The Hunt For a Big Winner

1,525 views

The market knows all, at least when it comes to valuing high growth/profitable companies. Hedge funds employ the smartest men in the world, utilizing the best tools, in order to find these companies worth investing in. For the layman, like yourselves, it’s very hard to find “the next apple”. Often times you are prevented from buying future big winners because of valuation concerns. Some stocks, like AMZN and NFLX, stay expensive and rarely go down. When they do go down, everyone hates them and wishes their ultimate demise.

The true bosses will step in when no one wants them and take a long term position.

What is the formula for the layman to find “a future big winner?” Believe it or not, the criteria is rather narrow.

1. Pre-revenue dreamers: these are concept stocks, like biotech or fucking idiot technology, that will never, ever see the light of day–bid up by morons in a never-ending race towards hedonism–fueled by substance abuse. Whether these stocks make it or not is immaterial, as long as you can get out before the hype wanes.

2. Small capped shit: these are companies too small for that fucking lunatic (choose from the litter: Ackman, S.A. Cohen, Tepper) to buy because, well, they’re too fucking small. This is a good thing for you, the disheveled homeless guy with an E-Trade account. You can mosey your way into one of these fuckers and make a billion dollars, or not. Odds are, you’ll blow the fuck up in fantastically gay fashion. But maybe you won’t. But you probably will.

3. Pre-IPO/Private Equity, Venture Capital pyramid schemes: Maybe you have a contact at Union Square Ventures or fashion yourself to be an expert in social media, segueing your person into the inner-circles of Silicon Valley in a serious effort to rip off fucked faces from Morgan Stanley’s IPO whore department? Yes, indeed. This entails investing in cool tech/shit before regular people and enjoying the ride as Union Square and friends jack up the fucking valuation of your investment to 10,000x sales, and then getting liquid on stupid ass stock brokers at Morgan Stanley, gutting them in a widely acclaimed IPO, promoted by catamites at CNBC. If you don’t know Fred Wilson, odds are you will never, ever get to rip off brokers at Morgan Stanley.

4. Distressed shit: Did you buy NFLX at $60, perhaps? I know that I did. This is one of the few ways the smart layman can brain power his kick-ass self into riches. Find shit to invest in that no one else wants and then watch sentiment turn from sour to sweet, as you kick short sellers in the nuts, all the way to the fucking bank…jank.

5. Traditional investment in free cash flow/ high valuation crap shoots: What the fuck is the difference between PANW and FEYE? I have no fucking idea, other than the fact that I bought one at $80 and rode it down to $45 and another at $80 and rode it up to $200. Growth appears to be the same and the industry appears to be doing well. I’ve resigned myself to the wanton idea that these high valuation winners are merely powerball plays of Wall Street, random careening stocks that intermittently cascade on occasion, in order to fuck the layman from the spoils of capitalism. This is, by far, the hardest way to get a big winner–because of the whack-a-mole nature of investing in high valuation, fashionable, plays.

I will be dedicating my research towards finding potential big winners. Unfortunately, I am not colleagues with Fred Wilson, so I will need to resort to olde fashioned luck and intellect to mark my path of glory.

Stay tuned.

Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Patton

2,505 views

I love biopics. This is one of the best ever, starring George C. Scott as General Patton. The opening scene of this movie is often regarded as one of the best monologues in film history. This is a long film, almost 3 hours, and Scott did an unbelievable job portraying Patton.

I highly recommend this movie.

Fun fact: Scott was a raging alcoholic, picked up during his marine days when guarding Arlington Cemetery. He was also married 5 times and had 6 children and is fucking buried in an unmarked grave.

Most importantly, George C. Scott warned the Academy Awards to not nominate him for best actor; for if he won, he’d refuse it on “philosophical grounds.” Despite his warning, the academy awarded Scott for best actor and he indeed denied to accept it. He was the first actor to ever decline an academy award.

August Will Shine

2,787 views

Today sucked. Everything reversed and the market looks like shit, with exception to one sector: gold.

Historically, gold crushes the month of August. I am talking double digit returns for names like GG and EGO. If interested in the total breakdown, chalk up some dough, you fucking cheap bastards, for Exodus. If your welfare check hasn’t arrived yet, have solace in knowing that Le Fly will position into gold for August. However, I will not chase it today, for it is cliche.

Each and every time the yellow metal shows signs of life, it reverses hard and punches the jaws of investors loose.

Until proven otherwise, gold is GUILTY until proven innocent.

