UPDATE: THE NEXT DAY…
What was set to be the opening weekend of trust-fund millennial debauchery in the Bahamas has turned into nothing short of Lord of the Flies. The Fyre Festival – organized by Ja Rule and some guy who’s scammed millennials in the past was hyped by models and advertised as a boutique luxury music festival held in Exumas, Bahamas. All inclusive tickets ranging from $4,000 – $12,000 were supposed to include a chartered private flight from Miami, private luxury tents, yacht rides, and performances from Blink-182 and about two dozen other artists.
Not so much…
The “chartered flight from Miami” turned out to be severely delayed coach seats, and upon arrival shocked concert-goers were met with partially constructed USAID disaster relief tents:
Early report is that many of the tents aren't assembled. Here's their tropical private island owned by Escobar! #FyreFestival pic.twitter.com/TNzBDbNAUJ
— FyreFestivalFraud (@FyreFraud) April 27, 2017
“Luxury” meals:
“Secure” lockers:
And an attentive concierge booth:
Hundreds of pieces of luggage were lost in transit, though a big container truck showed up in the dark to toss bags to a mob:
Just in time for the robberies!
Reports are rolling in of burning tents and anarchy:
Phones are dying, passports are missing:
Feral dogs are roaming around:
And relationships have been destroyed:
The US embassy is reportedly involved:
Oh, and Blink 182 canceled…
Only one question remains; WHERE IS JA?
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So you and I will be paying to bail these retards out?
If their parents can afford $12K to get them there, send them the bill…
It’s a dog eat dog world I tell ya. Welcome to the real world snowflakes. I feel no pity for these assholes that got scammed. Serves them right. Why? Because this is the gender confused Berkley generation, the SJW generation that wants the rest of us be politically correct and watch what we say because they are so fucking hurt from micro-aggression. Extra bathroom for the gender confused? LOL. Go shit into a hole with everybody else and then crawl back into your safe space. It would be heaven if every single day these snowflakes got scammed and beaten senseless until they acquired some common sense in their marxist heads.
Consider it a prime example of live performance art with audience participation.
I LOL’d hard at “Does anyone know how to make weapons?” Well snowflake, you pride yourself on your creativity, figure it out.
What offends me most is that Ja Rule is still a thing.
“ewww that’s horrible”
“Yeah the stench of outhouses, the food, the retreat? I know”
“No… Ja Rule’s performing”
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer set of “folks”. Thanks for the lulz.
Jeez you people commenting are fucking ridiculous
LOL Entitled motherfuckers…serves em right
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This is funny and I can see how this could happen. You wouldnt believe the subculture that has evolved around being Instagram. The lengths people go in the hope of garnering followers and likes on their way to InstaFame are insane. Getting into exclusive events like this one is so desirable, they would not heed any of the warning signs that it was a scam.
Some were smart: http://exuma.online/entertainment/fyre-festival-scam-or-legit/
You’re a bunch of assholes. Click bait headline fueled your redneck smugness, didn’t it? So these kids deserved to be treated like refugees because they could afford to go to a festival?
I hope the stage collapses on your Kenny Chesney concert atop you and your cousin-wives.
These trust fund folks are certainly walking advertisements for having a high estate tax. Why should scammers get all this money? If the estate tax were high, there could be plenty of social services paid for by the money– free lunches for poor kids at schools, drug and alcohol treatment programs subsidized for those who can’t afford them etc.
Wow, I didn’t know we had someone w. a handle TrumpSupportersAreTerrorists. I don’t think they’re terrorists. Just brainwashed and irrationallly bashing toward liberals and certain other groups of people. Irrational anger is like that: Ready, Fire , Aim.
No one deserves to be mugged, mistreated etc., of course.
Interesting the choice of people to be made at here. Trump is taking care of trust fund babies by lowering their taxes a lot more than those of the working class. So a lot of them are probably Trumpeters themselves.
people to be mad at, I meant to type.
This is amazing, can we send all the rich young idiots of the world there please?
