As you are well aware, the internet was not the same today, because iBankCoin was offline for a staggering 4 hours. To my dismay, it has come to my attention that iBC’s many enemies have been consorting with one another, in order to exact fiendish schemes against our internets. Through proper channels of discovery and diagnosis, we’ve located the person(s) responsible for today’s travesty and have contacted the iBC Security Apparatus, led by none other R.W. Pelican.
R.W. Pelican, Executive Chairman of iBC’s Security Apparatus
Effective immediately, Mr. R.W. Pelican has suspended his duties with the Vatican (God will just have to wait), where he was dealing with the “gay priest” issue in the most heinous of ways. He will now deploy all of his knowledge and wisdom of the arts of subterrestrial espionage, in order to flush out and extract iBC’s many enemies.
Upon landing in JFK airport today, enroute to iBC’s NYC headquarters, R.W. was quoted saying “These fellows who have arranged for upheaval shall be swallowed whole, soon enough, by the iBC Security Apparatus.”
In other news, the markets closed mean, with reversals in a lot of key names. My gut tells me I am about to recapture some lost coin in [[VXX]] shortly.
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Dont like gmcr here
Just viewed…”.My very own tab”
That is some laugh out loud stuff.
Those accents and your writing skills are crazy.
We need to come up with one that has Ed Whitacre’s voice…
holy shit is that ad annoying.
I shall refrain from any further attacks on your site. I’m may be scumbag but I’m a man of my word.
As it is written.
Also, Devildog’s look back to camera around 1:07 or something in last night’s installment took the series to truly Wellesian heights – a Citizen Kane for the 21st century:
Citizen Cock.
R. W. Pelican exacts his revenge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNNl_uWmQXE&feature=related
I hear ya, breadth is slowly losing steam. Path of least resistance is definitely still to the upside, but I was taking profits all day today in anticipation of some broad downside pressure. Maybe I’m lame for doing so, time will tell.
R.W. Pelican is a piyimp!
Best news of the day docteur.
Upon landing in JFK airport today, in route to iBC’s NYC headquarters,
should read:
Upon landing in JFK airport today, enroute to iBC’s NYC headquarters,
of course. how silly
What’s wrong with “en route”?
it was maoxian
Fly lies, RW has been nestled up at his home in the Gulf of Mexico and the ONLY reason he returned is because he didn’t want to end up like this….
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/3/13/1236945532452/Oil-Spill-in-Queensland-O-018.jpg
It wasn’t just your site – credit machines all over the West burped too!
Fly, what are your thoughts of initiating a position on GMCR before earnings on Wednesday?
Jeremy ….great graphic on front page!
I’m going pinless grenade style in some FAZ above 12 bucks..
after a day like today nice to hear something that is inspiring. Good video
Anyone here starting to make a list of defensive stocks in case we get a correction/Armageddon? I’m looking at utilities at the moment. D, AEP, ED, XEL, PGN, NI, NU, TE, CEG, STR, DTE, OGE are a few. Thoughts? Anyone else starting to look defensively? I throw it out for discussion and abuse….
In soviet russia, baby delivers stork!
http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/2010/04/26/world/international-us-russia-weapon.html?_r=1
Shanghai Comp is now below it’s Feb lows so far tonight.
I just took out a second mortgage on my home and bought 10,000 shares of SDS. Look at the Barron’s magazine cover this month. A BULL is driving a bus that smashes into a BEAR. The BEAR is plastered on the windshield. Barrons has declared the BEAR is dead!
WHY did I mortgage my home to the hilt?
In March of 2009, the cover of Barron’s had a BULL that was plastered face down on the pavement of the sidewalk….like it had just fallen off of the Empire State Bldg. Barron’s declared the BULL was dead on Wall Street. We all know the stock market went on the biggest rampage ever since that cover was printed.
This has been the best contrarian indicator known to mankind!
Plus….if I am wrong- who gives a shit? Debts in this country don’t matter. I’ll just get a fucking BAILOUT!