iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Gun Control and How it Pertains to Northern Masters

Growing up in NYC I was taught to “stay away from guns” for they were bad and killed people. Whenever someone said the word gun, I instantly thought of a burglar in a black ski mask. Guns are not a “way of life” in the north, something you hillbillies from West Virginia cannot understand.

The scars from the civil war have not been cauterized. As young children running about the play yard, we were taught to distrust and mock people from the south, calling them names and throwing moonpies at them whenever they’d appear out from their Dukes of Hazard styled automobiles. Many of you are surprised to hear anti-gun rants from northern conservatives, which is causing  everyone throw sections of the constitution at one another. But you must understand, the great thinkers from the north do not feel the need to carry pistols. They believe government to be corrupt, yet benevolent. They believe, emphatically, that the government can be trusted by a factor of 1,000 over gun-toting confederates in the south.

People from Pennsylvania are just weird.

Here’s the different between a norther master and laborer from the south.

We wake up in the morning and eat bagels, hop on a train, filled with armed police, then go to work to collect our 7 figure salaries.

A worker from the south wakes up and cleans his pistol over a bowl of hot grits, hops on the tractor and plows the field for nine hours, shooting buzzards the whole damn time trying to eat his corn.

The reason why I am pro-gun lies in my deep distrust of the govenment. Plus, I still have a fondness for the constitution, unlike many of my northern colleagues up here. The militia ARE the people. Military grade power aka “the sword” was meant to be entrusted with the people in order to check a tyrannical government.

 

“The Fly” is into that sort of thing and never eats bagels, as a matter of fact.

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AUSTERITY AHEAD

“The Fly” will be leaving the decadent Americas for the discipline of the samurai in Japan, effective immediately. After I rid myself of this VHC patent troll story, I will dive head first into a variety of well to do Japanese exporters. Just in case you’re wondering what Senor Tropicana aka “Samurai Horatio” will be doing this new year’s, just know that I will be trimming my bonsai trees, swigging down some hot, hot sake from tiny little tea cups (no homo).

There’s nothing left for me to do here in America. The lot of you are fat pigs, slobs, hellbent on ushering in a new era of idiocy, gun-less nonetheless. I will take no part in such debauchery. I envision myself shorting YEN, driving Honda Accords, decked out with swords, dressed like a fucking boss.

For the remainder of 2012, enjoy the combination of tax loss selling and profit taking under this very low tax rate.

Austerity is ahead gentlemen  and the winter is no longer coming, for it is here.

2013 will be the year of “The Fly”, yet again, forged in the same fires as the blades that united Japan.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eouUdcgXBE

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE JANUARY EFFECT?

2012 was the year when volatility was destroyed, even though the indices marked time for most of the year. All of the VIX ETNs were dismantled, allowing for the anti-VIX ETNs, like XIV, to become the biggest winners of the year. Earlier this month I pointed out the seasonal factors that makes up December, whose character is one of a sleeping lion than anything to fear. Needless to say, month to date, we are up 0.85%.

The month of January is the exact opposite. I could tell you tales of misery and elation until the sun sets. Vacation time is over and everyone wants to position correctly for the new year.

Look at today’s index leaders, courtesy of The PPT.

I’ve always made it a point to kick off the new year’s right, by making bold, directional trades. Right now I am 35% cash and haven’t the slightest idea what 2013 will bring. By the book, higher taxes should bring forth losses in equities; but the market has been manipulated for so long it’s almost hard to believe in a downward tape.

My theory is that money is being forced into real estate. Having a booming real estate market is the only way our unemployment rate gets below 6.5%. Hence, it goes without saying, homebuilders should be bought, especially on dips.

Since I sold my BZH the other day, I am back on the market for a housing related name–builder or materials maker.

NOTE: Eric Jackson is out with his annual Anti-Barron’s Round Table, with predictions from the blogosphere and twittersphere. Yours truly is at the top of that list his a few top picks, rightfully so.

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2012 Year End Review

For the second year in a row I blew massive gains towards the end of the year, underachieving. Following big years from 2008-2010 (60%, 90%, 60%), I was mired in mediocrity in 2011 with a measly 6% return and I am careening lower in 2012, up just 11%–down from +36%.

How did it happen and what the fuck is going on?

Answer: really unfortunate timing, greed, hubris, lack of resolve and stupidity.

