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Putin Responds To Obama Expulsion Of 35 Russian Diplomats With World’s Biggest Eye-Roll, Offers Hospitality To US Diplomats

brazen-bullLame-cuck President Obama has decided to stuff his legacy into a Brazen Bull in a china shop and light a blazing fire underneath it. Just a week after fucking over Israel, the Obama administration and the FBI cobbled together an embarrassingly empty handed, heavily disclaimered, B-game hacking report. It’s been utterly shredded by experts. Also, John Podesta’s password was p@ssword. Coinciding with it’s release, Barry “Choom Gang” Obama expelled 35 Russian diplomats and revoked access to their retreat, right before their New Year’s Eve celebration. Oh my god

lameRussian President Vladimir Putin (and quite frankly the rest of the world) is laughing at us. The Russian Embassy is trolling Obama with playground tweets. Social Media is on fire. Putin’s response has been, in a nutshell, “We’ll talk in 3 weeks when adults are in the room – in the meantime, US Diplomats and their families are welcome to the Kremlin for New Year’s Eve.”

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Obama’s actions over the last week have been nothing short of a massive temper tantrum and an embarrassment to the country. That hacking report was a complete joke, only to be outdone by any retards it fooled. My guess is that the “USA Today” demographic, as “compliant and unaware” as they are, ate it up. Paul Ryan and Nancy Pelosi’s constituency, for example.

President-Elect Trump applauded Putin’s mature response:

Nigel Farage, #Brexit avenger also chimed in:

Maria Zakharova, Russia’s Director of Information and Press, said this (Translated):

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Aaaand, of course the pundits reacted in kind:

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January 20th can’t come fast enough.

 

 

 

 

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Alt-Right Implosion: E-Celeb Mike Cernovich Bans Anti-Semite From Alt-Right Event, Guy Retaliates With #MasturGate

assplodeYesterday I wrote about academic liberals who promote White Genocide – the notion that Whites are responsible for all the world’s ills and should be exterminated. On the opposite end of the spectrum there’s a small but vocal contingency of the Alt-Right who feel the same way about Jews. We can go into that, but at the moment there’s a hilarious rift within their ranks.

First, there are two completely different Alt-rights:

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screen-shot-2016-03-08-at-11-14-59-amMike Cernovich, a self-promoting author, Alt-Right internet celebrity, alimony lottery winner, and ardent Trump supporter, has associated with various players in the Alt-right movement – ranging from gay Jewish conservative Milo Yiannopoulos to White Power dudes. Cernovich is throwing an Inauguration party in Washington D.C. called the “Deploraball,” which is slated to feature famous conservatives Bill Mitchell and Roger Stone.

screen-shot-2016-12-27-at-23043-pmUnfortunately for ol’ Mike, his worlds collided this week after attempting to muzzle an anti-Semitic Alt-right internet celebrity and former Buzzfeed employee Anthime Gionet, AKA Tim Treadstone, AKA “Baked Alaska” who was set to attend the event. Gionet has made several tweets about Jews and the “Jewish Question” (JC), referring to the belief that Jews intend on taking over the world and dominating non-Jews.

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In response, Cernovich sent Gionet a strongly worded bro-text asking him not to Heil Hitler at their party. Totally understandable:

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Shortly thereafter, Gionet was taken off of the guest list and replaced with diva Milo Yiannopoulos:

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The ensuing shitstorm has been nothing short of massively entertaining, as Baked Alaska and Cernovich have both gone on epic periscope rants against each other, with Cernovich repeatedly calling Gionet a junkie and Baked Alaska giving a 45 minute response. He also informed the world through one of his alternate Twitter accounts that Cernovich writes psychobabble dating advice – including a now deleted story about how he browbeat a reluctant Indian girl into sluthood by throwing a temper tantrum in a car until she let him jerk off while groping her.

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If you’d like the juicy details, here ya go:

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Treadstone goes on to post more of Cernovich’s greatest hits – including his thoughts on Israel:

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My take: Cernovich is a total fucking degenerate but it was the right call to yank Baked Alaska from the ticket. Gionet – a former Buzzfeed employee who’s been sympathetic to BLM, is either a true anti-Semite or a chameleon who adapts to his audience, in this case the fringe right that does not represent the #MAGA movement. Trump, it should be pointed out, is a friend of Israel. What the anti-Semitic wing of the Alt-right fails to acknowledge is that any culture which promotes excellence from an extremely young age will naturally produce more “best guys for the job,” and the success of Jews has more to do with consistent effort and results than tribal favoritism. America is a meritocracy, wistfully blended with nepotism. It’s about effectiveness and who you know, and it’s always been that way.

