iBankCoin
Home / 2017 (page 60)

Yearly Archives: 2017

Pound Slammed As UK PM’s Plan Backfires – BREXIT Set To Stall

UK Prime Minister and Conservative party leader Theresa May just fucked up royally. She thought she could capitalize on the wave of nationalism responsible for Brexit – for which the negotiations have been slow going.

In order to expedite the process, May thought she was super cool in April by announcing a “shock” election for today. Her expectation was that MOAR conservatives would snatch up seats in Parliament.

NOPE

Exit polls are showing May’s plan has backfired. Not only is it looking like the conservative party has lost 17 seats, Theresa May is at risk of losing her position as Prime Minister. It’s now looking like the election may result in a “Hung Parliament,” which means – more or less, nothing’s getting done in Parliament for a loooong time. Bad day at Red Rock for Brexit fans.

THE FARAGE

To that end, Nigel Farage – Brexit’s death defying bad boy just said Brexit is at risk, and that the UK faces a second referendum if Jeremy Corbyn pulls off an unlikely election victory.

POUNDED

In reaction to the exit polls, the British pound is getting tentacle raped (full Eichenwald).

There may be an even BIGGER upset is in the cards…

 

Comments »

Tucker Talks Tentacle Porn After Kurt Eichenwald Caught Red Handed

Oh boy…

Senior Newsweek writer and MSNBC contributor Kurt Eichenwald was caught red handed Wednesday night after posting a screenshot to Twitter which happened to include several open tabs in his browser…

Users on 4chan noticed the tabs immediately and ENHANCED

And what did that lead to? Why – Japanese tentacle porn (Hentai)!

Kurt’s response

“I was looking up tentacle porn with my kid in order to prove to my wife it exists…”

Ok… however even if true – looking up tentacle porn with your adult offspring is beyond creepy.

Tucker’s on the case…

Tucker Carlson, who presided over Eichenwald’s “self immolation” last december as a guest of Tucker Carlson Tonight, couldn’t resist covering the latest in the saga of Kurt Eichenwald.

“Well of course! Just another afternoon of surfing the internet for hardcore porn with your kids!” -Tucker

VIDEO HERE (sorry for quality, will update):

Reactions have been brutal

 

Comments »

Comey Admits To Leaking Memo Through Friend, Rubio Grills

Former FBI Director James Comey admitted in testimony before the Senate Intel Committee that he leaked the infamous “Comey memo” – his version of what was said during a conversation with President Trump.
Comey’s argument for why the ‘leak’ wasn’t illegal is that the memo consisted of his private notes of a classified conversation, vs. an actual government document subject to classification.
The former FBI Director leaked, he says, in order to try and prompt the appointment of the special counsel.
My judgment was, I needed to get that out into the public square, and so I asked a friend of mine to share the content of the memo with a reporter,” Comey told the Senate Intelligence Committee. “[I] didn’t do it myself for a variety of reasons, but I asked him to, because I thought, that might prompt the appointment of the special counselJames Comey
See here:

Marco Rubio asks Comey why the fact that Trump wasn’t under investigation never leaked…

Comments »

BOMBSHELL: Attorney General Loretta Lynch Pressured Comey To Help Clinton Campaign – “That Gave Me A Queasy Feeling”

During his testimony before the Senate committee investigating Russian interference, former FBI Director James Comey said that Loretta Lynch pressured him to use the Clinton Campaign’s language in order to manage the optics of the FBI’s active investigation into Clinton’s email server.

Instead of using the phrase “investigation,” Lynch asked Comey to instead say that the FBI had opened a “matter.”

It concerned me, because we were at the point where we had refused to confirm the existence of an investigation, for months. And it was getting to a place where that looked silly, because the campaigns were talking about interacting with the FBI.

The Clinton campaign at the time was using all kinds of euphemisms; security review, matters, things like that – for what was going on.

Was she [Lynch] gonna to authorize us to confirm that we had an investigation? And she said “Yes, but don’t call it that. Call it a ‘matter.’ And again, you look back in hindsight – you think, ‘should I have resisted harder? I just said, ‘alright, this isn’t a hill worth dying on.'”

It gave me a queasy feeling.

So the sitting Attorney General of the Untied States instructed the head of the FBI to use specific language that would help a candidate running for president.

