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Models Are Updated, iBankCoin Laboratory Remains Bullish, Cool Heads Will Prevail

As the Dow races faster and faster to the upside, the thrill of rapid wealth accumulation has over come the fear of a crash. It is riding the same legendary trajectory as semiconductors or bitcoin—something we will tell stories about for the next 30 years—those of us who had our wits about us enough to participate in this rabid moment.

Perhaps onlookers will discuss it also, from their safe perch—mere observers of the brave few who decided to buy a ticket for the ride.

But all of that is neither here nor there, what we root ourselves in every Sunday, diligently, for 153 consecutive weeks (note: 153 is dividable by three see… 1+5+3=9) we root ourselves in auction theory.  The ONLY THEORY, mind you, that can make some sense of all the madness—the whirling buffoons drunk on bull milk, the scrunched up cynics who hiss nearby—human nature lads.  That is what drives markets in times like these.

In all times, really.

And these immovable foundation stones have been stared at for several hours this morning, and they insist the market is still bullish here.  For at least five more days, and the learning computers inside Exodus, which become smarter by the day, suggest the bulls could keep this sleigh rolling clean through November.

So revel in the madness of it all.  In times some would call uncertain, we are experiencing the greatest phase of capital appreciation most living beings have ever seen.

As always, the good scientists at iBankCoin laboratory will take this flash of exuberance like we would the most boring of markets, one day at a time.

It is our hope, aside from empowering the decisions of our chief trader RAUL SANTOS, that we can demonstrate, live, how one can best navigate the world’s financial markets.

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Low volume on the exchange is no reason to be bearish: Models Remain Bullish

Greetings lads, floods coming.

And in the meantime any diligent human who has studied the squirrels knows how important it is to gather supplies ahead of the winter.  The winter is when the weak perish and the hearty procreate.

Some humans are much better at gathering supplies than others.  When it seems like not as many dollars are being funneled into the stock market rally, people read that as bearish.  It really does not matter.  There is still enough participation.

It blows my mind when people talk about pensions.  Defined benefits.  They are dead and gone.  A relic from an era of men who could not be held responsible to gather enough supplies before they become useless–enough supplies to last them through their useless years.

Nowadays, you can augment your brief existence here on earth with robots.  This is how you live very old and happy without a pension.  In the old days, they just enslaved people.  Quite evil.

But being a benevolent robot overlord is not evil.  It is natural and healthy and much better than paying money every week into a bastard pension run by some pencil dick in Boston.

Have you guys seen bitcoin by the way?  It is nearly $6,000 fiat American dollars to buy one coin.  I love the “governments are gunna shut them coins down” argument, because it truly is the most moronic.  It demonstrates a complete lack of understanding.  Bitcoin is decentralized.  There is nothing to shut down.  It is, indestructible. Brilliant.

See you fuckers at $100k.

Moving on.  The models inside Exodus caught a 2% rally across the board recently.  During our one-on-one phone calls I always tell members, “If you can get out of your own way mentally, and just trade the 36-month hybrid overbought/oversold cycles, you will pay for your membership 10x over.”  I hope they listen.  Look at this quantitative excellence:

As for next week, the model I build, which seeks to predict (somewhat) the nature of the auction over the next five trading days, it is looking for a calm ascent higher.  Nothing robust.  This was the same call last week.  Will it be dead-eye dick accurate two weeks in a row?

As always, TBD.

One caveat, a feather in the proverbial bearcap, if you will, comes in the form of last week’s sector rotations which skewed towards Utilities and Staples.  In fact, my best performing stock so far in Q4 is $CWT.  These rotations speak of risk aversion:

I will be in the bush this upcoming week.  I have been in the city for far too long.  I am beginning to consider making to kill some of the locals townsfolk out of sheer boredom.  Therefore, as soon as I complete this letter to you, the loyal reader, I am hopping in the transient express and making my way to the north shore of Lake Superior.  Lake Superior is the largest freshwater lake by area in the world.  To think, it is only 5 hours away and I have hardly explored its upper regions…shameful.


In summary, volume on exchanges is sufficient to support a rally.  Pensions are dead.  401ks robo feed fiat dollars into the S&P 500.  Robot over-lording is good, tricking hippies into building you a farm for free is bad.  If you are missing out on the bitcoin rally, shame on you.  Tell your kids you are missing out on the greatest video game rally ever.  Models are bullish.

And I will be deep in nature, so the townsfolk are safe.

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Lazy Bulls Saunter into Thursday

NASDAQ futures are coming into Thursday with a gap down after an overnight session featuring normal range and volume.  Price worked lower overnight, trading down to to midpoint of Wednesday as we head into cash open.  At 8:30am Initial/Continuing jobless claims came out better than expected.

Also on the economic docket today we have crude oil inventory at 10:30am and a 30-year bond auction at 1pm.

