I don’t want to make this about me–because we’re all intertwined. But I have a certain ‘galactic presence’ here on the planet earth. For many years the sun shined on my face, as I typed fast–consuming unhealthy amounts of rib eyed steaks and monster energy soda. I could throw all of my money into the sea, then recover it all in an afternoon fishing expedition.
I do remember the pangs of misery, seeing my short positions get obliterated in late 2007, only to be vindicated and baptized in the blood of my enemies in January of 2008. But all of that is gone now. Although I am up for 2012, in the range of 16%, the fun has been sucked out (no blowjob) of the game, leaving me to edify myself with the memories of yesterday, trying to convince myself that they will come back.
I’ve been inured to dealing with halfway retarded CEO’s and coxcombical hedge fund managers intent on manipulating share prices for the purposes of self-aggrandizement.
The industry of stocks and bonds is as stupid as ever. Bear witness to analyst coverage sashaying (extra homo) in and out between the absurd intertwix with felonious profligacy.
I only remain in the markets to see it through, escutcheoned by owlish wisdom, accumulated by participating in 20+ years of stock market sweepstakes.
The luxuriant life of Le Fly can only be sustained, mind you, by the trail of tears provided by his enemies.
No more shall be said.
48 Responses to The Darkest of Clouds Condense Overhead
>unhealthy amounts of rib eyed steaks and monster energy soda
No such thing
Nothing an extra dose of $PPC can’t fix.
Your use of “escutcheoned” makes me think;
iBankCoin needs a coat of arms for itself. With an inescutcheon of an owl, perhaps?
Feel free to visit your local blacksmith and have one made.
Will trade my silver coin collection for a Mark Sanchez rookie season card.
Translation in english please?
The Fly is God.
He is a Saint,
He is a Prophet,
There is only one God.
There probably aren’t any gods.
Oh yeah, forgot about him. What I should have said is, there probably aren’t any gods besides Poseidon…and The Fly…and The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Also, don’t forget Dionysus – The god of wine, parties and festivals, madness, chaos, drunkenness, drugs, and ecstasy.
The Fly probably worships Dionysus
There is also Chikiriagizi, the ultimate ninja warrior god. When he comes down to earth, he likes to unleash endless torments.
‘Shedder’s pretty good on that
pop classical: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e32KG3Vl7U&feature=related
‘Shedder’s pretty good on that
This is called foreshadowing, gentleman. Vhc shorts falling into the sea today.
EXK near a bottom?
Come to the dark side (insert evil laugh here)
The greatest bear market in PMs is upon us …
Seriously people have misconception who gold bugs are – they simply traders who can FEEL gold
Stay safe and prosper…
Indeed, I’m calling 800-GOT-JUNK to come and remove the silver and gold off my property.
“…by the trail of tears”
Exactly,but will be a show inside a casino on tribal lands, of course.
iran to get missle defence system from syria. this is an exchange for help from iran in there war. assad donts know he lost …FUCK, let the games begin . will isreal attack, will the u.s. respond? this sucks(imo)
You have a VERY LARGE AH, AH, AH, vocabulary-coxcombical, escutcheoned, profligacy
YOU NEED MORE OF THAT RAP SHIT MAN!
Is the PPT flagging OS for PM stocks?
This post should be part of the SAT verbal exam.
$VHC is getting the life choked out of it.
The composition is sublime. Thank you Fly
Stop dancing around the issue.
As soon as you switched from coffee to Earl Grey (extra homo) your golden touch began losing its luster.
Frothy silver and gold prices will not be tolerated at year end.
Look at last year – silver lost 14% in December. Folks were forewarned of this event, but they bought AGQ and NUGT anyway.
This is a very healthy correction so one can buy with confidence but let’s shake lose the late comers first, they will sell at the bottom as usual and then we can get on with the rally.
Here it comes – the irrational panic dip to -13%, then fuck you you’re dead shorts. That’s my guess.
its gonna rip tits
Did the Mayans come out with a stock call on VHC?
Precious metal shorts will be given the black card before long.
Current QE obligations from the Fed, assuming unemployment stays elevated, equate to $960 Billion by the end of December, 2013.
Current notes outstanding (I’m using M1 + M2, since that’s readily available) at $3.5 trillion.
You’re looking at an approximate 30% devaluation of the currency in 1 year. And oh yeah, quarter over quarter, YTD 2012, consumer credit has been expanding.
I get the market has the jitters, and there are definitely threats. I expect a selloff in equities, non-safe haven bonds and most industrial commodities in early 2013.
But stand against silver and gold, and you will be castrated.
You’re right about pm’s, but which day? Which year? HA, Ha, ha
I don’t know myself.
Looks like Chuck was smart to sell $VHC when he did
Looks like you’re a twat. Chuck bought back this AM.
Hopefully he bought on that big dip to 30
Me watching VHC: http://i.imgur.com/BhA29.gif
THE PIMP HAND OF MOTHER MARKET HAS COME DOWN HARD ON VHC SHORT SELLERS
Take that, you sell-spiking assholes
I believe the illustrious “cock and balls” chart formation will be continued.
Judge asking for updated iphone 5 sales. I think the judge is estimating damages….
VHC will hold AAPL for ransom for
one millllllion dollars.( with pinky finger held at corner of month)