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Anti-Trump AppNexus IPO Expected Q2 2017 – Will Their Bigoted Policies Result In A Cucked Public Offering?

On November 30th, three weeks after Trump was supposed to have lost, and Hillary was set to pupate out of her pantsuit to reveal her final form, the second largest Ad Serving company, AppNexus, filed for an IPO expected to hit in Q2, 2017 at a valuation between $1.5 Billion and $2 Billion. To prepare for this announcement, they even laid off 150 employees two weeks before filing in order to get lean and mean for the roadshow. AppNexus also made the conscious business decision to reveal themselves as castrated bitches and drop Breitbart from it’s advertising platform. This seems rather dumb, pre-IPO, no?

As I mentioned yesterday, perhaps they were pressured by their investors at News Corp (Breitbart competitor owned by Fox), liberal Microsoft, Democrat VC Josh Kopelman, or the very establishment Rockefeller family’s Venrock?

Whatever the reason, AppNexus joins a growing list of companies whose CEOs have publically come out against Trump and suffered for their partisan cuckery.


While the IPO is still 4-7 months away, and this Anti-Trump thing may blow over, I have a feeling that whatever happens after January 20th is going to significantly impact the offering. If Trump can energize the country by delivering on campaign promises in a swift and compassionate manner, he’s going to win hearts and minds. This is something Trump knows how to do.

For example, we already know that his first act of “law and order” will be to round up tens of thousands of illegal gang members across the country in a massive sweep. There may be blood. And you know what? Trump’s going to come off like a fuckin’ cowboy. While he’s deporting these bad hombres, and not anyone else, Trump will announce a massive blue collar job boost when he builds the wall using money seized from Mexican drug lords. It will be a stealth New New Deal. $DE $CX  If all of this comes to pass, Trump will be a rap god. Conservative investors will remember what AppNexus did and punish them for their insolence.

On the other hand – if Trump is proven to be all hat and no cattle, notwithstanding adverse market conditions, the AppNexus IPO might just be a yuge “told ya so.”



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Trump Expected To Tap Retired Marine General James Mattis For Secretary of Defense

President-elect Trump is expected to announce retired 4-star general James Mattis as secretary of defense early next week, the Washington Post reports:

President-elect Donald Trump has chosen retired Marine Gen. James N. Mattis to be secretary of defense, according to people familiar with the decision, nominating a former senior military officer who led operations across the Middle East to run the Pentagon less than four years after he hung up his uniform.

To take the job, Mattis will need Congress to pass new legislation to bypass a federal law stating that defense secretaries must not have been on active duty in the previous seven years. Congress has granted a similar exception just once, when Gen. George C. Marshall was appointed to the job in 1950. WP

Lt. Gen. James Mattis in his office at Camp Pendleton Tuesday during an interview. BILL WECHTER Staff Photographer Order a copy of this photo <!-- More of this story --> Visit our Photo Gallery Mattis, a four decade veteran of the Marine Corps, is known as an aggressive tactician with a penchant for rooting out and destroying terrorists instead of allowing them to fire on US troops. Furthermore, Mattis has serious reservations about Iran, and I suspect he’d have no problem turning the country into a glowing parking lot. Whether this rhetoric will be tempered by Trump’s stated desire to play nice with Russia has yet to be seen, as we know Iran and Russia have become close in recent months while the world tries to boost the price of oil to avoid catastrophe. This could pose quite the dilemma, so hopefully we can find a way to cooperate while regaining respect in the region.

“In terms of strengthening America’s global standing among European and Mideastern nations alike, the sense is that America has become somewhat irrelevant in the Middle East, and we certainly have the least influence in 40 years”

If the USA is going to continue to buy oil from the Middle East, we need to remain relevant, ideally without resorting to region-destabilizing regime change. Let’s not kid ourselves about why we’re there, or why it’s in everybody’s best interest to cut the bullshit and focus on wiping out ISIS without surreptitiously surrounding an old enemy who simply wants to control the flow of energy into Europe. Alternative energy programmes and the passage of time will eliminate that issue altogether, and Russia can go pound sand.

