The ocho friends, we have officially printed eight consecutive neutral days. It truly is painful to see. I am grateful all cycles are complete and I can sashay to the sidelines because this madness is just too much to bear. This all reminds me of my favorite casino strategy.
I hate casinos, first off. They are the last place people in Detroit are allowed to smoke indoors and boy do they. Next, they’re filled with the lowest lifeforms on the planet, myself included. When I go to a casino, it is because the destination was packaged into some other ‘event’ by my ‘friends’. By event I mean I am probably inebriated and therefore a trouble making grifter. I needed an activity to keep me busy while my friends donated hundreds of dollars to MGM Grand. Enter: the house bet.
Go to a craps table, wait for someone to successfully make two passes while shooting the dice. Then bet the don’t pass line. What are the odds they make three consecutive passes, right? If they made a third pass, double down and bet don’t pass on the fourth round. It usually pays out. It takes a while to occur, and it kills almost every excited craps table. Yep, that asshole.
But it has a clear limit. You do not double down again on the fifth pass. You do not take personal vendetta against the roller. You leave emotions out. Streaks are real. Accept them and sleep better.
This is an epic streak, and if/when it finally comes to an end, we need to celebrate it somehow.
The cycle is officially complete, by the way. Bears may now resume their feasting.
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