iBankCoin
Wake up. Break the cycle. Teach your children.
Joined Oct 24, 2016
1,143 Blog Posts

Trump Dubs Bannon “Sloppy Steve” – Says To Watch What Happens To Him And Author Of “Phony” Book

You knew there would be a Trump tweet like this…

In response to the new book by author Michael Wolff – who was served with a cease-and-desist letter along with former Trump strategist Steve Bannon – who was warned that legal action is imminentPresident Trump dropped a very Trumpian tweet Thursday night, calling the book “phony,” and telling people to look into the author’s past and then “watch what happens to him and Sloppy Steve.” 

SLOPPY STEVE ladies and gentlemen! 

Fearing a legal injunction, the publisher has accelerated the book’s release – with turtle-necked liberals lining up to buy their own copies:

Meanwhile, here’s the Daily Mail’s list of the top 20 “jaw-dropping” claims from the book:

  1. Steve Bannon described Don Jr’s Trump Tower meeting with Russians as ‘treasonous and unpatriotic’ and thinks he will ‘crack like an egg’ under the pressure of the Russia investigation
  2. Bannon said there’s ‘zero’ chance Donald Trump didn’t know about the meeting and said Don Jr likely ‘walked them to his father’s office’
  3. First Lady Melania Trump openly wept on the night her husband won the election – and the tears ‘were not of joy’
  4. The whole campaign from the top down thought Trump would lose and everyone had planned for defeat, with Trump himself planning a TV network because he would be ‘the most famous man in the world’
  5. Trump and Melania sleep in separate bedrooms and he demanded a lock on his bedroom door against the wishes of the Secret Service
  6. Trump orders McDonald’s so he’s not poisoned, told staff not to touch his toothbrush and strips his own bedsheets
  7. Trump regularly sits in bed eating a cheeseburger at 6.30pm while calling his friends and watching three TVs
  8. Rupert Murdoch called Trump a ‘f***ing idiot’ after a phone call and billionaire backer Tom Barrack said ‘he’s not only crazy, he’s stupid’
  9. Trump’s aides say he doesn’t read and ‘for all practical purposes is no more than semi-literate’
  10. Trump would try to bed his friends’ wives by goading their husbands to cheat while the wife listened in on speakerphone
  11. White House Communications Director Hope Hicks dated married Corey Lewandowski and Trump later told her: ‘You’re the best piece of tail he’ll ever have.’
  12. The president called acting attorney general Sally Yates a ‘c***’ after she refused to enforce his immigration ban
  13. Sean Spicer, then press secretary, said ‘you can’t make this s*** up’ after his first briefing and went on adopt the phrase as his personal mantra
  14. Trump tells the same stories three times in ten minutes and forgot a succession of old friends’ names at a Mar-a-Lago party
  15. He called Jared Kushner a ‘suck-up’ and said he should never have let Ivanka and her husband move to Washington
  16. Among his verdicts on his staff: Bannon ‘looked like s***’, Reince Priebus was a midget and Kellyanne Conway was a crybaby
  17. Among his staff’s verdicts on him: ‘dope’, ‘dumb as s***’, ‘hopeless idiot’, ‘just a f***ing fool’, ‘lost his mind’, ‘incapable of functioning in his job’
  18. Trump wondered what a ‘golden shower’ was after reading reports about the notorious Russian dossier
  19. Trump offered to marry Morning Joe’s Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough – and mocked Jared Kushner for saying he’d do it
  20. Ivanka Trump jokes with friends about her father’s hair secrets: He had a scalp reduction, combs over from the sides, and uses Just for Men badly
If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

20 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    Trump is a bar room fighter. Not pretty; but effective.

    • 0
    • 3
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. ironbird

    Orange God. You fucking sloppy pathetic deviant libtards will never get it. Put the tampon back in your bleeding assholes. Then cry it out. Again and again and again.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. Cricket

    Because this fracas originated within an article published by the Guardian, it can come under the British courts that are skewed heavily in favour of the plaintiff with respect to libel. Bannon better make his peace while he still has one (or two or three) shirts on his back.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. derp

    This is a scam. The publisher will laugh all the way to the bank.