If Cernovich is the face of the Alt-right, and Baked Alaska it’s taint, it’s probably time for a reformation.

 

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Market Wrap: Mostly Boring, Semis Rocking, Gold And Bitcoins Up After Germany Stockpiles And India Confiscation Continues

Markets closed flat to up in light and mostly boring pre-New Year’s trading. Nasdaq was up .45%, pushed higher by tech stocks.

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Semiconductors continued their run into the end of the year, with the PHLX up 1.22%:

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Crude closed at $53.84, up 1.55%. Too bored to even post a chart. Imagine one.

highergGold and related stocks did well today, continuing it’s recovery from an 8 month low on 12/7. Perhaps accelerated German repatriation and Indian confiscation are coinciding with reversion to the mean?

 

 

btcSpeaking of India, Bitcoins are also surging, up 2.7% to $927.20.  Google searches in India for “Buy Bitcoin” have spiked in the last year in advance of demonitization, so not surprising.

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Things are quiet… too quiet. Are we all just playing a dangerous game of Dougie?

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Putin Has Audacity To Suggest Immigrants Respect The Culture They Find Themselves In

putyreganFly’s recent posts on Russia have me thinking about things Putin has said in recent years, such as comporting oneself in a host country. But first, let’s get this out of the way – Vladimir Putin is a cutthroat ex-KGB agent who has probably killed lots of people using a number of methods and various implements. He’s risen to the top of Russian politics; hooking his homies up while crushing enemies via hydraulic airplane malfunctions and polonium pellets – acts not entirely unexpected of world leaders and their surrogates. Of course as should be the case with any ex-adversary, everything Putin says is subject to scrutiny for ulterior motives and ‘Murica-underminin’ communist tendencies – but can the left please stop with the extreme Russophobia? It’s embarrassing. Some of you sound like fucking retards with your Red Dawn fantasies. Seriously, lay out your scenario for how Putin and Trump getting along translates to invasion – I want to hear it.

And as the froth forms in the corners of your mouth – let’s not forget who has actual shady ties to Russia.

Between 2008 – 2010, Uranium One / UrAsia investors donated $8.65 to the Clinton Foundation.

June 2009, Russian State Nuclear Agency Rosatom (through a subsidiary) takes a 17% stake in Uranium One.

June 2010, Russian State Nuclear Agency Rosatom takes majority ownership of Uranium One, which Hillary Clinton’s State Department signed off on.

June 29th, 2010, Bill Clinton makes $500,000 for a speech in Moscow to a Russian Investment bank that assigned a “buy” rating to Uranium One stock.

January, 2013: Rosatom State Nuclear Agency now owns Uranium one and takes it private.

Moreover, John Podesta’s creepy ass pedo/cannibal art collecting brother Tony runs the Podesta group (founded by John), which made $180,000 lobbying for Uranium One. These donations were made over the same time period that the Clinton Foundation was receiving millions from UrAsia / U1 interests. Tony Podesta also sat on the board (along with senior Russian officials) of a small energy company called Joule. Two months after Podesta joined the board, Joule landed a sweet $35 Million contract from Vladimir Putin’s Rusnano investment fund – which Podesta failed to disclose as required by law. Oh, and before joining the Clinton Campaign, John Podesta transferred 75,000 shares of Joule to his daughter through a shell company with her address. Maybe the optics didn’t look good or something? 

So the left can fuck right off with their irrational fears about Trump and Russia until they address all of that bullshit first.

ANYWAY – the whole reason for this post is to suggest that maybe we should consider listening to Putin’s suggestions for respecting the cultures one finds themselves in. In a nutshell: if you move to a country and your beliefs are offensive to the local population, don’t force your lifestyle and ideology on them. Respect where you are, and if you can’t then go back from whence you came.

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And what’s Putin’s answer for the refugee crisis?

The international community needs to rebuild their countries instead of re-homing displaced families in European and American suburbs. Refugees undoubtedly need compassionate support – but the way to fundamentally solve the problem is to restore and strengthen their native governments and institutions and provide assistance rebuilding. The madman.

Russophobes can say what they want, but I find Putin’s ideas preferable to the Neocon plan for more war and fast-tracking refugees into Western suburbs – many of whom are fine with dead Americans. Look, Putin just wants to direct the flow of energy into Europe, he’s not coming to get you. Here’s a leaked email between Colin Powell and top strategic advisor Harlan Ullman discussing the fact that Putin has no intention of moving West [Ullman’s comments highlighted, and source].

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Tits need to be calmed.