That just about sums it up.

See you fuckers in 2013!!!

(mildly kidding)

I will now list my biggest losers by dollar value.

DECK– greedy fucker I was taking on this cocksucker, after knowing they were going to miss earnings. I was a deer in headlights. Chalk this one up to stupidity.

SWHC– the events at Sandy Hook elementary clearly had an adverse effect on this stock. It just so happened, SWHC was a 20% position of mine at the time of the tragedy, truly unfortunate timing to be long a gun stock.

VXX– I lose fucking millions in this stock every year, BUT NO MORE. I’d rather deep dry my head than buy this again. Stupidity.

SVU– my thesis here was to be long into some sort of buyout. To put it plainly, I got shaken out, and as a result, fucked myself–because the stock came roaring back shortly thereafter. Lack of resolve.

CPST– I held this stock throughout 2011, waiting for a turn around– but it never happened. Finally, I booked the loss in 2012. I have to chalk this one up to hubris.

JIVE– retarded timing on this one. Stupidity.

UA– This is my 7th biggest loss in 2012 and I only lost 4 points in the stock. I stopped out above $50, after realizing my timing was off. Although this loss was the result of greed and bad timing, it should be noted that I do not let many stocks fall too far before cutting losses.

Now for my biggest gains.

ANR– Going into the 2012 Presidential elections I executed a series of perfectly timed coal trades, ANR being my best.

CTRP– I executed this trade in the summer and it came and went in a blink of an eye. I had massive size in the trade and banked coin quickly, then vamoosed the fuck out of there.

WNR– had I held this stock from my basis of $14, I’d be singing a different tune right now. It was my #1 thesis trading call, bullish on refiners when no one else wanted to touch them. Well played.

NAK– This was another Romney play and I fucking nailed this for 80%. I just sold my last piece the other day for a pettily 18%.

GSVC– This was my original social media play, before all of the fucked up ipo’s. I played this like a BAUS, from $12-$18 and never looked back.

ALJ– another refinery play, banked coin and left for good.

YELP– This stock defied logic and reason, blasting higher as Facebook, ZNGA and GRPN plunged. I got in as low as $15 and liquidated, never looking back, north of $27. I was very adamant about the name.

EL– I leveraged up on this one and played it fast from $53-$59.

BZH– I sold this yesterday, playing it from the $14’s to $16.65.

Those were my biggest winners and losers. There were numerous other winners and losers, but none of great substance. I overtraded because I am paranoid as hell, thinking the market in on the verge of collapse on a minute by minute scale. And, I should NEVER play a stock into earnings, unless I am prepared to average down 20% lower. Clearly, I cannot continue this pattern of paranoid greed and stupidity, for it is a combination for acute failure.

My greatest strength is market timing. With the help of The PPT overbought/oversold algorithms, I’ve been able to time the market better than most. However, due to the individuality of stocks, coupled with my lack of broad diversification. I’ve had the unfortunate experience of booking losses, even when being right. Hence the inverse of “The Fly’s” mantra.

I don’t like the approach of owning 20 stocks, with 3-5% weightings, because it leaves one open to sheer fuckery should the market plunge–due to the difficulty in selling all of those stocks in a timely fashion.

Back in 2009-2010, some of my biggest winners were ETFs. I believe it is time for me to start implementing the use of the ETF universe (yet) again, one that I am keenly aware of and well versed. I maintain a complete database of useful ETFs inside The PPT and I will be putting them to use in 2013, utilizing my gift of market timing.

The market will always be unforgiving to those who bet big and bold. You might make some outrageous trades and come out the other end successful; but there will be a consequence to that success: hubris. You will try to repeat past successes and become frustrated when things go against you. You will believe yourself to be infallible, and when things go awry, you will bet bigger and lose. The gains will be bigger and so will the losses. Hence, you will live the life of an investor crackhead, dependent on a rush to fulfill your degenerate desires.

Walk away from that path in favor of a methodical one. Take my word for it.

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MAY YOU HAVE A BLACK CHRISTMAS

“The Fly” would like to wish all of you joyous pagan holidays. Enjoy the fireside tonight, getting drunk with distant relatives, sharing “war stories” when you were maxing out your credit cards at bacteria laden shopping malls, fighting people to get Timmy his favourite first person shooter video game. As you sip on egg nog, saturated with 200% fat, sure to give you a coronary, please remember the less fortunate, the one’s who weren’t born into our great pagan religion.