    Bannon is sloppy though. He has those broken red blood veins all over his face: classic hard drinker. The Ted Kennedy look.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. Black Swan

    Fortunately none of this matters as the impeachment process is well underway. It’s only important as far as the World now knows how lucky everyone is to have dodged the Trump bullet. Thanks Putin!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 2 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. sarcrilege

    @black swine, impeachment is your pie in the sky. That effort will fail just like that fictitious Russian collusion bullshit. Deep state will have to resort to plan C, assassination. And then we’ll get off our couches and hang all you marxist retards.

    • 2
    • 2
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. juice

    Trump was triggered, rookie-style, by a faux-journalist. He should have taken the high-road.

    • 1
    • 0
    • 1 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. mushroomz

    Oldest trick in the 4d chess move book.

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Injunction? Ha Ha. What law school did you fail? This will dwarf any MMA cage match. In one fell swoop Trump is exposed as a fraud (anyone shocked?) and Bannon a political hack. Wait until

    But no fear cuckpots, Bannon will issue mea culpa with fingers crossed behind his back and dementia-inflicted Trump will welcome Sloppy back with a kiss on each cheek. Bannon knows Kushner, Princess Ivanka, and Little Donnie are goners and he wants to be back in the big house when that happens.

    Cant wait for Wolff to break out the audiotapes to bitchslap those crying Fake News.

    So it is writtten, so it will happen.

    Regards.

    • 2
    • 1
    • 2 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. juice

    @traderconfessions, aka Hillary’s bitch, you have yet to be right about nearly anything, I don’t imagine things will go your way with your latest prophecy

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. chuck bennett

    Pretty funny

    I like the shit talking. Brings back the WWF days.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. Traderconfessions
    Traderconfessions

    Juice… don’t cry… everything will be OK….

    • 0
    • 0
    • 1 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. Baby Huey

    I signed up for Fire and Fury via my library audiobook app… says the wait time is approximately 6 months!

    • 0
    • 2
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. natehois

    The irony of fearing being poisoned and ordering McDonald’s cheeseburgers and eating them in bed at 6:30 while talking to his friends and watching TV is too funny.

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. Cricket

    Fire and Fury

    Amazon.com: No 1 bestseller 5 stars. Reviews here:

    https://www.amazon.com/Fire-Fury-Inside-Trump-White/dp/1250158060/ref=sr_1_1?ie

    In the US, Trump haters (like TraderC) are lapping it up. One comment:

    “Reading this book is like being forced to eat an entire 5 gallon carton of ice cream”

    LOL.

    Amazon.co.uk: No 1 bestseller 3-1/2 stars. Reviews here:

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Fire-Fury-Michael-Wolff/dp/1408711400/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1515174639&sr=1-2&keywords=fire+and+fury

    In the UK, not so much.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. insp cluso to you
    insp cluso to you

    GOPers believe anything…then come back for more…then believe anything…then come back for more….then……….

    You fools should sit back and read your inane posts. Do the works “GOPtards” “GOPfags” “GOP snowflakes” “Trumpsbitches” “MAGAmorons” mean anything to you idiots?

    You’re now the laughing stocks and likely won’t ever admit to voting for this turkey, much like the astro-turfed Tea Baggers of yore.

    I feel sorry for you. You actually think that Trump is innocent?

    Wait until the DB bank records are released and the DJT clan is exposed to the whole country.

    But, you’ll always have Bengazi! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 2 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. chuck bennett

    Clown so is right

    GOPers shouldn’t believe these stories about cheeseburgers in bed. All hilarious stories and and as much as we would like to believe them true. It’s just fake news, sadly.

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

    • 2
    • 1
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. insp cluso to you
    insp cluso to you

    I wasn’t referring to the book, Chuck.
    But you did just prove the point.

    Don’t forget to check under the bed tonight for HRC. She’s out to gitcha’.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 1 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. chuck bennett

    Making a point?

    Let us know when you find success in that

    Regards

    Chuck Bennett

    (Is this Frog?)

    • 2
    • 1
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. derp

    Oh god froggy fuck face has returned?

    • 1
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *