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Yoga Pants Do All The Heavy Lifting in September

As cooler climes approach, consider the resurgent stream of ladies wearing high tech workout slacks ready to patronize your town or village.  Like schools of salmon, they will flood campuses covered in literally the greatest garment ever created.  A blessing to both men and woman, the form-fitting pants defy gravity and inspire their users to drink raw juice and contort their bodies into holy positions.  As excited as I am about the scenery, I am also eyeballing the September seasonality on Lululemon.  Historically, it is their second best month of the year.

Per the Exodus analytical engines, check out the stats LULU has thrown down in prior Septembers:

LULU_seaosnality

Note: Earnings are September 10th, so have a plan if you intend to squeeze into this stock.

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12 comments

  1. C. Montgomery Burns
    C. Montgomery Burns

    Ex-cellent.

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  2. gapfiller

    Just would like to confirm that such excellent headline pictures, while distracting, contribute to investor education by increasing the number of clicks. Bravo.

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  3. ayetaye88

    LULU / WTW

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  4. matt_bear

    options are too expensive. 🙁

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  5. joyous__ending

    Did anyone short the close on Friday?
    A couple folks and the Option Addict talked about it last week.

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  6. levrage

    I’m not sure what I’ll do viz. LULU, but I am definitely saving a copy of that photo!

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  7. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    I lost a king’s ransom in $LULU calls last September thinking the same thing. Don’t underestimate the fuckery of the markets.

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  8. lplongo

    great song

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  9. Marc David

    What an unproportioned human being. All bootay and no calves.

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  10. og

    Some of the best asses I’ve seen were employees in Lululemon stores. 🙂

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  11. conmanipulation

    My eyes have seen the Glory of the Lord!!

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