The FBI director was uncomfortable with this because the language differed from FBI nomenclature, and perhaps because it could be considered influencing the election – yet Comey decided it ‘wasn’t a hill worth dying on.’

One wonders if Comey’s recommendation not to prosecute in the Clinton email investigation last July also not a hill worth dying on?

VIDEO BELOW:

 

Comments »

NBC Cuts Out Putin Joke That Megyn Kelly Should Be Arrested For Her Russian Ties

After NBC’s Megyn Kelly sat down with Russian President Vladimir Putin, an interview which Oliver Stone said sucked, NBC cut out a joke made by Putin in response to a question about his relationship with former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn – who Putin was pictured with at a state dinner.

Quite frankly, the entire interview was a disaster – with Putin basically destroying Kelly on every question.  (Full interview below)

The joke

When asked “What is your relationship with Mr. Flynn?” Putin responded with:

With you, with you personally, I have a much closer relationship than with Mr. Flynn. We met yesterday evening. Today we worked all day together, we are meeting again right now.

Putin then joked that because of how much closer Megyn was to him than Mike Flynn, by American standards she should be punished:

Flynn was fired from work. You need to be simply arrested and put in jail!

That was apparently too spicy for NBC…

See here:

Now see the NBC version which cuts out Putin’s joke

Comments »

Qatar Military On HIGHEST State Of Alert Over Imminent Regime Change

According to CNN – so maybe not, Qatar has placed it’s military “on the highest state of alert” over fears of a military incursion – following yesterday’s ultimatum by Saudi Arabia to sever all ties with Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood.

16 leopard tanks have reportedly been brought out of storage in Qatar’s capital city Doha [which doesn’t seem like a ton of firepower], while the Qatari Minstry of Defense shot off a letter to the Saudis, UAE, and Bahraini governments, warning them that any ships entering Qatari waters would be fired upon.

To try and diffuse the situation President Trump has “extended an olive branch” in a phone call with Qatar’s Emir – offering to help all parties resolve their differences at the White House. In other words, Don’s not getting on a fucking plane for this shit.

In a description of the Wednesday call, the White House said Trump “emphasized the importance of all countries in the region working together to prevent the financing of terrorist organizations and stop the promotion of extremist ideology.”

Referring to the regional group that includes Qatar, the President also “reiterated that a united Gulf Cooperation Council and a strong United States-Gulf Cooperation Council partnership are critical to defeating terrorism and promoting regional stability.” Trump spoke to the Saudi king Tuesday, the White House said, delivering a very similar message. –VFN

The Wall St. Journal confirmed earlier reports that Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Egypt, and their allies are seeking guarantees that Qatar will stop financing Islamic extremist groups and sever relations with the Muslim Brotherhood – and have demanded Qatar ‘scale back’ the Al Jazeera media network.

And per ZeroHedge – Giorgio Cafiero of geopolitical risk consultancy Gulf State Analytics stresses the danger of deteriorating relations between Middle Eastern nations:

“There are many analysts who believe that a potential break-up of the GCC has to be considered right now. If these countries fail to resolve their issues and such tensions reaches new heights, we have to be very open to the possibility of these six Arab countries no longer being able to unite under the banner of one council,” said Cafiero.

He added that if tension escalates, there could be a “military confrontation.”

I look forward to nothing happening whatsoever and this turning out to be a gigantic waste of time.

Comments »

Simultaneous Shootings And Suicide Bombing At Iran Parliament And Khomeini’s Tomb [UPDATED]

UPDATE:

  •  ISIS HAS REPORTEDLY TAKEN RESPONSIBILITY
  • 7 killed in Iranian Parliament, 2 killed at Khomeini tomb

UPDATE #2: Shots heard from inside Parliament

Update #3 Shots heard outside Parliament

One of the parliament attackers:

MORE UPDATES BELOW

Mixed reports are rolling in that at least one guard was killed after a gunman opened fire inside the Iranian parliament on Wednesday, wounding several people, state media reported – and a gunman has now reportedly fled the parliament building:

Initial reports have varied between one gunman and three men armed with rifles and a pistol.

Concurrently, an armed man entered the mausoleum of Iranian revolutionary founder Ruhollah Kohmeini and opened fire before reportedly blowing himself up.

