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Putin Responds To Obama Expulsion Of 35 Russian Diplomats With World’s Biggest Eye-Roll, Offers Hospitality To US Diplomats

brazen-bullLame-cuck President Obama has decided to stuff his legacy into a Brazen Bull in a china shop and light a blazing fire underneath it. Just a week after fucking over Israel, the Obama administration and the FBI cobbled together an embarrassingly empty handed, heavily disclaimered, B-game hacking report. It’s been utterly shredded by experts. Also, John Podesta’s password was [email protected]. Coinciding with it’s release, Barry “Choom Gang” Obama expelled 35 Russian diplomats and revoked access to their retreat, right before their New Year’s Eve celebration. Oh my god

lameRussian President Vladimir Putin (and quite frankly the rest of the world) is laughing at us. The Russian Embassy is trolling Obama with playground tweets. Social Media is on fire. Putin’s response has been, in a nutshell, “We’ll talk in 3 weeks when adults are in the room – in the meantime, US Diplomats and their families are welcome to the Kremlin for New Year’s Eve.”

realtweetMic Dropsky. The below is an actual tweet from Russia.

 

Obama’s actions over the last week have been nothing short of a massive temper tantrum and an embarrassment to the country. That hacking report was a complete joke, only to be outdone by any retards it fooled. My guess is that the “USA Today” demographic, as “compliant and unaware” as they are, ate it up. Paul Ryan and Nancy Pelosi’s constituency, for example.

President-Elect Trump applauded Putin’s mature response:

Nigel Farage, #Brexit avenger also chimed in:

Maria Zakharova, Russia’s Director of Information and Press, said this (Translated):

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Aaaand, of course the pundits reacted in kind:

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January 20th can’t come fast enough.

 

 

 

 

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Obama; Russians Hacked Us, Told Them To “Cut It Out,” Obsessed Media Reporting Biased Voters, But Let’s Get Trump In The White House

cz03cq3usaayyylCoinciding with a new article in the Washington Post, claiming that the FBI and CIA are now in agreement on the Russian hack – President Obama gave a press conference today in which he spoke on the issue.

Long and short of it; the Russians did it, the White House knew about the hacks over the summer, but Obama downplayed the effect so as not to influence the election. There will be an intelligence report issued before Obama leaves office, however it won’t contain all the evidence for national security reasons. The President also suggested that the media’s spotlight on the Wikileaks “possibly embarrassing but not illegal” leaks had a lot to do with public influence. Very smooth, Barry.

Going forward, as expected, the administration – as evidenced by Obama’s own language as well as John Kerry’s rhetoric this week, does not want to throw the country into disarray with a messy transition.

Highlights:

Obama made it clear that his administration knew about the hacking over the summer, but the White House didn’t want to spotlight the issues.

There is an official report coming which will show the Russians did it, and the decision went to the top (Putin ordered).

Told Russia to “cut it out” (lol).

On election integrity:

I can assure the public that there was no tampering with the voting process [no vote machine hacking]. Votes cast were counted. Not seen evidence of machines being tampered with.

On the question of providing proof of hacking:

We will provide evidence that we can safely provide, that does not compromise sources and methods, but I’ll be honest – when we’re talking about cyber security, a lot of it’s classified and we aren’t going to provide it, as it would reveal methods.

(Just believe our intelligence community – they are more trustworthy than the Russians).

Role of FAKE NEWS:

If FAKE NEWS being released by a foreign gov. is almost identical to reports that are being issued through partisan news venues (Breitbart?) then it’s not surprising that the foreign propaganda will have a greater effect.

Moving forward, Obama pointed out issues raised by the hacking.

  1. Cybersecurity – constant hacking always goin’ on
  2. This particular concern about Russian hacking part of a broader set of concerns; how do we deal with cyber issues being used in ways that can affect our infrastructure and stability of our financial system, and our election process.
  3. The problem with hacking is that it’s hard to prove exactly who did it, but we know it was the Russians.
  4. The USA needs to create international norms to prevent a cyber arms-race

Obama expounded that the USA’s primary vulnerability to Russia, or any other foreign power, lies in how divided we are as a nation.

