As you are well aware, the internet was not the same today, because iBankCoin was offline for a staggering 4 hours. To my dismay, it has come to my attention that iBC’s many enemies have been consorting with one another, in order to exact fiendish schemes against our internets. Through proper channels of discovery and diagnosis, we’ve located the person(s) responsible for today’s travesty and have contacted the iBC Security Apparatus, led by none other R.W. Pelican.
R.W. Pelican, Executive Chairman of iBC’s Security Apparatus
Effective immediately, Mr. R.W. Pelican has suspended his duties with the Vatican (God will just have to wait), where he was dealing with the “gay priest” issue in the most heinous of ways. He will now deploy all of his knowledge and wisdom of the arts of subterrestrial espionage, in order to flush out and extract iBC’s many enemies.
Upon landing in JFK airport today, enroute to iBC’s NYC headquarters, R.W. was quoted saying “These fellows who have arranged for upheaval shall be swallowed whole, soon enough, by the iBC Security Apparatus.”
In other news, the markets closed mean, with reversals in a lot of key names. My gut tells me I am about to recapture some lost coin in [[VXX]] shortly.
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