Kim Jong Un has gone full honeybadger in terms of shits given about U.S. threats over North Korea’s nuclear arsenal – announcing the development of a ‘more advanced’ high altitude nuke that has ‘great destructive power’ in the range of hundreds of kilotons – far outmatching the 20 kiloton bomb dropped at Nagasaki, and said that they can crank out a high volume of similar devices.
Under its leader Kim Jong Un, North Korea has pursued work on building nuclear weapons and long-range ballistic missiles that can deliver them at an unprecedented pace, defying U.N. sanctions and international pressure. –Reuters
North Korea’s state-run KCNA reports “Kim Jong-un said he felt the pride at the indomitably bolstering up of [North Korea’s] nuclear forces despite a great price as he watched the Juche-oriented thermonuclear weapon with super explosive power made by our own efforts and technology. He expressed great satisfaction over the fact that our scientists can do anything without fail if the party is determined to do.”
Shit talkin’ into WWIII
Early Saturday, Kim threw major shade at President Trump, stating that “any attempt by the puppets to detect and destroy our TELs in advance is nothing but a silly dream,” then adding “The puppets in South Korea will never avoid catastrophes as long as they continue to run amok.”
Kim then said that North Korea’s strategic weapons were “ready to thoroughly annhilate the strongholds of aggression and provocation from any unpredictable region and place anytime.”
Testing, testing
North Korea has conducted a total of five nuclear tests between 2006 and 2016, and has conducted 18 missiles during 12 tests so far in 2017 – including Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs) they claim are capable of reaching “anywhere in the world” (not exactly).
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Kim Jong is showing that a true leader is always going to be Democratic. He’s restoring peace to the region while not taking any shit from Drumpf. If only we could be more like him back home we’d all be stronger together.
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Have you tried taking the show on the road? Your stuff might work well on the comedy club circuit.
Metal this ain’t funny. You’re being screwed by an orange KGB agent while Kim is just trying to defend himself against an evil MERICA’N empire. The fuck is wrong with you?
Trolls gonna troll
And bots are gonna bot.
Am I wrong in thinking that the problem is not North Korea, it’s China?
Trump looking weak.
“Kim Jong is showing that a true leader is always going to be Democratic.”
You say Kim Jong is Democratic? No wonder you support Hillary; she’s ‘Democratic’ too, in the sense that you’ve phrased it.
LOL.
VIX at 10 was too complacent. Glad I’m still holding onto to my downside plays.
Waiting for cuckpot apology to ghe big “O”.., Sessions’s Justice Dept confirms Obama and company didn’t bug the pathetic Orange Pinocchio.