You knew there would be a Trump tweet like this…
In response to the new book by author Michael Wolff – who was served with a cease-and-desist letter along with former Trump strategist Steve Bannon – who was warned that legal action is imminent, President Trump dropped a very Trumpian tweet Thursday night, calling the book “phony,” and telling people to look into the author’s past and then “watch what happens to him and Sloppy Steve.”
SLOPPY STEVE ladies and gentlemen!
I authorized Zero access to White House (actually turned him down many times) for author of phony book! I never spoke to him for book. Full of lies, misrepresentations and sources that don’t exist. Look at this guy’s past and watch what happens to him and Sloppy Steve!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 5, 2018
Fearing a legal injunction, the publisher has accelerated the book’s release – with turtle-necked liberals lining up to buy their own copies:
These are the people are waiting in DC until midnight to buy Fire and Fury pic.twitter.com/81qGKOmUAo
— Jack Posobiec ?? (@JackPosobiec) January 5, 2018
Meanwhile, here’s the Daily Mail’s list of the top 20 “jaw-dropping” claims from the book:
- Steve Bannon described Don Jr’s Trump Tower meeting with Russians as ‘treasonous and unpatriotic’ and thinks he will ‘crack like an egg’ under the pressure of the Russia investigation
- Bannon said there’s ‘zero’ chance Donald Trump didn’t know about the meeting and said Don Jr likely ‘walked them to his father’s office’
- First Lady Melania Trump openly wept on the night her husband won the election – and the tears ‘were not of joy’
- The whole campaign from the top down thought Trump would lose and everyone had planned for defeat, with Trump himself planning a TV network because he would be ‘the most famous man in the world’
- Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms and he demanded a lock on his bedroom door against the wishes of the Secret Service
- Trump orders McDonald’s so he’s not poisoned, told staff not to touch his toothbrush and strips his own bedsheets
- Trump regularly sits in bed eating a cheeseburger at 6.30pm while calling his friends and watching three TVs
- Rupert Murdoch called Trump a ‘f***ing idiot’ after a phone call and billionaire backer Tom Barrack said ‘he’s not only crazy, he’s stupid’
- Trump’s aides say he doesn’t read and ‘for all practical purposes is no more than semi-literate’
- Trump would try to bed his friends’ wives by goading their husbands to cheat while the wife listened in on speakerphone
- White House Communications Director Hope Hicks dated married Corey Lewandowski and Trump later told her: ‘You’re the best piece of tail he’ll ever have.’
- The president called acting attorney general Sally Yates a ‘c***’ after she refused to enforce his immigration ban
- Sean Spicer, then press secretary, said ‘you can’t make this s*** up’ after his first briefing and went on adopt the phrase as his personal mantra
- Trump tells the same stories three times in ten minutes and forgot a succession of old friends’ names at a Mar-a-Lago party
- He called Jared Kushner a ‘suck-up’ and said he should never have let Ivanka and her husband move to Washington
- Among his verdicts on his staff: Bannon ‘looked like s***’, Reince Priebus was a midget and Kellyanne Conway was a crybaby
- Among his staff’s verdicts on him: ‘dope’, ‘dumb as s***’, ‘hopeless idiot’, ‘just a f***ing fool’, ‘lost his mind’, ‘incapable of functioning in his job’
- Trump wondered what a ‘golden shower’ was after reading reports about the notorious Russian dossier
- Trump offered to marry Morning Joe’s Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough – and mocked Jared Kushner for saying he’d do it
- Ivanka Trump jokes with friends about her father’s hair secrets: He had a scalp reduction, combs over from the sides, and uses Just for Men badly
Trump is a bar room fighter. Not pretty; but effective.
Orange God. You fucking sloppy pathetic deviant libtards will never get it. Put the tampon back in your bleeding assholes. Then cry it out. Again and again and again.
Because this fracas originated within an article published by the Guardian, it can come under the British courts that are skewed heavily in favour of the plaintiff with respect to libel. Bannon better make his peace while he still has one (or two or three) shirts on his back.
This is a scam. The publisher will laugh all the way to the bank.
Bannon is sloppy though. He has those broken red blood veins all over his face: classic hard drinker. The Ted Kennedy look.
Fortunately none of this matters as the impeachment process is well underway. It’s only important as far as the World now knows how lucky everyone is to have dodged the Trump bullet. Thanks Putin!
@black swine, impeachment is your pie in the sky. That effort will fail just like that fictitious Russian collusion bullshit. Deep state will have to resort to plan C, assassination. And then we’ll get off our couches and hang all you marxist retards.
Trump was triggered, rookie-style, by a faux-journalist. He should have taken the high-road.
Oldest trick in the 4d chess move book.
Injunction? Ha Ha. What law school did you fail? This will dwarf any MMA cage match. In one fell swoop Trump is exposed as a fraud (anyone shocked?) and Bannon a political hack. Wait until
But no fear cuckpots, Bannon will issue mea culpa with fingers crossed behind his back and dementia-inflicted Trump will welcome Sloppy back with a kiss on each cheek. Bannon knows Kushner, Princess Ivanka, and Little Donnie are goners and he wants to be back in the big house when that happens.
Cant wait for Wolff to break out the audiotapes to bitchslap those crying Fake News.
So it is writtten, so it will happen.
Regards.
@traderconfessions, aka Hillary’s bitch, you have yet to be right about nearly anything, I don’t imagine things will go your way with your latest prophecy
Pretty funny
I like the shit talking. Brings back the WWF days.
Regards
Chuck Bennett
Juice… don’t cry… everything will be OK….
I signed up for Fire and Fury via my library audiobook app… says the wait time is approximately 6 months!
The irony of fearing being poisoned and ordering McDonald’s cheeseburgers and eating them in bed at 6:30 while talking to his friends and watching TV is too funny.
Fire and Fury
Amazon.com: No 1 bestseller 5 stars. Reviews here:
https://www.amazon.com/Fire-Fury-Inside-Trump-White/dp/1250158060/ref=sr_1_1?ie
In the US, Trump haters (like TraderC) are lapping it up. One comment:
“Reading this book is like being forced to eat an entire 5 gallon carton of ice cream”
LOL.
Amazon.co.uk: No 1 bestseller 3-1/2 stars. Reviews here:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fire-Fury-Michael-Wolff/dp/1408711400/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1515174639&sr=1-2&keywords=fire+and+fury
In the UK, not so much.
GOPers believe anything…then come back for more…then believe anything…then come back for more….then……….
You fools should sit back and read your inane posts. Do the works “GOPtards” “GOPfags” “GOP snowflakes” “Trumpsbitches” “MAGAmorons” mean anything to you idiots?
You’re now the laughing stocks and likely won’t ever admit to voting for this turkey, much like the astro-turfed Tea Baggers of yore.
I feel sorry for you. You actually think that Trump is innocent?
Wait until the DB bank records are released and the DJT clan is exposed to the whole country.
But, you’ll always have Bengazi! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Clown so is right
GOPers shouldn’t believe these stories about cheeseburgers in bed. All hilarious stories and and as much as we would like to believe them true. It’s just fake news, sadly.
Regards
Chuck Bennett
I wasn’t referring to the book, Chuck.
But you did just prove the point.
Don’t forget to check under the bed tonight for HRC. She’s out to gitcha’.
Making a point?
Let us know when you find success in that
Regards
Chuck Bennett
(Is this Frog?)
Oh god froggy fuck face has returned?