I sold out from my VDSI position today for a cool and clean 25% drubbing. I would’ve never permitted that cocksucker to drop so far had it not been for earnings surprise sex. Alas, the earnings shortfall cut the dick off the stock for 23% in one session, so I had little recourse.

It was a bad week for me. I’ve been looking for places to allocate funds, but find myself stuck, stuck in shit, shoveling it good and plenty.

Spinning Higher, As Scheduled

2,098 views

This is the last day for free Exodus trials. Our market is much bigger than the audience here at iBankCoin. We are working diligently on exploring those markets and introducing the product to them. As to why my long term readers have never taken it for a spin, even a free trial, is beyond me. Perhaps you have doubts as to the competency of a blogfather to produce a world class market intelligence platform? Is so, rest assured, I’ve done exactly that.

ExodusOS

FEYE actually guided way up, by two years to break-even way up. However, the CFO left, so the stock is being clown-raped, as a result. This has nothing to do with CYBR, which is why it is spiraling higher.

I own over 30 stocks, but have 4 concerns now.

1. CYBR
2. CRM
3. ONCE
4. BLCM

That isn’t the order or size of my positions. But, I’d like to see those names charge higher first, in order to provide me with liquidity.

ONLY GREATNESS AWAITS

3,162 views

I love when I lose money for a few idle days and all of you fuckheads step into the fray to offer me sage financial advice. It warms my black heart to know that so many of you will be disappointed, tossed carelessly under my vehicle and trounced upon during my next surge.

Like I said, this business is all about the peaks and the valleys. Very soon, in a blog near you, the man in the fucking time machine is going to be shooting laser beams out from his capsule, atomically disintegrating your hopes and dreams in one fell swoop.

I’ve been at this shit for too long to fail. “The Fly” was built to win. Everything else is child’s play, appetizers before the main course.

Good day to you.

NOTE: Tomorrow is the last and final day to take advantage of my generosity. I am granting FREE and UNFETTERED access to my market intelligence platform, Exodus. Email me for credentials and schedule a live demo while you’re at it. Flybroker@gmail.com

PANNED CAKED OUT

1,709 views

No, I am not under the treads of a Chinese T-62 tank flat, just the financial varietal. Yesterday’s blood letting, apparently, was enough–permitting me to barely lose money today. By the looks of it, I am hardly down, a welcomed respite indeed.

“The Fly” is fucking panned caked out, financially, with a goal to make a few dollars before the bell.

But I can’t get myself to buy or sell, as I am paralyzed and stupid to my surroundings. I am simply a mortal man walking about the black forest with nothing more than a torch to illuminate my path. I used to cavort these trails inside of tanks, emblazoned with rude and obnoxious incandescent light bulbs, the environmentally unfriendly sort. Now I am a paradiddle with a caved man torch, panned caked out, looking for a buck.

Thank god for ONCE.

Pause, Reload, Then Shoot

2,313 views

“The Fly” is not here to console you, nor be your friend. There are many fake people in this world who call you “bro” or “buddy”, who’d gladly stab you into the back for a pack of cigarettes. I do not smoke cigarettes, nor am I interested in stabbing any of you. I possess a universal indifference when it comes to my readers. If you want to read the site, so be it. If not, no one is keeping you here and forcing you to partake.

The market has opened lower and my losing streak continues. Both CYBR and CRM are lower and my mood is certainly dour. This business is all about peaks and valleys, hot or not. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a catamite and a liar.

I offer zero recommendations this morning. My struggles are my own and I need to figure out if I am in a holding, selling or adding to pattern. There are a few stocks that I own and hate. Maybe I should sell them or maybe buy more. It’s all a mystery and I am here to attempt to solve the puzzle.

Enough reading you fucking lazy clam-diggers. Get back to work.

I Have Good News and Bad News

3,640 views

The good news is Exodus nailed yet another oversold signal, now registering an 84% win-rate over the past 36 months (seriously, I don’t know why I bother with you people). The bad news is I am losing money, nevertheless, because of stock specific circumstances.

Exodus

When investing in stocks, you cannot escape horrific draw-downs due to news events. It’s part of the territory. It is the reason why I am +27% for the year and also why I am down by 1.7% today.

I do not want to bore you with my problems or complain about issues that plague me today that will most likely vanish tomorrow. The most important thing that you can do for yourselves today is to take advantage of the free trials for Exodus this week. Whether you’re a believer in Le Fly or not, I promise you will love the tools and gadgets I built.

They’re for closers only.

