If you believe in reincarnation, how many thousands of boring ass lives of suffering, toil, and no internet do you think you lived before stumbling into this one?

Consider yourself extraordinarily LUCKY and let’s all continue to enjoy the fringe benefit of entertainment during this most highest steaked game, in history. If it goes sideways, I’ll see you on the radioactive playground in the next one. I’ll be the short Chinese kid with three eyes, and I won’t be makin’ iPads.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Martin Shkreli:

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This man is going to give us all a gift very soon.

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