If it snows tonight and the ground is slippery, take tomorrow off and do not remove your Christmas lights, for you’re more likely to fall off your little giant and break your neck in half, than accomplish your goals to undress your gutters as quickly as humanly possible.

“The Fly” will be spending his holiday– just like you– dressed in sweater, slacks and tie. I will dine on seafood and roasted beef, washing it down with red grape, watching the little Timmys open up his presents, carelessly tossing the wrapping paper aside like a savage animals.

Family members, all bankrupted in their own right, will gather around the fireside and rejoice and bathe in the glory that is Santa Claus. Following pictures, “The Fly” will grab a 4 litre bottle of Coca-Cola, the inventor of Christmas, and shake it like a can of paint, then open and spray it on every person in attendance, especially the older folks.

Especially the older folks.

If you’re a loyal reader of iBankCoin, may you and yours have a very black Christmas and be sure to visit this week, for I will be publishing 2013 predictions, year end review and other small tales that are sure to delight, frighten and amaze.

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UPDATE ON iBANKCOIN’S 5th ANNIVERSARY, COMMEMORATIVE, CONTEST

It appears Falcon Trader and Sax will be taking home $1,000 a piece in 2013, which I find to be symmetrical consider it was Sax who had the balls to send in this video.

 

 

iBankCoin is all about giving back to the people, big and small. Following the conclusion of this contest, total cash giveaways will top $3,000 for the year, not including several hundred in merchandise. Tell me what financial blogger does that for his people?

As an aside, The PPT has been in overbought mode since early last week. Here is the old chart, highlighting the ranges.

NOTE: this chart does not include our new oversold signals that are based on time, 3,6, and 12 month algos.

My guess, we go lower before we go higher. Therefore, I am eagerly waiting for another OS signal.

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The Best of iBankCoin This Week- 12/16/12-12/22/12

Fly

Should America Implement a Full Ban on Guns?

The Darkest of Clouds Condense Overhead

Forced Sale: $SWHC

Chess

Bottom Feeders Nibbling Away

Stock #Market Recap 12/17/12 {Video}

SPECIAL VIDEO: Fiscal Cliff Christmas Edition

Ragin Cajun

Fucked For Christmas, Again

Flash Crash, Again?

Don’t Blow Yourself Up

Rhino

A Veteran’s View

Rhino’s Worst Jobs

MAXIMUS

Marissa Mayer Has Showed Her Hand – Apple Will Buy Yahoo!

The Last Word On Sandy Hook

Woodshedder

What I’m Reading This Weekend

Charting the Santa Claus Rally, 2012 Edition

Raul3

Facebook Enters The Honey Hole

TPO Verses P&F Charts

Scott Bleier

Anachronism

It’s Official

Caine Thaler

Bought RGR For $40.49

Alright, Let’s Talk Some Fucking Gun Control

Jakegint

So Much Trouble in the World

News

Blizzard Dracola Takes 3 Lives and Causes Angst for Holiday Travel 

MEET THE MONSTER’S FATHER: PETER LANZA

Mini Documentary: 20% of Siberian City is Addicted to Heroin 

Gunman kills three in Pennsylvania rampage

Weird: Alex Jones Connects Dark Knight Rises to SandyHook Massacre 

 

 

 

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Fucking Shit

I sold CROX, ADTN and NAK today for flat, +3%, +15% gains. Do you want to know why I sold them?

I sold them because I am being anchored to death in VHC. I just gave back a few million in gains. NO BIG DEAL, coming off of a 7 figure SWHC loss. I started the month of December with a very large penis, 50% cash, on top of the world. Now I’m throwing dirt bombs at my own face, generally hating life and every single person in the business of investing.

It’s my worst December since the year I killed Santa Claus and it’s only going to get worse.

I’m 20% cash and only +12% for the year, quickly giving back my gains–fueled by one exogenous event after another.

Now some of you four figure players might take this disclosure as a license to deride me with adolescent comments. Check this out: I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. I can easily track you down via my server and drive to your bullshit housing tenement, wait for you to go to the corner bodega, then Breitbart your dumb ass.

Aside from that, I’m getting ready for Christmas, driving Mrs. Fly around town, trying to bankrupt myself for the sake of my rotten friends and lovely family.

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