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BACKING DOWN: Vladimir Putin Is Cool Now

Make no mistake, Vladimir Putin does not fuck around. He’s a stone cold KGB relic of the Iron Curtain, and I guarantee he can kill you with his bare hands and feel nothing. The man is an actual apex predator, not a #spiritcooking charlatan or a limp wristed puppet.

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Some of you are living in Rocky IV and think Russia is still your enemy, about to Red Dawn us. Get over it Grandpa. Putin simply wants to control the entire supply of energy into Europe while enriching his friends. I really couldn’t give less of a shit. plus, isn’t Europe all high and mighty about all their alternative energy programmes? Anyway, if you’re stuck on Russia = enemy, just play pretend and go along with me:

First, watch this if you haven’t already. I’ll wait.

Putin makes excellent points. Also, did your animal brain notice how he’s a stone cold apex predator who appears to be quite serious? Good. So when Putin sends 40 million Russians into Nuclear War training, floats their boats down the English channel, and unveils the Satan 2 super-nuke, you pay attention and maybe hear the man out when he says he will defend Assad at all costs. In response, the underpaying dicks at NATO put 300,000 troops on high alert for direct conflict with Russia, mind you, over a pipeline that the Saudis REALLY want to send oil through.

On the topic of Syria, the Saudis, and last night’s losing candidate; thanks to Wikileaks, it looks more and more like the Syria’s Arab Spring was in fact a Hillary Clinton production. She was behind Egypt’s Arab Spring, and she sat on the board of a Clinton Global Initiative (CGI) partner under investigation for funding the Islamic State. Furthermore, Hillary’s close friends in the house of Saud financed the Jihadist troops fighting Assad right now. This is straight out of the West’s playbook to wrangle out of pocket despots who want to abandon the US Dollar or allow a critical new pipeline through their country. We can go into the ethics of the Assad regime another time, but you better be able to tell me why Saudi Arabia is one of a few countries allowed to brutalize their population at a whim. Donating to the Clinton Foundation seems to be a common theme among those who get a pass.

Anyway, as predicted by anyone not confined to the United States MSM echo chamber, Putin is monumentally happy about Trump’s victory last night, and looks forward to NOT going to WWIII over Syria.

Per the RT:

We heard [Trump’s] campaign rhetoric while still a candidate for the US presidency, which was focused on restoring the relations between Russia and the United States,” President Putin said, speaking at the presentation ceremony of foreign ambassadors’ letters of credentials in Moscow. We understand and are aware that it will be a difficult path in the light of the degradation in which, unfortunately, the relationship between Russia and the US are at the moment,” he added.

In closing, sleep tight – for Donald J. “Spirit of Harambe” Trump is a man of peace, though I’m sure he also took note of the size of Putin’s Satan 2 rocket – a threat we may have to neutralize one day. Until then, let’s see what happens in the next few weeks and hope that our Nobel Peace Prize winning leader doesn’t decide to make WWIII his last act as president.

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Safe Spaces Shattered, Yale Cancels Midterms, Salty Tears Flowing, Solid Gold Despair

Holy shattered safe spaces Batman, there are a lot of sensitive people out there today. Scroll down to the bottom for salty tears.

Look, before any of the Wikileaks came out, you liberals had the fucking internet. You could have done your research into the Clintons and seen how shady they are, adjusted your moral compass, and chosen not to vote for a woman who caused the FUCKING MIGRANT CRISIS as Secretary of State by destabilizing Northern Africa. Who has been working on behalf of the Saudis to get their fucking pipeline built. Who hasn’t done shit for her base as she’s slid through Washington doing her “woman of the people” act. She is a faker, and everybody who worked with her knew it. You failed to absorb or believe ANY of the DKIM verified Wikileaks.  You still think a pizza party is just a pizza party.

There are no stories about Hillary helping people in need unless it was for some scripted political capital. It’s all been theater. Go ahead, hit me with all of the charitable things she’s done that haven’t been linked to earning votes, Clinton Foundation pay for play, or destroying Haiti. She is evil, and you liberals with full access to the internet believed that her brand of globalist neo-conservatism masquerading as progressivism was a good deal, just like you thought twice with Barry Hussin O’Bama (who I voted for exactly once believing he might actually end these imperialist oil wars). I can only conclude that your fucking monkey brains were too afraid to pop out of your USA Today groundhog day of a life and think for yourselves. THEY HAVE ALL BEEN SELLING US UP THE RIVER, well before Hank Paulson, Robert Rubin, Al Gore, and the Clintons began parading around China in the 90’s, helping them lay the groundwork for their enormous financial and manufacturing infrastructure that would proceed to utterly fuck our middle class.

Back to liberals. In addition to being fucking morons, you’ve raised your children to be weak and without coping skills. If it all falls apart, no joke, they will not do well. They can’t hear negative things, and YOU let that happen with your empty shell of a personality and sociopathic inability to impart substance to your offspring. Instead, you lemming into work every day and collapse at home every night hoping our world class educational system did a good job raising your children. How many movies about utopian futures crumbling does it take before you understand that you don’t want to be caught in the inflection point? Can you even chop wood with that beard of yours and those suspenders you wear to the wine bar for your $60 wine flights, and your stupid Macklemore haircuts? No. You and your kids are fucked and you’ll all die in your X5 trying to flee the city. Even if you make it out, your batteries will die and you don’t know how to read a map. At best, your children will witness their dumb and cunty show parents slinging childhood-devastating insults at each other before dying a horrible death of intestinal pain after all the pine needles you tried eating for sustenance.

Lastly, I wonder what would have happened if the DNC and the Clinton campaign hadn’t colluded to destroy Bernie Sanders and cheat against him at the primary debates? It would have been two outsiders going head to head instead of establishment vs. outsider. Karma is a bitch.  

And now, strap on your headphones and witness the:

CARNIVAL OF SALTY TEARED MELTDOWNS:

Bonus:

Literally Shaking

Pundits and politicians who swore Trump couldn’t win the election

Get the rest of your chicken tendie fix HERE.

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RISK OFF: Europe and Asia Freaking Out Over Potential Trump Win

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Futures are getting dismembered as a Trump win looks more and more likely. Scared money is madly scurrying out of equities and into the safe embrace of gold and Treasurys. Shit’s on fire, yo – all over the world in fact. At present, the FTSE is off -2.79% and Dax: -3.31%. The Nikkei is also getting smoked, down 3.44%, while the Hang Seng is dragging at -2.5%.

EUROPE:

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ASIA:

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ACTIVE SHOOTER: Azuza, CA Polling Station – 1 Dead, At Least 3 Injured, Shootout With Police

Per the LA Times:

One person was killed and at least three others were wounded Tuesday in an active shooting near a polling place in Azusa.

Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Capt. Jeff Scroggin said police were dealing with at least one suspect who was heavily armed.

Few details were released about the shooting, which occurred sometime after 2 p.m. in a residential neighborhood in the area of Fourth Street and Orange Avenue, said Officer Jerry Willison of the Azusa Police Department.

“This is a very volatile and critical situation,” he said.

Willison declined to provide the location of the shooting for the safety of the officers and the victims, he said.

Azusa police urged residents to stay out of the area and asked all residents to shelter in place.

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