Speaking for 20 minutes at the Children’s Defense Fund (#pizza?), this fucking loser who wished herself a very presumptuous Happy Birthday last month, emerged from what looks like an interrupted #SpiritCooking session, or a week spent avoiding Saudi knife-men. If there are children in the room, make them look, for this is the ghost of Christmas Jail. Please note that the sole purpose of this post is to compliment whoever the fuck spackled Hillary’s face together for the debates.

“Hello fellow humans, of Earth. Do not be sad for me.”

 

“For I will feast on the children of many non-humans, before returning to my stasis chamber.”

 

“This is my technique for how a human should heat up a room. First breathe in through ear ports, then exhale.”

 

[Hillbot.exe \greethuman \notfood]

 

“If I could cry, it would look like this.”

 

A rare appearance by one of Hillary’s body doubles:

[hillbot.exe \emote]

Pictures courtesy of the Daily Mail

 

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