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SHIFT: Chris Matthews Just Endorsed Trump!?

Holy shit, is this a disturbance in the force or what?

This Chris Matthews? The guy who has spent the entire election trying to dismantle Trump at every turn? Maybe Melania won him over? Or maybe MSNBC has been enlightened after sticking their foot in their mouth?

Also interesting right on the heels of MSNBC’s not-so-friendly interview with James Carville.

 

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Donald J. “SPIRIT OF HARAMBE” Trump: Time Traveling Savior

Look, we already know about Fly’s time machine. I have even heard rumors that he runs a trans-dimensional uplink from his Exodus servers to the pocket sized quantum cortex located in his basement in the year 3021, no data cap. He says “space alien magician” and shit to try to impress you, but he’s just a regular dude from the future. Everybody is a surgeon by age 3 in 3021, so again, nothing special.

What you may not also know, is that your next president could quite possibly be on a very important mission from the future…

I haven’t researched any of this, but you can assume it’s true because it’s from the hacker known as 4chan. I give you…

DONALD J. “SPIRIT OF HARAMBE” TRUMP: TIME TRAVELING SAVIOR™

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HOW DID HE KNOW?

 

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