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I Want My 40!

I want my daily 40 Dow points, like this guy wants his fucking cake.

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26 comments

  1. Buffalo Pete

    Agreed, IWM is getting rediculous. Every time i pull up its chart i say “seriously??? Really???” And the chart always responds “go fuck a buffalo chicken burrito!”

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  2. Le Fly

    You cannot have your cake and eat it too. Sorry

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    • LegStocking

      You could if you worked out. 56% of men polled say they do so because they want to eat whatever and not get fat.

      The other 44% were unemployed and had nowhere else to be.

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  3. xxxhuggiebearxxx
    xxxhuggiebearxxx

    I regret to inform you that your 40 points will not be made available on this day. However, if you come back tomorrow we shall give you 80 to make up for it.

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  4. OMeizer

    Creepshow! Greatness. Where is Adrienne Barbeau and her sweet jugs when you need her?

    Here she is: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gQlTvL7yLAo/SdILm6A6iaI/AAAAAAAAAAU/LPbSXWR6nNE/s400/58314_adrienne_barbeau-CelebSleuth-v2n3-002_123_972lo.jpg

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  5. Controller

    Classic clip.

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  6. Asteroids

    You need to go to the IWM for your points. They are squeezing the shorts there something fierce.

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  7. The Sax

    is it too much to ask for 40 points AND some fucking cake?

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  8. panamaorange

    if anyone else took $GS and $XLV long scalps–id be raising stop break even. $XLY , $IYR $XRT and $IWM looking set to dip into bell. Probably last market buy spike of the day

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  9. carsony

    fly you are making me crazier than i already am, making us watching this nutty video. i know you don’t make us watch them, but you know.. Monkey see monkey do. lol

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  10. panamaorange

    Only the Russell broke apr 15th resistance on that move. Dow, nasdaq, SPX all stalled out. Giant 60 min triple top now formed in QQQQ.

    Hope anyone who got GS scalp long took profits above 160, as i suggested. XLV is just to flat to be worth it. i’d let it go with a small gain here.

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    • Stop Typing

      Shut the fuck up already. Nobody gives a shit about what you think. You might be right in the end, but for fucks sake posting 30 times a day on every fucking tick is not building a good track record.

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  11. buylo

    Who needs 40 if you can take DRN from 200 to 216 in 6 hours?

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  12. StratG

    40 is a metaphor for rigged market.
    DRN TNA, BGU Wassa f…in’ difference!

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  13. lindsay

    seriously, finviz dow futures screen just showing +40 — go bots!

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    • StratG

      I don’t know why, but that made me laugh. When you start laughing at the market, is it time to fear?

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  14. AI

    WTF was I thinking that we might have topped out Goldman robats alive and well new highs coming tomorrow

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  15. jimmie

    The OTB degenerate in jimmie shorted 500 shares of amazon into the close

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  16. panamaorange

    Well, AMZN took the 5% after hours drop i called for, on stocktwits.

    “panamaorange
    $NQ_F $AMZN guess-If we get “good earnings” we drop 5%.”miss”, we drop 10% .”blow out beat” were down at least 5%, at some point tomorrow.
    Apr. 22 at 2:58 PM”

    “$ES_F and, we just printed minus 5% , after hours, in $AMZN on “good earnings”…….ta-daa!
    Apr. 22 at 3:05 PM”

    That should teach the “fast money” crew to bet against my eerie psychic powers.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-X4ebtEfZk

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  17. wealthmiser

    To burn off one fat free devils food cookie you have to do 20 minutes on the stair stepper

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  18. wealthmiser

    mr fly
    why do all the shorts sound so constipated?

    Is Roto rooter a public company?

    gaad to see you so flush with cash

    easy on the corn chips..they are binding..

    cheers

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