Putin also just rolled out a brand new long range nuke dubbed Satan II, so let’s not get biblical over liquefied combustible dinosaur food.

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Rumor: Megyn Kelly To Get Boot, Judge Jeanine Pirro To Replace

megI don’t trust people with strangely spelled versions of regular names. Maybe I judge them because they obviously came from weird ass parents who thought they were being so cool and avant-garde with their kid’s identity, subjecting them to a childhood of complex-forming ridicule. Rumors have surfaced from America Talks radio host David Zublick that Fox is about to kick blonde cuckstress Megyn Kelly to the curb. This comes on the heels of the network reportedly offering Kelly a $20 Million contract just five weeks ago. Word has already gotten out that ol’ Meg is going to jump over to CNN, where she can spout unmitigated propaganda.

jeanine-pirro-1Replacing Kelly, according to the Zublick, will be five year Fox veteran and 65 year old MILF, Judge Jeanine Pirro, who didn’t spend the entire election trying to undermine Donald Trump at every turn.

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Obama: Hillary Lost Because Fox News Played In Bars – Also Democrats Suck At Lying To Poor People

Our commander in tofu has a lot of time, lame-ducking around. In a Rolling Stone interview published this week, Obama gave liberals something I KNOW I’m going to overhear at some stupid cheese and cracker holiday party this year:

obama-looking-stupid“And I think that part of it has to do with our inability, our failure, to reach those voters effectively. Part of it is Fox News in every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country, but part of it is also Democrats not working at a grassroots level, being in there, showing up, making arguments. That part of the critique of the Democratic Party is accurate. We spend a lot of time focused on international policy and national policy and less time being on the ground. And when we’re on the ground, we do well. This is why I won Iowa” (bitches).

No, you won Iowa because it’s easy to reach people when you’re stumping in the middle of a huge fucking credit crisis that Bill “I like ’em young” Clinton kicked off by nuking the 66 year old lesson we learned from the crash of ’29 Glass Steagall Act for the banks, followed by Barney Frank pushing “it’s racist not to lend to anyone with a pulse” loans that got rated by bought-off agencies and packaged into CDO’s that were sold to old widows by well dressed con men. Assholes. Obama also “enjoyed” the fruits of an amazing financial invention; the safety net of unlimited money that Hank Paulson and Ben Bernanke held a gun to congress’s head to jack from the US Taxpayer. Fuck it, let’s burden future generations with as much debt as possible to avoid pain right now. As long as the US Dollar is the global reserve and at the top of the burning shit pyramid, unlimited printing won’t result in devaluation / inflation. Good thing China isn’t looking to unseat the USD with SDRs (they are).

Also funny how Obama throws Democrats under the bus for not “showing up, making arguments.” LIKE FUCKING WHAT? You got the Nobel peace prize and then proceeded to bomb 7 countries? Or that you caused the migrant crisis by murdering Gaddafi with your girl Hillary, destabilizing Northern Africa? Should democrats mention your healthcare bill that screwed every lower-middle class American who wasn’t poor enough to qualify for free Obamacare, yet didn’t make enough money to afford decent insurance? Or the small business owners with already thin margins who got royally fucked? Perhaps you’d have democrats try to appeal to the decimated rust belt to tell them how they’re going to bring their jobs back with open borders and globalism? Oh, I know! Democrats can hang their hat on the fact that the stock markets have been inflated to all time highs – something which does nothing to benefit the 79% of poor voters who make less than 30K / year and aren’t in the market.

Sorry Barry Hussein, you don’t get to be smug about Iowa. Enjoy looking down on the plebs you screwed from your $6.3 Million house in DC (which you paid $5.3 Million for in 2014). Not bad for a guy who entered the White House with a net worth of just $1.3 Million.


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