Email me for access Flybroker@gmail.com

Your “Concern” Is Reassuring

2,458 views

Just in case I ever got the idea that people are a redeemable form of life, the previous post solidifies the inverse of such a cock-eyed notion. As I sit here, getting my balls boxed in, down 1.8% for the session, I am touched that so many of you came out from the woodworks to let it be known that you were available to receive one thousand dollars from my purse (no homo).

I am “enjoying” retarded and spastic moves today in VDSI, TWTR, YELP, SLCA, BWLD and even GILD. Unfortunately, for me, the former stocks hold more weight and several of my other top holdings are seemingly bucking the trend, sending yours truly into a sewer pipe– to “enjoy” the remainder of my day.

Nevertheless, I do appreciate the baseness of your personas. They truly help to harden me against the daily trials and tribulations of life, keeping me focused on the task at hand to get better and stronger, in order to succeed and make myself “harder to kill.”

The lot of you are perfidious bedlamites, better suited for an asylum than the fine halls of iBankCoin.

THE BLACK FLAG AWAITS ME

3,117 views

In war, the Black Flag represents no mercy, barbarism, pure and absolute war. Learned men believe this form of war is necessary to prevent others from prolonging it (Extra Sherman). They believe the more brutal the affair, the quicker the path to peace. I’ve always viewed these opinions in a comical manner. It’s like me punching your neck out and saying “now that you’re crippled, we can be friends.”

After the bell, several of my holdings reported earnings, all of which were abysmal. Bear in mind, these are small positions, none taking up more than 4% of my holdings. Nevertheless, the insidious nature of their after-hours declines will most assuredly start my day off tomorrow, swimming in a sea of red blood.

YELP, VDSI and TWTR should all burn in hell. There is nothing to be said about them, other than the truthful fact that they are losers. Losers should never be supported, or praised (extra Trump). I will have no choice but to hold YELP and TWTR, mainly since they are designated for long term investing. But VDSI will likely swing from the gibbet and beaten to death with my cat o’ nine tails tomorrow. I fucking hate it and everything it represents.

I’ve had good fortune as of late. But I feel the tide turning against me, the darkness lurks in the foreground–approaching me in a rapish way.

“The Fly” needs to move from the danger and regroup, otherwise he break fucking faces and collar’d bones from here until the cows come home.

Should I make money tomorrow, I will consider it to be divine intervention and will donate $1,000 to one of you assholes who are reading this tonight.

The Hunt For a Big Winner

1,525 views

The market knows all, at least when it comes to valuing high growth/profitable companies. Hedge funds employ the smartest men in the world, utilizing the best tools, in order to find these companies worth investing in. For the layman, like yourselves, it’s very hard to find “the next apple”. Often times you are prevented from buying future big winners because of valuation concerns. Some stocks, like AMZN and NFLX, stay expensive and rarely go down. When they do go down, everyone hates them and wishes their ultimate demise.

The true bosses will step in when no one wants them and take a long term position.

What is the formula for the layman to find “a future big winner?” Believe it or not, the criteria is rather narrow.

1. Pre-revenue dreamers: these are concept stocks, like biotech or fucking idiot technology, that will never, ever see the light of day–bid up by morons in a never-ending race towards hedonism–fueled by substance abuse. Whether these stocks make it or not is immaterial, as long as you can get out before the hype wanes.

2. Small capped shit: these are companies too small for that fucking lunatic (choose from the litter: Ackman, S.A. Cohen, Tepper) to buy because, well, they’re too fucking small. This is a good thing for you, the disheveled homeless guy with an E-Trade account. You can mosey your way into one of these fuckers and make a billion dollars, or not. Odds are, you’ll blow the fuck up in fantastically gay fashion. But maybe you won’t. But you probably will.

3. Pre-IPO/Private Equity, Venture Capital pyramid schemes: Maybe you have a contact at Union Square Ventures or fashion yourself to be an expert in social media, segueing your person into the inner-circles of Silicon Valley in a serious effort to rip off fucked faces from Morgan Stanley’s IPO whore department? Yes, indeed. This entails investing in cool tech/shit before regular people and enjoying the ride as Union Square and friends jack up the fucking valuation of your investment to 10,000x sales, and then getting liquid on stupid ass stock brokers at Morgan Stanley, gutting them in a widely acclaimed IPO, promoted by catamites at CNBC. If you don’t know Fred Wilson, odds are you will never, ever get to rip off brokers at Morgan Stanley.

4. Distressed shit: Did you buy NFLX at $60, perhaps? I know that I did. This is one of the few ways the smart layman can brain power his kick-ass self into riches. Find shit to invest in that no one else wants and then watch sentiment turn from sour to sweet, as you kick short sellers in the nuts, all the way to the fucking bank…jank.

