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STOP THE PRESSES: U.S. Intelligence Says Russian Hackers Are to Blame For Qatar Crisis

You’ve got to be a complete imbecile to believe in these Russian fairytales. How pervasive and powerful are these Russian hackers after all? Are our cyber experts merely standing around with dildos in their mouths, as these powerful king makers plant FAKE NEWS across the world — causing rifts, election upsets, and wars?

CNN is now reporting that the siege of Qatar, implemented by Saudi Arabia, is the result of fake news stories planted by strong as shit Russian programmers, raping Qatar’s state run news agency, which caused Saudi Arabia to starve the people of Qatar to death.

Moreover, as per CNN fake news, the Russian hackers are believed to belong to Putin himself, as ‘nothing happens inside that country’ of 16,377,742km, without the expressed permission of the government.

During the CNN report, they mentioned how Russian hackers interfered in the recent French election, something that was rejected by French intelligence agencies and even Macron.

To date, intelligence agencies have yet to provide any proof of Russian hacking, even the fact that they exist, aside from their firm assurance that they’re out there causing chaos.

Just today, President Trump praised the actions of Saudi Arabia and affirmed that Qatar was funding terror.

Yet another victim of the malicious and insidious forces of Russian powered fake news.

Un-fucking-believable.

NOTE: Saudi Arabia has given Qatar 24 hours to comply with their demands, else face military confrontation.

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15 comments

  1. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    Brennan

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  2. cancel19

    Russian Vodka rules! Wait a minute Russian Hackerz are all powerful! No, wait a minute Russian beautiful REAL women are the best by far!

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  3. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Why the hell would Crazy Fuck Trump trash-talk Qatar publicly when we have an important military base there which is critical to fighting ISIS? The guy is mentally impaired.

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    • ericbakerbruce
      ericbakerbruce

      Now you’re a military strategist? It’s a fucking Air Force base. If we lose Al Udeid we can still bomb Daesh anywhere anytime…

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  4. one-eighty

    Your Liability in Chief is taking all the credit.

    Maybe Qatar will shut down the US base. That’ll twist his nuts!

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  5. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    If only they could produce a single shred of evidence. But they can’t because it simply is not true. Been saying it from the beginning and I am more credentialed than almost all of these clowns.

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  6. dragun

    say something enough and you end up believing it.

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    • cancel19

      True, the liberals have employed the “NAZI” tactic invented by Joseph Goebbels of repeating constantly a lie so as to desensitize the general public into believing it as a truth. Simple as that.

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      • hillbilly

        The Nazis didn’t invent that. Goebbels repeatedly referenced this was a tactic of primarily British propaganda. The irony should not be lost on us that most of the general public now believe that the Germans somehow discovered and implemented this concept, when rulers have been bullshitting their people for centuries.

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  7. sarcrilege

    Nobody, other than pinko commie snowflakes crying in their safe spaces, is an imbecile and believes in these Russian fairytales; however, it goes to show that the deep state has all off for retards to feed us this bullshit.

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  8. bushwacker2

    Somehow this all must be tied in to Trump. It is his deranged mind at work. Russian hackers are following the Putin-Trump orders, bigly. Frog, feel free to chime in.

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  9. stockslueth

    Crap, I’m having trouble following the game and keeping score. Tell me later who won?

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  10. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    So the disclosed NSA document describing Russian attempts to penetrate state voter registration software is a fake? Come on now…

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