The moment when the suicide attacker blows himself up in the shrine of Imam Khomeini in #Tehran

Per Express.co.uk:

  • A witness told Reuters that a man opened fire in the parliament and that a guard was injured.
  • Unconfirmed reports say that one person has been taken hostage and four people have been injured.
  • The Tasnim news agency said that the identity and motivation of the assailant was still unclear.
  • Security forces have reportedly massed both inside and outside the parliament.
  • An armed man opened fire at the Mausoleum of Ayatollah Khomeini in southern Tehran and wounded a number of people.
  • A gunman opened fire at pilgrims at the late Imam Khomeini mausoleum in southern Tehran on Wednesday injuring a number of people.

UPDATES:

 

Comments »

Tucker Carlson Debates BLM Supporter Over Blacks-Only Segregated Event

Tucker Carlson debated a horribly racist Black Lives Matter supporter last night – compelling his guest to distance herself from the group by the end of the interview…

Last weekend, a New York City BLM group decided to throw an “Exclusively Black’ Memorial Day party creating what they called an ‘Exclusively Black Space.’

Being intentional about being around Black People is an act of resistance. This is an exclusively Black Space… -NY BLM Group

Sorry guys…

In response to the event, Fox’s Tucker Carlson hosted an ardent BLM supporter, who defended the segregated event with a series of regressive analogies and outdated race-based identity politics (scroll down for the video).

Tucker: I was confused by this because I thought the whole point of BLM – one of the points would be to speak out against singling people out on the basis of their race and punishing them for that. Because you can’t control what your race is, and yet they seem to be doing that. Explain that to me?

#1 – White Privilege

Lisa: What I say to that is BOO HOO HOO… You white people are angry because you couldn’t use your White Privilege card to get invited to the Black Lives Matters all black memorial day celebration!

Tucker: Well, hold on… [she does not]

#2 – Memorial Day was created by former slaves

Lisa: Memorial day was created by black former slaves in 1865 to honor those individuals who were union soldiers who fought and died for our  freedoms. So Black Lives Matter in that same vein decided to get together with Black folks to make sure that Black folks are celebrated for being murdered by racist terrorists. If you’re mad at that, you just…. [mic cuts]

Tucker: I’m not mad at that – I just have a really simple question for you. If you don’t like people excluding others on the basis of their race. And as a society, we agree that’s bad – why are you defending that?

#3 – Every day is ‘White Day’

Lisa: White folks crack me up… all of the sudden when ‘we’ want one day for black folks to focus on ourselves – but you’ve been having White Day forever!

#4 – Hollywood is racist

Lisa: You’ve had an all white Oscars, all these movies with all white actors – movie after movie after movie, all white TV shows with white casts over and over and over again.

Tucker: I hope you’re not speaking for anyone else. What you’re saying is SO hostile and separatist and crazy. It’s such a basic violation of what I thought we all agree on – which is that you don’t attack people for things you don’t control – namely their race.

#5 – White people are like unruly children at a wedding

Lisa: People give weddings where they exclude children. It doesn’t mean they don’t like children – they don’t know if your kids are gonna be monsters… So in that same vein, black lives matter decided to have one day where they didn’t want white folks that were gonna be off the rails. They don’t know if you’re gonna be behaved.

Stay your asses out! We wanna celebrate today. We don’t want anybody going against us today.”

Tucker: And you can’t celebrate if someone that doesn’t look like you is around? You’re demented, actually. You’re sick. And what you’re saying is disgusting. And if you were a NAZI [Lisa: Ooooh!] I would say the same thing to you. Because what you’re saying is indistinguishable. “I don’t care your opinions, I don’t care your views – your life experience – your intentions… All I care about is the way you look,” something that you can’t control. And on that basis alone I’m judging you…

I can’t believe I have to say that out loud!

#6 – America is an inherently racist society

Lisa:  Well unfortunately, when you have a racist society like America, you force individuals to come together collectively to make sure that they have a voice. And that’s unfortunate that the racism has caused people to come together collectively.

Tucker then asks Durden if there’s a single White person in America that she’d let into the event. Perhaps realizing what a total racist she’d been for the last 7 minutes, she distances herself from the BLM decision.

Lisa: Now I’m not Black Lives Matter. Black Lives Matter is a movement. However, however, however – I can respect the decision. It doesn’t mean it’s the decision I would have made. Maybe I would have. Just like a wedding where I might say your kids can’t bring their bad asses at my wedding!