Response To Russia? Obama made it clear that while the Russians hacked the DNC and Podesta, the election itself went off without a hitch, and the integrity of our elections process was not tarnished (voting machines not hacked, etc.). That does not mean we aren’t going to respond:

“Our goal continues to be to send a clear message not to do this to us, because we can do stuff to you. Need to do in a thoughtful, methodical way. Some of it will be public, some of it will be clandestine.”

Important for the Democratic party going forward How do we show up in places where democratic policies are needed? How do we reach people? Need to shed the latte sippin’ elitist image. (ya think?) If we look for one explanation, or one silver bullet, or one easy fix, we’re going to be disappointed. A lot of factors went into why Hillary lost the election. 

With respect to the FBI: it is always a challenge for law enforcement when there is an intersection between their job, and politics. We have a system where we want our law enforcement investigators to be free from politics, but sometimes that involves investigations that touch on  politics. In this hyper-partisan environment, everything is suspect. Obama has tried to remain hands-off to preserve independence of law enforcement.

Electoral College: Not weighing in on intel briefing. Obama said the EC is a vestige of an older by-gone era. Some structures in our political system that no longer apply, but typically the popular and electoral college votes will align.

TL:DR calm your tits, after being in full possession of the facts, Obama isn’t going to declare martial law, and Trump will be President on January 20th, should electors, some of whom are lying sacks of shit, keep the faith.

Just remember who’s got actual ties to Russia:

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Obama Tells Dems To Quit Bitching And Accept Election Results, Then Backpedals On Globalization In Speech To Greece

ct-president-obama-greece-20161115President Obama slid through Greece today on his “legacy” roadshow, letting them know how the United States LOVES Greece; pointing out how Greek Americans marched with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and how their unhygienically prepared street Gyros will make the average American shit for 36 hours (never again).

He then proceeded to thank Greece for democracy, and how it stands for equality before the law, etc. (he said to a crowd full of billionaire Greek tax cheats). Obama finished the niceties by letting Greece know that the United States wouldn’t be where it is today without them. I think they totally bought it.

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The President then reminded Greece that they’re a democracy, which means – you know, you’ve got to pay your membership dues to remain cool…

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greeckObama then let Greece know that they’re awesome for taking in all those refugees – which is their duty as part of a democracy, and also because they’re a bunch of assholes that almost dragged the entirety of the EU into a black hole of collapse 7 years ago because they’re a bunch of fucking liars. That said, Obama reassured Greece that the west was going to stop destroying their culture with migrant dumps – and would be instead redirecting the flow to other democracies!

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Turning attention to the US election results, Obama effectively equated the effort by the left to resist Trump to a temper tantrum:

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Finally, perhaps to have it “on record” that he wasn’t a bad guy on Globalization, Obama recognizes that while it’s great in theory, it fucked over the working class and led to Trump’s election. Oops!

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So – resisting globalization (outsourcing) = resisting integration (racist undertones) = pushing back against technology, which leads to people TRYING TO BRING JOBS AND INDUSTRIES BACK? (the nerve)

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Suuuure Barry. I remember all those speeches you gave about the “current path of globalization.” You’ll be known as “course correcting Obama” for sure.

Obama then closed by letting the Greeks know they’re about to be able to weasel out of another massive pile of  smoldering debt:

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No word on how the ECB is going to do that if Le Pen pulls a Trump and the Euro dissolves.

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Bill Gates Goes On CNBC, Compares Trump To JFK As Dow Approaches 20,000

Boy, these liberal billionaires have an uncanny ability to adapt and overcome, as earlier today on CNBC Bill Gates compared the President-elect to JFK. This comes on the heels of Hillary supporters Warren Buffet and Mark Cuban attaining enlightenment and concluding that Trump isn’t such a bad guy after all.

From CNBC:

“A lot of his message has been about … where he sees things not as good as he’d like,” the billionaire Microsoft co-founder said on “Squawk Box.”

But in the same way President Kennedy talked about the space mission and got the country behind that,” Gates continued, “I think whether it’s education or stopping epidemics … [or] in this energy space, there can be a very upbeat message that [Trump’s] administration [is] going to organize things, get rid of regulatory barriers, and have American leadership through innovation.CNBC

Recall that this interview was brought to you by the network which told us that Trump was going to lead to immediate and utter devastation in the markets were we to win the election, and now we’re 125 points away from DOW 20 THOUSAND (or 8.8% in the 5 weeks since the election). Of course, as Fly has mentioned, the history books will give this win to Obama.

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