Sick post bro if you really got 80,000 page views iBC is about to blow the fuck up
Ps is youre headline pic from a movie? I wanna watch it I think
Those pageviews are legit. The post was at the front of Reddit’s /r/news most of the morning. Now it’s going crazy on FB.
The pic is from the movie Green Inferno which has a 33% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Yeah you killed it today on the page views. Can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen the Cloudflare error page here.
Everyone’s been waiting for Ja Rule to fail again after he went soft and did that song w/Mariah. Massive server loads.
Well I’ve got the day off and the markets are slow AF. Maybe I’ll get a little “green inferno” of my own going and queue that bitch up 😉
Hey
TrumpSupportersAreTerrorists
“So these kids deserved to be treated like refugees because they could afford to go to a festival?”
Yes they do, how did they get all that money from hedge funds? By destroying the lives of many Americans and their families.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU
Down with trust fund babies!
IT AIN’T MY FAULT (DID I DO THAT!?)
Pay attention here people. We are witnessing a glimpse of what will most definitely happen when the SHTF day comes
A huge percentage of the population will be utterly unable to cope or take of themselves.
Rich White kids getting the shaft for once. It’s the little things that make me smile.
Anyway who thinks these people getting hurt or robbed or any harm if funny your the POS’s that are responsible for how ISIS and other terrorist groups look at us you are the reason they hate us
Your style is really unique in comparison to other people I have read
stuff from. Many thanks for posting when you have the opportunity,
Guess I will just bookmark this blog.
Thanks nhombay, and welcome!
sacralige, won’t go into detail because that would involve pointing out every single thing you said that was either ridiculous, wrong or disgusting but got to say you are one, intolerant, angry, whiny, jackass. You’re the one who needs the beat down. You deserve nothing less.
These festivals almost feel like social experiments…especially the big, corporate ones. The way TomorrowWorld went down this past year was another example of how things can go terribly wrong Woodstock-style, stranding people and putting them in danger. Most of these festival goers are so young and naive, expecting things to go down as planned and get what they paid for and instead end up sleeping in a muddy ditch because they’re in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night with no transportation because the shuttles got cut off early due to weather and Uber and Lyft are overtaxed. Horror stories. Glad I wasn’t there. I felt very vulnerable years ago at a big festival I went to at Chattahoochee Hills because of the way they parked us back-to-front in the field for camping and the way it was done there was no room for anyone to have gotten out in case of emergency. Totally stuck. It was great fun to see The Polyphonic Spree and Flaming Lips but I was uneasy the whole time. Folks should be cautious when it comes to picking your festivals and especially your sleeping situation, not relying on the venue to transport you to and from or parking your car and yourself in like a sardine. Also folks you need to watch your stuff and your back at these new EDM festivals. The kids aren’t like the hippies we grew up with. Many are two-faced criminals bombed out on every designer and hard drug that exists, casing you and stealing your stuff like your hammock and the shirt (or jacket) off your back when you’re not looking. World of difference from back in the day. To do a festival safely really requires discernment, research and planning with a clear head at all times. Some of them are quite risky and downright dangerous.
I don’t give a damn about these rich kids who are even able to pay such a ridiculous amount of money. Feel the suffering, welcome to our world. How you like it without that safe bubble protecting you now?
This is what happens when we have a president who uses his celebrity to turn people against eachother…
Some fucking moron.. is so completely fucking turned around.. that he actually believes for a moment that this has something to do with gender.. How do you get “gender confusion” out of rich people that have no sense with money..
Mother Fucker! I am trans.. What fucking money to go to some party on an island? People have lost their fucking minds.. Rich kids can’t smell a trap and conservative dumbfucks can’t smell the shit on their up lip.
frog
Actually.. some people do deserve the treatment they get at the hands of the universe.. It’s called karma.. and.. you can’t tell me this isn’t karma.
Frog:
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[X]<— Told
Pretty much BTFO everybody ezmyrelda.