I am planting a flag here and declaring, with the highest level of confidence since the retarded 2011 crisis, these levels will hold and the market is going to rip faces off to the upside. Write it down and come here to mock me if I am wrong.
Gentlemen, I am not going by whims or depending on hunches, for that is exclusive for the canaille, men with finance blogs named after pretzels. This, my little friends from the internets, is precision through the science of mathematics. You cannot negotiate with it or even get mad at it. It is what it is, because it binds us to the earth and is the foundation of life.
We hold these levels and with exclamatory vigor. We will rip the heads off of our foes, and then reach down into their torso, and gut them.
You’ve been warned, jelly belly.