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Donald J. “SPIRIT OF HARAMBE” Trump: Time Traveling Savior

Look, we already know about Fly’s time machine. I have even heard rumors that he runs a trans-dimensional uplink from his Exodus servers to the pocket sized quantum cortex located in his basement in the year 3021, no data cap. He says “space alien magician” and shit to try to impress you, but he’s just a regular dude from the future. Everybody is a surgeon by age 3 in 3021, so again, nothing special.

What you may not also know, is that your next president could quite possibly be on a very important mission from the future…

I haven’t researched any of this, but you can assume it’s true because it’s from the hacker known as 4chan. I give you…

DONALD J. “SPIRIT OF HARAMBE” TRUMP: TIME TRAVELING SAVIOR™

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HOW DID HE KNOW?

 

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11 comments

  1. roundwego

    ok you missed your meds today. settle down, chill, Wallace is in charge now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0H4zAPwQxk

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  2. Max

    Del is Dr. Dre cousin.

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  3. lesurgeon

    What the fuck did I just read.

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  4. the_swatter

    jus wait till Trump makes Hillary glitch in partial seizure and loop that timewarp from future….it will short circuit the entire galaxy, not to mention Soros’ vote machines..

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  5. rettaws_eht

    drawrof sedarmoc

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  6. Uglyflint

    I think I just dropped some acid. Far out man”….”……

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  7. zeropointnow

    I lost it at Kaine’s wife being a Pence.

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  8. The Bull

    I lol’d at Kaine’s wife is a Pence! Great.

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  9. dcolella15

    Holy rabbit hole batman.

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  10. zeropointnow

    This is what weaponized autists do when they aren’t combing through Wikileaks.

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  11. chuck bennett

    Good show.

    Fascinating stuff

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

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