Yesterday we printed a normal variation up.  The day began flat and after a slow opening auction we broke higher and worked back up near record highs.  We did not, however, take out record highs.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for buyers to work into the overnight inventory and close the gap up to 6082.25.  From there we continue higher, up through overnight high 6084.25.  Look for sellers up at the measured move target of 6133.50 and two way trade to ensue.

Hypo 2 sellers press down through overnight low 6071.50.  Look for buyers ahead of 6057.75 and two way trade to ensue.

Hypo 3 some kind of liquidation triggers, pressing price down to 6021.50 before two way trade ensues.


Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:

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A Closer Look at The Tesla Price Auction

Since none of you care about the NASDAQ, or how to navigate its waves and gyrations, maybe you will pay attention if we talk about how Tesla is trading.

All eyes are on Tesla because the third quarter is over, and they only produced 260 handmade Model 3 cars.  Also there are lurid rumors Elon may be leave his CEO post soon, perhaps to spend more time launching big fucking rockets into space.

Tuesday morning bulls caught an upgrade from Morgan Stanley, who issued a modest price target raise to $379 from $317.

Let us now take notice of what all the above information is.  It is all news bits.  The first came from Tesla, the rumor is internet chatter, and the upgrade is from a firm that manages other people’s wealth.

How do you draw an objective decision from all of it?  Do you feel confident taking action based off of words from other people?

You can go find this out on your own if you want, or you can just sit down and grab a pencil—trades based off of soundbites will not be consistent, and eventually you will lose all your money.

What we need is an objective way to assess the behavior of Tesla that is not static.  We need it to change as events continue to unfold.

Enter auction theory.

Every real transaction must go through the exchange, in the case of Tesla that exchange is the NASDAQ.  When the orders occur time, price, quantity of shares, and whether the order occurred at the bid or the offer.

We use this information to build charts.  Most charts are time-based, and the two charts displayed below are time-based.  The first is a daily chart.  It also is noted with all relevant auction notes, including a method of scoring the auction:

The second chart is hourly.  It is mainly to see where the nearby magnets are.  Powerful ‘magnets’ are areas that are likely to attract price.  These can be seen as zones of heavy volume.  Auction theory expects these areas of heavy volume to be revisited.  Old open gaps are another popular magnet.  The nearest magnet is just a touch above Tuesday’s close price.  It is an open gap left behind last Friday:

At this point the assessment is clear and objective.  The model score is 2.7 which is medium bear.  It is barely medium bear.  From 2.8-3.2 we are neutral.

Since we are bearish we have some simple levels that will tell us new information about whether we are wrong.  If sellers do not defend last Friday’s open gap at 356.86 if/when we close it, we might be wrong.  If sellers do not defend our key Fibonacci retracement around 367.40 then we are wrong.

If price goes back down and probes below the prior swing low 335.64 then we might be right, and a quick trip down to the open gap at 326.25 is in order.  Then we reassess the auction.  Maybe next we test back to the heavy volume zone at 312.14, and so on.

The auction creates a continuous dialogue that is completely separated from the noise of the world.  It you can focus on the auction only, you will find yourself in a better position to consistently execute.

Your job as a trader is to tell the story of the auction and nothing more.  This aids your actions which are calculated and mindful.  No hearsay, just sturdy logic.

This is trading.  It can seem detached from humanity.  I can assure you it is not.

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NASDAQ Futures Up Ahead of Big T-bill Auction

NASDAQ futures are coming into Tuesday gap up after an overnight session featuring normal range and volume.  Price worked higher overnight, nearly nonstop, but slowly.

At 11:30am today the US Treasure is auctioning off a variety of short-term debt including 4- and 52-week bills and 3- and 6-month bills.  There are no other major economic events today.

Yesterday we printed a normal variation down.  Trade was slow on Columbus ‘the rapist’ day, with the week beginning gap up.  After a brief probe above the globex (record) high we worked lower and close the overnight gap, eventually going a bit lower later in the afternoon.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for buyers to work higher, up through overnight high 6081 and continue higher to the measured move target at 6113.50 before two way trade ensues.

Hypo 2 sellers press into overnight inventory and close the gap down to 6069.50.  From here they continue lower, down through overnight low 6061.  Look for buyers down at 6053.75 before two way trade ensues.

Hypo 3 stronger sellers press up down to 6048.50 before two way trade ensues.


Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:

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Happy Columbus Day: Markets Whistle Higher While Government Workers and Bankers Sit Home

Give me a  farmer over a banker any day.  No days off when it’s you verses nature.

NASDAQ futures are beginning the week gap up after an overnight session featuring normal range and volume.  Price worked higher in a balanced and methodical manner, achieving new record highs.