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Racist White Professor Calls For “White Genocide,” Then Blames Everyone Else For Misinterpreting His Racist Tweets

george-ciccariello-maher-drexelA Drexel University Political Science professor – who has a book coming out in February – and is a communist, graced the world with his Christmas wish to see an entire race of human beings exterminated. You know, like Hitler. This warm holiday sentiment comes from the mind of George Ciccariello-Maher, a cultishly liberal academic who’s never existed outside of a university environment, having previously corrupted young minds at U.C. Berkeley and the Venezuelan School of Planning in Caracas.

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Hilarious, right? Especially if you replace the word “white” with any other race. Ciccariello then doubles down on his Christmas Eve banter:

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To review, this is what he’s talking about:

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Nice guy. Now, in an attempt to backpedal during an Eichenwaldian moment of clarity liberals get after haphazardly revealing that they’re fucking idiots underneath that academic exterior, Ciccariello is lashing out by blaming everyone who was offended for not having “bothered to do their research” in preparation for his satirical tweets.

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Drexel university has issued a statement:

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No word on which wrist Drexel plans to slap, but 4chan anon knows what’s up: drexelres

1482775181122People like Ciccariello-Maher exist to indoctrinate adult children into a reactionary class of morons who hear a trigger word and start regurgitating information without even moderate possession of the facts. These perpetual winners are are easily manipulated by identity politics which “intellectual” losers like Ciccariello capitalize on. While undeniably atrocious, slavery in America was conducted almost entirely by rich southern democrats – a small percentage of Americans, in the 1800’s. It has been a fucked up institution for thousands of years, and is still happening today in many parts of the world. It’s also been abolished in the USA for over 130 years, and the playing field has been legally leveled for over half a century despite structural racism legislated into society. There are of course vestiges of slavery which affect minorities to this day, none of which should be used as a tool for manipulation to generate guilt or resent – or as a reason to exterminate white people. I wonder if Ciccariello-Maher would issue the same call to genocide for all brown people, since slavery is alive and well in places like Saudi Arabia?

As long as angry radicalized career academics continue peddling white guilt to impressionable snowflakes – many of whom entered into lifelong debt to fund their own brainwashing, untold millions of basement-dwelling failures to launch will have a perpetual villain to blame for their shitty lives. That is, until the last white person has been exterminated.

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Snopes Co-Founder Embezzles $98,000, Drops Weight, Leaves Fat Wife And Marries Actual Whore

The aristocrats!

snopesguy1Isn’t it interesting how a little money can change a person? According to divorce papers, Snopes co-founder David Mikkelson started taking all sorts of trips around the world to bang whores after that sweet liberal shill money started rolling in. While engaging in this debauchery, Mikkelson wrote off just about everything as a business expense, embezzling a reported $98,000. The Snopes co-founder has since settled down and married a [NSFW] part time porn actress, Snopes.com administrator (spicy!), and sex worker. As in, she has a website devoted to being a whore.  Apparently she’s a pretty good one despite being “past her time as an adult model.” In the same divorce papers, David Mikkelson fires back, claiming his hog of an ex-wife took millions from their joint account and bought property in Las Vegas. No word on who got their obese cat, or if it’s still alive.

The Daily Mail reports:

“…a DailyMail.com investigation reveals that Snopes.com’s founders, former husband and wife David and Barbara Mikkelson, are embroiled in a lengthy and bitter legal dispute in the wake of their divorce.

He has since remarried, to a former escort and porn actress who is one of the site’s staff members.

They are accusing each other of financial impropriety, with Barbara claiming her ex-husband is guilty of ’embezzlement’ and suggesting he is attempting a ‘boondoggle’ to change tax arrangements, while David claims she took millions from their joint accounts and bought property in Las Vegas.

She claimed he spent nearly $10,000 on a 24-day ‘personal vacation’ in India this year and expensed his girlfriend’s plane ticket to Buenos Aires.” Daily Mail

As one of the five fact-checkers selected by Facebook to determine FAKE NEWS, and one of the most widely referenced “debunking” websites, is even a tiny moral compass too much to expect? We already know that Snopes staff are militantly liberal fact checkers who love insulting conservatives. Proven liberal bias aside, can we trust an organization co-founded by an embezzling, whore mongering, possibly cat abandoning shill? Plus, he’s a fucking moron because he fell for the oldest whore trick in the book.

 

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Boeing Bends The Knee, Promises “Two Air Force Ones” For Under $4 Billion

AF1After coming under fire by President-elect Trump for their egregious $4 Billion Air Force One contract, and just 10 days after their announced $16.6 Billion deal with Iran, Boeing has bent the knee. If you recall, two weeks ago Trump tweeted this:

Trump elaborated in a Q&A at Trump tower:

Then there was the whole $16.6 Billion deal with Iran

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And today, Boeing has kissed the ring – proudly announcing that they’ll build TWO Air-Force Ones for under $4 Billion! Here’s what the CEO said after today’s meeting with Trump:

 

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Carl Ichan Tapped To Advise Trump on Federal Regulations

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Don’t we have the best titans of industry, folks?

In an unsurprising move, Donald Trump has tapped campaign consultant Carl Ichan as a “Special Advisor” on Federal regulations. The 80 year old activist investor who has advised Trump on picks for the Treasury, Commerce Department, EPA, and the SEC, is now going to be in a position to find ways to stimulate economic growth by rolling back investment-repelling “overregulation.”  As the WSJ reports: ichan

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Needless to say, if you fuck with Carl, he’s gonna come after you with both guns blazing. I don’t want to hear about Ichan’s conflicts of interest – the guy is worth $15 Billion dollars, so of course he has investments all over the place. Should the country be run by poor academics with no real world experience? They all seem to be wealthy by the time they leave office, yet jobs continue to flee the country as US manufacturers throw in the towel. Let’s assume, until proven otherwise, that Trump, Carl, and the rest of the crew are going to act in the best interests of America.

Despite leaving several messages, Bill Ackman unable to be reached for comment.

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Sweden Is Cucked; Anti-Terror Tsar Has Stockholm Syndrome – Blames “White Power” For Islamic Terrorism

iogt-nto_anna_maj13-8-600x413Sweden is lost, ladies and gentlemen. Two weeks before North African refugees have their way with European teens on New Year’s Eve, Sweden’s freshly minted “Anti-Terror” coordinator has gone full retard on her first day – blaming Islamic Terrorism on “White Power.”

“Hours after her appointment to the post of coordinator against violent extremism on Tuesday, Anna Carlstedt was asked why Sweden is the country which has the most jihadists per capita travelling to the Middle East to fight with extremist groups.

She told Swedish Radio: “I think there are several different types of hotbeds of extremism. What we see is that there is an interaction between them. It is true that Islamic extremism is growing, but this also results from the extreme right-wing white power movement.” Breitbart

get-1Is this woman insane? Super violent jihadists have been roaming around the Middle East for centuries, and the Koran’s aggressive and barbaric prescriptions for war create an easy justification for angry youth to take up arms against whoever their Imam says is their enemy. People like Anna Carltedt promote the notion of using white guilt to blame the common citizen’s “inherent racism” for not accepting compulsory integration of fundamentally opposed ideologies.

outofpocketThat said, it would be short sighted not to acknowledge that anger towards the Judeo-Christian West has been festering for almost a century, after a cabal of bankers, energy companies, and world leaders drew borders, installed puppet governments, and then casually steamrolled civilians when their bitches got out of pocket – all to maintain control over the primary energy resource backing US Dollars. On the other hand, it’s also short sighted not to acknowledge that radical Islam has been encouraged, financed, armed, trained and used as pawns by countries like Saudi Arabia (where every single one of the 9/11 hijackers came from). Everyone’s getting played. Still, the recent history of the Middle East doesn’t justify the mass re-homing of Jihadists into the suburbs of their mortal enemy. Average Europeans don’t deserve to be told they’re racist for objecting to a failed experiment in cultural destruction. But sure globalists, keep using people, and in this case “White Power,” as your scapegoat for Middle Eastern outrage over your deadly chess games. Victim shaming is a great way to direct attention away from all those dead Iraqi’s while providing staunch defense of a backwards, rapeyoppressive ideology that is terrorizing Europe. What the fuck did they think was going to happen?

Not all 1.3 Billion Muslims are like this, they’re just dumb for believing a retarded fairy tale. But when Islamic terrorism has been fostered and encouraged by Sharia governments, and angry radicalized Muslims constitute a significant portion of migrants committing crimes in previously “safe” parts of Europe, the terrorists speak for the entire group. If you flip the actors and the KKK was telling adherents to rape Muslim women because the Bible says it’s cool, or White Power groups were driving vehicles through crowds of Muslims during Ramadan, I’d expect the Vatican and most of the Judeo-Christian government / religious complex to get that shit under control. Cultural shifts have to occur from within, and even the “God Hates Fags” Baptists can’t hold a candle to hate preaching Imams.

Maybe Sweden will be un-cucked when they finally realize that you can’t de-radicalize angry Christian hating “males of fighting age” with hot chocolate, griddle cakes, and letting them rape your daughters to blow off steam from all that “white power.”

 

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Redditor NAILS The Spectacular Implosion Of The Left

I’ve been out most of the day handling last minute pre-Christmas to-do’s, however a friend sent me a link to this post made by redditor “rationalcomment” on why the left has committed suicide – full helium bag. The post has almost 2000 upvotes and SIX “gold” (meaning, six people liked it enough to spend $5 and “gild” the post).  Since the comment was made in the “advice animals” subreddit – outside of a free thought zone (the_donald), there’s a good chance these words won’t live to see the end of the day – so I have immortalized them in these most hallowed halls of iBC.

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Looks like Russia finally helped the Democrats deliver on their promise of transparency.

What is sad about the Dems is that at a time when they should be introspecting, they’re looking to shift blame for their own failures, ensuring that the DNC establishment doesn’t actually change. This election wasn’t actually a referendum on Trump, it was a referendum on what passes for the modern representatives of the liberal left in America, the Democratic party.

They’re blaming the loss on everything, from sexism of Bernie supporters to Russia to fake news to everyone who voted against them being stupid. The left finally got an actual populist that talked about actual real issues like trade deals, stopping monopolies and putting term limits on Congress, and what did the DNC do? They crushed him to continue the failed policies of the liberal establishment.

They have abandoned their core principles. What passes for “liberal” today in America has almost nothing to do with classic liberalism (individual rights, freedom of thought/speech…etc). The great liberal tradition that rejects regressive dogmatic ideologies and which is compassionate to the working class stiffs that build the country is now gone. The left-wing movement in this country, at least going back the last 20 years or so, hasn’t really been one of left-wing economics or individualistic free thinking, or using government to improve the lives of the working and middle classes. What’s passed for left-wing politics in this country is really just identity politics: promising to give various handouts to some identifiable minority group (blacks, women, illegal immigrants, lgbt…etc).

Democrats, you have completely and utterly lost touch with the common man, whose concerns used to be at the very center of the political left.

Today that electrician stringing up wires of homes in Wisconsin, that welder putting together steel plates in Pennsylvania, that man whose chapped hands are wielding a big wrench in Ohio, the many men across the country with dirt under their nails from working with their hands….these aren’t your people anymore.

Instead you are now the party of the gender studies graduate with manicured nails, lecturing others about the evil racist sexist America, telling the struggling white working class that they hold white privilege and therefore hold an eternal debt to all non-white people based purely on the color of their skin.

The DNC is the the party of those who go absolutely nuts when a Christian baker doesn’t want to be forced to bake a cake for a gay wedding, yet instantly jumps in to defend insanely backwards ideologies like Islam when yet another Muslim mass murders innocent homosexuals.

It is the party of collusion with media to mislead the public, of corruption and saying nice empty platitudes that have been filtered through 5 focus groups as to not offend anyone while doing the very opposite of these platitudes.

It is the party of Black Lives Matter, the oppression Olympics, of 20 different gender pronouns, virtue signalling and all the noxious ideas like “social justice” that claim that all difference in outcome must be due to some etheral discrimination, and that places the collectivist forced equality of outcome over the rights of an individual.

It is the party of the smug air of moral superiority, of ivory tower attitudes holding contempt and instantly discounting the views of regular people that don’t hold a degree studying Critical Theory or the works of Juddith Butler.

And what has this disconnect lead to? The following:

  • Republicans have won a majority in the House of Representatives, with 238 seats.
  • Republicans have won the majority in the Senate.
  • Republicans now hold 33 Governorships, with a gain of three seats on November 8.
  • Republicans control a record 68 of 98 state legislative chambers.
  • Republicans now hold more total state legislature seats, well over 4,100 of the 7,383, than they have since 1920
  • A former reality TV star with no government experience whatsoever won the White House.
  • President Trump will have one Supreme Court vacancy to fill immediately and could potentially add at least two more justices before his first term is finished.

The GOP now controls all levels of our government, it is the most powerful it has been in over 80 years according to Real Clear Politics and Washington Post.

Come the midterms in 2018, the electorate map looks really good for the GOP and they could easily win enough seats to pass the threshold needed for them to start changing the Constitution completely unopposed.

You could have prevented this. You could have kicked out the out of touch elitists and candidates that can’t connect with the average person, you could have listened to the common man instead you treated them like utter garbage, with the insufferable arrogance of guilt tripping and shaming everyone who disagrees with your identity politics nonsense.

You made this bed.

And god damn do you deserve to now sleep in it.

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