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Nordstrom Selling Fake-Mud Jeans For $425

Nordstrom ($JWN), which canceled Ivanka Trump’s fashion line after their liberal customers complained, has decided to mock blue collar Americans by selling a pair of $425 jeans with fake mud!

The “Barracuda Straight Leg Jeans” which come with a “caked on muddy coating,” have already drawn heavy criticism:

It’s for the trust fund baby. It’s for the kid who inherits the millions of dollars, the kid who doesn’t want to work hard and wants to go into Nordstrom, pay a lot of money and act like they work -Ainsley Eardhardt, Fox & Friends

Described as “workwear” that “shows you’re not afraid to get down and dirty,” Dirty Jobs host Mike Rowe mocked the jeans “that look like they have been worn by someone with a dirty job… made for people won don’t”

This morning, for your consideration, I offer further proof that our country’s war on work continues to rage in all…

Posted by Mike Rowe on Monday, April 24, 2017

The reviews on the Nordstrom website are outstanding…

So (liberal) Ivanka’s line is out because of her father’s politics, while “fake mud” jeans are in so trust fund babies can pretend to be the masculine version of their preferred gender.

 

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12 comments

  1. sarcrilege

    I actually like the look of it. Plus it goes with fake-everything times…fake newz, fake gender, fake money, … I just worry that the crackled, caked on muddy coating will not last thru many runs in the washing machine. On the other hand, why wash these jeans at all…problem solved.

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  2. BenCBrainard

    Who in the Fuck runs these companies. Seriously.

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  3. ironbird

    That is not fake mud. One must think like a depressed libtard desperately getting help from some other depressed libtard.

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  4. t.c.

    I do like this store – if only for the cafe and the kid’s shoes section.

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  5. 12jc

    Nordstrom just hasn’t been the same since they got rid of the piano player.

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  6. ironbird

    That is filth. After shooting heroin into ones testicles after digging thru the dump for a “clean” rig. And rolling around in pig shit on mind control pills. Basic libtard boys.

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  7. Josh

    You guys get worked about about some super retarded shit. People like fake and dumb stuff. Fake brand name clothes, “distressed” jeans, fake tits, fake plastic faces, fake underground pizza shop rape tunnels.

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  8. heaterman

    Yet another sign of the impending apocalypse.
    That would s all you need to understand.

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  9. mrboulders

    “THIS WON’T STAND – I CAN’T BELIEVE THE LIBTARDS ARE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!! “

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  10. chris

    If frivolous over-priced products are what the market demands than the market will produce frivolous over-priced products. How capitalism working exactly as is intended can be something that some commentators are pinning on liberals in this thread is beyond the pale.

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  11. chris

    I should also add that in a truly economic sense they are not over-priced at all but are likely priced after the firm producing them did extensive market research.

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