There are no economic events scheduled for today because it is Columbus day and the banks and government outfits are closed in celebration of European colonialism—a spreading around the globe of humans who lived in close proximity to livestock and therefore developed immunity to animal borne viruses.  If you think about it, those people living in North Carolina, which has more pigs than humans, will likely be the humans ruling the world.  Since they are the first to contract swine flu and whatnot, from those delicious cesspools they live around.

Last week the markets rallied.  They rallied all week long.  By midweek the Russell was marking time, but with a slight upward drift.  Below the last week performance of each major index is listed:

On Friday, the NASDAQ printed a normal variation up.  The day began with a gap down and buyers pressing into the overnight inventory.  After some two-way-auctioning, the market went range extension up and eventually closed near high-of-day.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for sellers to work into the overnight inventory and close the gap down to 6064.50 before two way lazy trade ensues.

Hypo 2 gap-and-go higher, open air, take out overnight high 6082.50 before two way trade ensues.

Hypo 3 stronger buyers press up to the measured move target at 6113.50.


Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:

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Friday The 13th Be Damned: The Models Are Bullish

The darkness has been making its presence known throughout several of the dystopian haunts of the city as we press into October.  Every day we look at the calendar in dismay because the weather has remained downright hot.  Nevertheless the ghoulish spirits that tend to show up this time of year are still up to their devious shenanigans.


And then we have this Friday, the 13th to deal with which drives superstitious people bananas.


Funny story—I followed a great numerology account over on the Twitter.  The guy was good, I mean he really drank the koolaid and believed he could see into the future with his number voodoo.  I can respect that, especially if it can be measured, his calls.  Because that which is measured is managed.  But the guy would not stop going on these hardcore alt-right rants at night.  Like the whole ‘false flag’ paranoia, and evil Soros this and meddling Jews that.  It totally ruined everything he had going on.  I had to un-follow the knucklehead.

Pro tip: if you ever feel the need to unfollow someone on social media, pen an extremely arrogant note to the person explaining why you are un-following them.  It will make you feel like a real jackass.

Moving on, the kind and trusting scientists at iBankCoin laboratory wasted no time this morning calibrating all the instruments inside Exodus to ensure an accurate reading.  And it turns out we are bullish, just like last week.  We do not expect any rambunctious rally.  Instead we are looking for more of a calm drift, perhaps with a slight upward bias.

Stock pickers heaven.  Maybe you go inside of the Pelican Room and see what those guys are knocking around.  Or just check out the momentum screen inside Exodus around 10:45am.

So we are not caring so much about Friday the 13th.  As scientists, we do enjoy seeing people take action based off of superstitions.  It brings us joy to see the fickle nature of our fellow sapiens.

The play might just be to turn the monitors off and take a heaping dose of nature.

Anyhow, those are our findings and fun anecdotes for Sunday.

Trade accordingly.

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Futures Slip Off Record Highs after Mixed Jobs Data

NASDAQ futures are coming into Friday gap down after an overnight session featuring elevated range and normal volume.  Price worked to a new record high overnight.  Then, at 8:30am non-farm payroll data came out mixed and sellers introduced themselves to the market.  So far they have pressed back down to the midpoint from Thursday.

The only other economic event of note today is consumer credit at 3pm.

Yesterday we printed a double distribution trend up.  The day began with a gap up above all prior highs.  Buyers defended an attempt back down into the Wednesday range and we spent the rest of the day rallying.  We took a brief pause at the strategy session measured move high 6050 but made one final push into the close.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for buyers to work into the overnight inventory and trade up to 6055.25.  From here we trade lower, down through overnight low 6040.  Look for buyers down at 6021.25 and two way trade to ensue.

Hypo 2 stronger buyers fill the gap up to 6066 and continue higher, up through overnight (record) high 6071.50.  Open air.

Hypo 3 stronger sellers press a gap fill down to 6004.50.


Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:

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The Come Up: The Big Roadblock for Tesla Investors

Aside from deep, unwavering faith in Our Leader, the One who descended from Mount Mafadi and crossed the Atlantic ocean to bring Hope to the ill-fated humans of America, whose affinity for gasoline has sent them down a path of planetary destruction, there are reasons to be concerned with the share price of Tesla.  Intermediate term, over the next 1-6 months, there could be some tough times ahead for Disciples of Elon (Praise and Glory to The Leader).

