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The Life Has Been Sucked Out of the Fucking Market by Retards

Good day

The session started like shit for me because, like a jackass, I bought $GME into the close. I also had some $IQ, which TANKED at the open by 8% only to later SOAR and close +9%. I was bogged by losses all day and it got more difficult to avoid being routed, due to the market’s life being drawn out of it by micro cap gambling CUNTS. We saw an array of 10 cent stocks soaring by 500% and if you’re wondering: yes I hate you and want you to die.

In the morning I had all sort of SHIT popping, like $HOOD and $AMD. The Robinhood cocksuckers went from +3.5% to down 3%. I executed several successful day trade but still could not stop what was going to happen: me closing at the fucking session lows of DOWN 135bps.

Into tomorrow, I am 101% long without hedges, because why the fuck not?

All you need to know about today is high beta stocks closed down 1.27%, OFF by 2% from session highs. If you stepped in late and tried to be cool, you got DOWN 3% for the day and now you’re wondering if it’s too late to buy some $GME to make it all back.

On the bigger picture, I am down 0.6% for May, trying to climb back to green.

Since I am fasting for the next day, in order to test my mettle, I will be doing very little for the balance of the evening.

See you fuckers tomorrow.

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