5. Traditional investment in free cash flow/ high valuation crap shoots: What the fuck is the difference between PANW and FEYE? I have no fucking idea, other than the fact that I bought one at $80 and rode it down to $45 and another at $80 and rode it up to $200. Growth appears to be the same and the industry appears to be doing well. I’ve resigned myself to the wanton idea that these high valuation winners are merely powerball plays of Wall Street, random careening stocks that intermittently cascade on occasion, in order to fuck the layman from the spoils of capitalism. This is, by far, the hardest way to get a big winner–because of the whack-a-mole nature of investing in high valuation, fashionable, plays.

I will be dedicating my research towards finding potential big winners. Unfortunately, I am not colleagues with Fred Wilson, so I will need to resort to olde fashioned luck and intellect to mark my path of glory.

Stay tuned.

Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Patton

2,505 views

I love biopics. This is one of the best ever, starring George C. Scott as General Patton. The opening scene of this movie is often regarded as one of the best monologues in film history. This is a long film, almost 3 hours, and Scott did an unbelievable job portraying Patton.

I highly recommend this movie.

Fun fact: Scott was a raging alcoholic, picked up during his marine days when guarding Arlington Cemetery. He was also married 5 times and had 6 children and is fucking buried in an unmarked grave.

Most importantly, George C. Scott warned the Academy Awards to not nominate him for best actor; for if he won, he’d refuse it on “philosophical grounds.” Despite his warning, the academy awarded Scott for best actor and he indeed denied to accept it. He was the first actor to ever decline an academy award.

August Will Shine

2,787 views

Today sucked. Everything reversed and the market looks like shit, with exception to one sector: gold.

Historically, gold crushes the month of August. I am talking double digit returns for names like GG and EGO. If interested in the total breakdown, chalk up some dough, you fucking cheap bastards, for Exodus. If your welfare check hasn’t arrived yet, have solace in knowing that Le Fly will position into gold for August. However, I will not chase it today, for it is cliche.

Each and every time the yellow metal shows signs of life, it reverses hard and punches the jaws of investors loose.

Until proven otherwise, gold is GUILTY until proven innocent.

I sold out from my VDSI position today for a cool and clean 25% drubbing. I would’ve never permitted that cocksucker to drop so far had it not been for earnings surprise sex. Alas, the earnings shortfall cut the dick off the stock for 23% in one session, so I had little recourse.

It was a bad week for me. I’ve been looking for places to allocate funds, but find myself stuck, stuck in shit, shoveling it good and plenty.

Spinning Higher, As Scheduled

2,098 views

This is the last day for free Exodus trials. Our market is much bigger than the audience here at iBankCoin. We are working diligently on exploring those markets and introducing the product to them. As to why my long term readers have never taken it for a spin, even a free trial, is beyond me. Perhaps you have doubts as to the competency of a blogfather to produce a world class market intelligence platform? Is so, rest assured, I’ve done exactly that.

ExodusOS

FEYE actually guided way up, by two years to break-even way up. However, the CFO left, so the stock is being clown-raped, as a result. This has nothing to do with CYBR, which is why it is spiraling higher.

I own over 30 stocks, but have 4 concerns now.

1. CYBR
2. CRM
3. ONCE
4. BLCM

That isn’t the order or size of my positions. But, I’d like to see those names charge higher first, in order to provide me with liquidity.

ONLY GREATNESS AWAITS

3,162 views

I love when I lose money for a few idle days and all of you fuckheads step into the fray to offer me sage financial advice. It warms my black heart to know that so many of you will be disappointed, tossed carelessly under my vehicle and trounced upon during my next surge.

Like I said, this business is all about the peaks and the valleys. Very soon, in a blog near you, the man in the fucking time machine is going to be shooting laser beams out from his capsule, atomically disintegrating your hopes and dreams in one fell swoop.

I’ve been at this shit for too long to fail. “The Fly” was built to win. Everything else is child’s play, appetizers before the main course.

Good day to you.

NOTE: Tomorrow is the last and final day to take advantage of my generosity. I am granting FREE and UNFETTERED access to my market intelligence platform, Exodus. Email me for credentials and schedule a live demo while you’re at it. Flybroker@gmail.com

PANNED CAKED OUT

1,709 views

No, I am not under the treads of a Chinese T-62 tank flat, just the financial varietal. Yesterday’s blood letting, apparently, was enough–permitting me to barely lose money today. By the looks of it, I am hardly down, a welcomed respite indeed.