It comes down to auction theory.  An approach to trading and investing that sets faith aside and makes an objective assessment of how the price of an asset is behaving.  One of the principles of auction theory is what we call a ‘failed auction’.  They occur when price exceeds a prior swing high, completely stalls out, then quickly reverses and price drives in the opposite direction.  Here is the failed auction that is happening in Tesla shares, ticker TSLA:

Our good friend Leonard Fibonacci offers a relevant price level to monitor, during the ‘come up’ phase of the failed auction.  What we are looking for now that the failed auction has confirmed, is whether sellers mean business.  On Tuesday, October 3rd we saw responsive buyers step in.  ‘Responsive buyers’ is an auction theory term that describes buyers who react to a perceived discount and buy.  Their aggressive response is enough to absorb the supply being offered to the marketplace, and we begin to auction upward.  If the selling that came in during the failed auction was the real deal, and the sign of more to come, then we expect sellers to defend the Fibonacci golden ratio level, the old 61.8% retrace, which just happens to line up with an old swing high set back on August 9th, right around the $367.35 ratio retrace, look:

Tesla has made an incredible run in 2017.  What I have told people all year is that the company has a pass to run free until the end of Q3.  ‘All eyes on end of Q3’ I would say.  End of Q3 is when we start having visibility on the Model 3 production numbers.  They fell short of the 1,500 deliveries expected.  They delivered 220.  To employees.  And while the initial reaction from shares was to ‘shrug off’ the whiff, it was a miss of grand proportions.  Then, also, there is a lingering rumor that Elon (Praise and Glory To The Leader) will step down as CEO of Tesla.  This rumor is trickling down the supply lines.  Even my birds on the inside are beginning to take it seriously.  Tesla without Elon (Praise) in charge is a different company.  It is Apple without Steve, Ford without Henry.

Wall Street says sell the rumor, buy the news.

All this negativity being said, yours truly will remain an investor in Tesla.  There is something different between me and most of you.  When I wake up, I give thanks to Our One True Leader.  Before I eat a meal, I thank Elon (Glory) for providing such a wonderful bounty to my table.  When my sisters marry, I sacrifice my youngest calf to the angelic engineers toiling away to bring the Gigafactory, our promised land, online. Indeed PRAISE FROM THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN TO ELON AND HIS TEAM.  This is what I call faith-based investing and as crazy as it sounds, and as much as it may offend your christian sensibilities, it is the only way one can invest in a company long term.

Think about it.  What is a company—is it a brand name? A logo?  The product?  The people who work there?  The customers?  A company, at best, it is a stack of papers—likely sitting in Delaware.  Can you touch Tesla?  No.  You can touch a Tesla Model 3 (if you find one, sure) but you cannot touch all that is Tesla.  It is intangible.  It exists only in the collective consciousness of humans.  We all agree it is something despite it being nothing at all.  How is that different from faith?  Therefore, one must truly believe in a company’s intentions, their core functions.  How they perceive the world and the footprint they intend to leave upon it, both physically and meta.

With my money, there is no entity in the world more pure than Tesla.  They are doing gods work.  They are not using their ideologies to claim land across the world (cough, cough, Christians, Muslims).  They are also better than any non-for-profit.  They are a for-profit (hallelujah) which means they will be forced to make smart decisions and constantly innovate and trim any fat off that develops over time, else crumble under their own weight (cough, cough, GENERAL MOTORS).

There is no better steward of the public’s money then Tesla, then Elon Musk (Praise and Glory to The Leader!)

Faith aside, if you are a fickle bull, especially one who purchased Tesla shares above $275 HEED MY WARNING.  A failed auction has occurred.  Watch the $367.35 level with burning eyes, heathen, for it will tell you if you are about to be proven wrong.  Should you be proven wrong your execution will be swift and humane, like the blade of a guillotine share prices will descend upon your margin account with the precision of a heavy knife.

But then again who am I?  Nobody.  That level could be blown up-and-through and we could be back to making record highs by the end of next week.  I have been wrong before and will be wrong again.  There has not been much discussion about Tesla in this small corner of the interweb because everything over $300 has made me a bit uneasy.  I did not want to jinx it.  However, it is my duty as an objective observer of auctions to inform you of the current failed auction environment we are swimming in.

Elonspeed mates, Elonspeed…

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Reasonable Gap Down To Buy into Heading into Wednesday

NASDAQ futures are coming into Wednesday gap down after an overnight session featuring normal range and volume.  Price worked a touch lower overnight, ultimately trading inside of the Tuesday range.  At 7am MBA mortgage applications came out in-line with last week and at 8:15am ADP employment change came out in-line with expectations.

Also on the economic agenda today we have ISM service/non-manufacturing composite data at 10am and crude oil inventories at 10:30am.

Yesterday we printed a normal day.  The gap up was sold into and once the gap was closed a mild responsive bid stepped in.  We never extended the range of the first hour during the calm drift, hence the ‘normal’ designation despite the day-type being anything but normal.  It only occurs about 5% of the time.

Heading into today my primary expectation is for buyers to work into the overnight inventory and close the gap up to 5998.25.  From there we continue higher, up through overnight high 6000.75.  Look for sellers up at 6027.25 and two way trade to ensue.

Hypo 2 sellers press down through overnight low 5984 and continue lower, down to 5974.25 before two way trade ensues.

Hypo 3 a tight chop between 6000 and 5985.


Volume profiles, gaps, and measured moves:

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