarily LUCKY and let’s all continue to enjoy the fringe benefit of entertainment during this most highest steaked game, in history. If it goes sideways, I’ll see you on the radioactive playground in the next one. I’ll be the short Chinese kid with three eyes, and I won’t be makin’ iPads.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Martin Shkreli:
This man is going to give us all a gift very soon.
This is fucking disgusting. If you recall, after an entitled rich kid mental patient demolished Donald Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, a woman decided to guard it while exercising her First Amendment right to tell people how fucked in the head Hillary Clinton is.
A group of young representatives from the tolerant left took umbrage with her viewpoints and assaulted her; pushing her around, tearing up her signs, and leaving her on the ground. She’s shaking like a leaf at the end.
THIS DIABETIC GANGBANGER GRIMACE LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER:
These privileged pieces of shit:
And the peanut gallery of (mostly) vertical video-taking unemployed millennial faggots with their useless college degrees. These future leaders did nothing to help. None of these people would fare well in prison, or an apocalypse.
Photo Credit Redditor “RedPickleTickle”
There is some good in the world, however. Trump Organization EVP Michael Cohen wants to help:
So if you live in Los Angeles and you’ve seen this woman, please get her information and give it to Mr. Cohen. If you see the fucking animals in this video, feel free to return their kindness with extreme prejudice.
Rush pointed out that the FBI reopening the email case might be subterfuge to distract from the Wikileaks. In particular, Chris Wallace closing in on the Clinton Foundation over Pay to Play.
Don’t forget, James Comey was an HSBC board member just months after Loretta Lynch, NY Attorney General at the time, gave HSBC a slap on the wrist for laundering money on behalf of friendly Colombian and Mexican drug cartels. This is the same HSBC, of Board Member Comey fame, that bragged about being very close to the Clinton Foundation. A quick google search returns the following. Read the title of the first result. Clicking on that result directs you to a generic page
Given all of that, do you really think Comey is about to nail Hillary to the wall? Or could this in fact be a ruse?