“The Fly” is fucking panned caked out, financially, with a goal to make a few dollars before the bell.

But I can’t get myself to buy or sell, as I am paralyzed and stupid to my surroundings. I am simply a mortal man walking about the black forest with nothing more than a torch to illuminate my path. I used to cavort these trails inside of tanks, emblazoned with rude and obnoxious incandescent light bulbs, the environmentally unfriendly sort. Now I am a paradiddle with a caved man torch, panned caked out, looking for a buck.

Thank god for ONCE.

Pause, Reload, Then Shoot

2,313 views

“The Fly” is not here to console you, nor be your friend. There are many fake people in this world who call you “bro” or “buddy”, who’d gladly stab you into the back for a pack of cigarettes. I do not smoke cigarettes, nor am I interested in stabbing any of you. I possess a universal indifference when it comes to my readers. If you want to read the site, so be it. If not, no one is keeping you here and forcing you to partake.

The market has opened lower and my losing streak continues. Both CYBR and CRM are lower and my mood is certainly dour. This business is all about peaks and valleys, hot or not. Anyone who tells you otherwise is a catamite and a liar.

I offer zero recommendations this morning. My struggles are my own and I need to figure out if I am in a holding, selling or adding to pattern. There are a few stocks that I own and hate. Maybe I should sell them or maybe buy more. It’s all a mystery and I am here to attempt to solve the puzzle.

Enough reading you fucking lazy clam-diggers. Get back to work.

I Have Good News and Bad News

3,640 views

The good news is Exodus nailed yet another oversold signal, now registering an 84% win-rate over the past 36 months (seriously, I don’t know why I bother with you people). The bad news is I am losing money, nevertheless, because of stock specific circumstances.

Exodus

When investing in stocks, you cannot escape horrific draw-downs due to news events. It’s part of the territory. It is the reason why I am +27% for the year and also why I am down by 1.7% today.

I do not want to bore you with my problems or complain about issues that plague me today that will most likely vanish tomorrow. The most important thing that you can do for yourselves today is to take advantage of the free trials for Exodus this week. Whether you’re a believer in Le Fly or not, I promise you will love the tools and gadgets I built.

They’re for closers only.

Email me for access Flybroker@gmail.com

Your “Concern” Is Reassuring

2,458 views

Just in case I ever got the idea that people are a redeemable form of life, the previous post solidifies the inverse of such a cock-eyed notion. As I sit here, getting my balls boxed in, down 1.8% for the session, I am touched that so many of you came out from the woodworks to let it be known that you were available to receive one thousand dollars from my purse (no homo).

I am “enjoying” retarded and spastic moves today in VDSI, TWTR, YELP, SLCA, BWLD and even GILD. Unfortunately, for me, the former stocks hold more weight and several of my other top holdings are seemingly bucking the trend, sending yours truly into a sewer pipe– to “enjoy” the remainder of my day.

Nevertheless, I do appreciate the baseness of your personas. They truly help to harden me against the daily trials and tribulations of life, keeping me focused on the task at hand to get better and stronger, in order to succeed and make myself “harder to kill.”

The lot of you are perfidious bedlamites, better suited for an asylum than the fine halls of iBankCoin.

THE BLACK FLAG AWAITS ME

3,117 views

In war, the Black Flag represents no mercy, barbarism, pure and absolute war. Learned men believe this form of war is necessary to prevent others from prolonging it (Extra Sherman). They believe the more brutal the affair, the quicker the path to peace. I’ve always viewed these opinions in a comical manner. It’s like me punching your neck out and saying “now that you’re crippled, we can be friends.”

After the bell, several of my holdings reported earnings, all of which were abysmal. Bear in mind, these are small positions, none taking up more than 4% of my holdings. Nevertheless, the insidious nature of their after-hours declines will most assuredly start my day off tomorrow, swimming in a sea of red blood.

YELP, VDSI and TWTR should all burn in hell. There is nothing to be said about them, other than the truthful fact that they are losers. Losers should never be supported, or praised (extra Trump). I will have no choice but to hold YELP and TWTR, mainly since they are designated for long term investing. But VDSI will likely swing from the gibbet and beaten to death with my cat o’ nine tails tomorrow. I fucking hate it and everything it represents.

I’ve had good fortune as of late. But I feel the tide turning against me, the darkness lurks in the foreground–approaching me in a rapish way.

“The Fly” needs to move from the danger and regroup, otherwise he break fucking faces and collar’d bones from here until the cows come home.

Should I make money tomorrow, I will consider it to be divine intervention and will donate $1,000 to one of you assholes who are reading this tonight.