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Mexican Man Officially Granted Disabled Status For Having Giant Penis

A man from northern Mexico has been granted official disabled status because of his 18.9 inch penis believed to be the largest in the world after it was elongated with the use of weights.

Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 54, is now receiving government handouts for his massive schlong, and refuses to have a reduction because he hopes to work in the American porn industry.

‘I cannot wear a uniform like anybody in the companies and also I cannot get on my knees”

‘I cannot run fast and so the companies think badly of me. They say that they will call me, but they never do.

Roberto Cabrera

Despite his knee issues ruling out several sexual positions, Mr. Cabrera has been offered a job as a porn actor by the man behind YouPorn and the FakeTaxi series – suggesting Cabera could perhaps do more of a “comedy porn” than an erotic flick.

Doctors say most of Cabera’s penis is actually foreskin from extensive stretching with weights, and that his actual penis underneat is six or seven inches.

As a result, Guinness Book of Records refuses to recognize his penis as the world’s larges – leaving US porn actor Jonah Falcon with the current record of 9.5 inches flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.

Medics have urged him to have a reduction so he will be able to function normally and have children, but he has refused.

He’d rather have a penis bigger than the rest of the people,’ Dr Jesus David Salazar Gonzalez said. –Daily Mail

Mr Cabera responded to haters, satating: “I am famous because I have the biggest penis in the world. I am happy with my penis, I know nobody has the size I have.”

Cabera also has a variety of penis-linked health problems, including frequent urinary tract infections and chafing, which he combats by keeping his penis wrapped. He also sleeps with his penis in its own special pillow.

When asked if his giant penis affects his sex life, Cabrera said: “Some people ask me if I put some condoms on it and the answer is: I cannot. I can never penetrate anyone because it is too thick.”

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5 comments

  1. small pleb

    https://youtu.be/Sx1V2C7SP2s

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  2. Uglyflint

    Sarc dick joke coming in 3 – 2 -1 seconds ?

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  3. sarcrilege

    ding dong, that’s a lot of flabby schmuck on that Cabrera guy.

    But how about them gorillas with 1 inch schlongs there, eh?

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  4. Traderconfessions

    Wall must now be at least 14 inches high.

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  5. The Maven

    Argentinian Blue-Billed Lake Duck = most impressive

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