Tucker: Children are not an ethnic group.

See below:

Comments »

Qatar Given 24 Hour Ultimatum By Saudi Arabia To Meet 10 Conditions – OR ELSE!

Days after Bahrain, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, and Egypt cut off diplomatic and economic ties with Qatar and launched a Naval blockade over ‘funding terrorism and supporting Iran,’ Saudi Arabia gave the small gulf nation 24 hours to fulfill 10 conditions that have been sent to Kuwait.

While the details have not been made public, rumor has it that one of Saudi Arabia’s demands is that Qatar sever all ties with the Muslim Brotherhood and Hamas – both considered terrorist organizations by international bodies.

More from ZeroHedge:

While there was little additional information on the Ultimatum and more importantly what happens should Qatar not comply, Al Jazeera reported that Kuwait’s emir, Sheikh Sabah Al Ahmad Al Jaber Al Sabah, left Saudi Arabia on Tuesday after holding mediation talks with the Saudi King Salman bin Abdul Aziz to try to defuse an escalating crisis between Arab countries and Qatar. No details were given on the talks.

Speaking to Al Jazeera, analyst Giorgio Cafiero of Gulf State Analytics, a geopolitical risk consultancy based in Washington, DC, said: “I think the Kuwaitis as well as Omanis … fear the prospects of these tensions escalating in ways which could undermine the interest of all six members of the GCC.

“There are many analysts who believe that a potential break-up of the GCC has to be considered right now.”

“If these countries fail to resolve their issues and such tensions reaches new heights, we have to be very open to the possibility of these six Arab countries no longer being able to unite under the banner of one council,” said Cafiero.

He added that if tension escalates, some have warned of a “military confrontation”.

FAKE NEWS?

This massive shunning is the result of a broadcast which Qatar claims was a hack of their state-run news agency in order to misrepresent the Emir as a backer of radical Islam – whereby a tape was played of Emir Tamim bin Hamad Al Thani speaking with no audio, while ‘hacked’ captions containing for his support of terrorism and Iran scrolled across the ticker at the bottom of the screen.

After the broadcast, Saudi Arabia and the UAE blocked Qatari news organization Al-Jazeera last week.

DAMAGE CONTROL

Recall the Wikileaks email in which Hillary Clinton tells John Podesta that Qatar and Saudi Arabia were giving ‘clandestine financial and logistic support to ISIL and other radical Sunni groups.’

Well – it looks like the plan is to throw Qatar under the bus in order to elevate Saudi Arabia’s status. Israel has assembled a coalition to go fight ISIS / Terrorism / Iran – which includes Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Israel, Egypt, and Jordan.

Look! Trump hates Qatar too!

HACKING UP THE TRUCK?

As iBankCoin previously reported: CNN is now reporting that the siege of Qatar, implemented by Saudi Arabia, is the result of fake news stories planted by strong as shit Russian programmers, raping Qatar’s state run news agency, which caused Saudi Arabia to starve the people of Qatar to death.

If I didn’t know any better, I’d guess Qatar just reversed course on some kind of international shakedown and is now playing ball. Why else the sudden shift to MUH RUSSIANS?

Comments »

VIDEO: Piers Morgan Bitchslaps London Mayor Sadiq Kahn Into Space

London Mayor and actual defender of terrorists, Sadiq Kahn, went on Good Morning Britain Tuesday with Piers Morgan and Susanna Reid to discuss Jihadi terrorists pouring into the UK. Kahn tried to weasel out of the notion that Britain – the most surveilled country in the world – can’t keep track of 400 Jihadis…

Susanna Reid: How are you letting people back in to the UK who haven’t just been trained – they’ve actually fought, potentially against our troops…  Where are they? You’re the mayor of this capitol city!

Kahn: With respect.. I can’t follow 400 people, what I can do is make sure—

Morgan: Why can’t you instruct the police, and say every one of those people that have come back from a war zone is in London, I want them followed?

Kahn: Cause the police budget, roughly speaking, 15-20% is funded by me, the mayor. The rest is from Central Government. The net police government has been shrunk and reduced. They’ve got to prioritize…

Morgan:What could be a bigger priority than people coming back from a Syrian battlefield with intent to harm British citizens? Why is it not the number one priority? Why are these people allowed to come back in?

Bonus:

Comments »