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Hillary Speaks! Makes Rare Emergence From The Crypt To Scare Children

Speaking for 20 minutes at the Children’s Defense Fund (#pizza?), this fucking loser who wished herself a very presumptuous Happy Birthday last month, emerged from what looks like an interrupted #SpiritCooking session, or a week spent avoiding Saudi knife-men. If there are children in the room, make them look, for this is the ghost of Christmas Jail. Please note that the sole purpose of this post is to compliment whoever the fuck spackled Hillary’s face together for the debates.

“Hello fellow humans, of Earth. Do not be sad for me.”

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“For I will feast on the children of many non-humans, before returning to my stasis chamber.”

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“This is my technique for how a human should heat up a room. First breathe in through ear ports, then exhale.”

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[Hillbot.exe \greethuman \notfood]

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“If I could cry, it would look like this.”

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A rare appearance by one of Hillary’s body doubles:

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[hillbot.exe \emote]

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Pictures courtesy of the Daily Mail

 

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10 comments

  1. Dr. Fly

    Black choppers will be visiting you shortly.

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  2. zeropointnow

    pre-commitment : Pizzagate f33a6de5c627e3270ed3e02f62cd0c857467a780cf6123d2172d80d02a072f74

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  3. UncleBuccs

    Kind of bizarre that she wouldn’t kind of taper off the makeup over the course of a few appearances…. a bona fide sociopath

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  4. doubleplus

    LOL

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  5. traderconfessions

    You’ll be begging for the retroactive elimination of the electoral cottage by spring. HRC now leads the popular vote by 1,000,000 votes. The election was rigged! Steve “The White Al Sharpton” was correct!

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  6. Uglyflint

    Tales from the crypt. Epic stuff zero.

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  7. zeropointnow

    Uncle, I know… was this on purpose to invoke maximum sympathy for a poor old woman?

    Trader, with all due respect I am taking all predictions from the left under submission.

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  8. traderconfessions

    Here’s the thing.. I’m not left. I’m middle. Even Right on some issues. But I’m clear-headed enough to see reality. You can hate Clinton. But can’t deny the facts… she got more votes from the American people. I hope Trump does a good job but when members of his transition team start talking about Muslim registries and internment camps, I’m very concerned. And Nikki Haley for Secretary of State? Why? Because her parents are from India?

    Don’t think Trump has a clue what he’s doing or will respect the Office of President. He’s never been a details guy. Enough with the Twitter already. We know you hate the NY Times. Every president thinks the press sucks.Stop acting like a spoiled teenager.

    Even Jimmy Carter is laughing at Trump.

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  9. Uglyflint

    Lena Dunham is in Arizona seeking meditative solace and guidance from the red rocks. All triglypuffs and cuck snowflakes should join her on her solar quest for enlightenment.

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  10. lesurgeon

    She’s morphing into George Soros.

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