I want my daily 40 Dow points, like this guy wants his fucking cake.
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Agreed, IWM is getting rediculous. Every time i pull up its chart i say “seriously??? Really???” And the chart always responds “go fuck a buffalo chicken burrito!”
How did they get the buffalo and the chicken – you know – together?
You cannot have your cake and eat it too. Sorry
You could if you worked out. 56% of men polled say they do so because they want to eat whatever and not get fat.
The other 44% were unemployed and had nowhere else to be.
I regret to inform you that your 40 points will not be made available on this day. However, if you come back tomorrow we shall give you 80 to make up for it.
Why thank you.
LMAO
Creepshow! Greatness. Where is Adrienne Barbeau and her sweet jugs when you need her?
Here she is: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gQlTvL7yLAo/SdILm6A6iaI/AAAAAAAAAAU/LPbSXWR6nNE/s400/58314_adrienne_barbeau-CelebSleuth-v2n3-002_123_972lo.jpg
Classic clip.
You need to go to the IWM for your points. They are squeezing the shorts there something fierce.
is it too much to ask for 40 points AND some fucking cake?
if anyone else took $GS and $XLV long scalps–id be raising stop break even. $XLY , $IYR $XRT and $IWM looking set to dip into bell. Probably last market buy spike of the day
fly you are making me crazier than i already am, making us watching this nutty video. i know you don’t make us watch them, but you know.. Monkey see monkey do. lol
Only the Russell broke apr 15th resistance on that move. Dow, nasdaq, SPX all stalled out. Giant 60 min triple top now formed in QQQQ.
Hope anyone who got GS scalp long took profits above 160, as i suggested. XLV is just to flat to be worth it. i’d let it go with a small gain here.
Shut the fuck up already. Nobody gives a shit about what you think. You might be right in the end, but for fucks sake posting 30 times a day on every fucking tick is not building a good track record.
Who needs 40 if you can take DRN from 200 to 216 in 6 hours?
40 is a metaphor for rigged market.
DRN TNA, BGU Wassa f…in’ difference!
seriously, finviz dow futures screen just showing +40 — go bots!
I don’t know why, but that made me laugh. When you start laughing at the market, is it time to fear?
WTF was I thinking that we might have topped out Goldman robats alive and well new highs coming tomorrow
The OTB degenerate in jimmie shorted 500 shares of amazon into the close
Well, AMZN took the 5% after hours drop i called for, on stocktwits.
“panamaorange
$NQ_F $AMZN guess-If we get “good earnings” we drop 5%.”miss”, we drop 10% .”blow out beat” were down at least 5%, at some point tomorrow.
Apr. 22 at 2:58 PM”
“$ES_F and, we just printed minus 5% , after hours, in $AMZN on “good earnings”…….ta-daa!
Apr. 22 at 3:05 PM”
That should teach the “fast money” crew to bet against my eerie psychic powers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-X4ebtEfZk
Fuck off already.
To burn off one fat free devils food cookie you have to do 20 minutes on the stair stepper
mr fly
why do all the shorts sound so constipated?
Is Roto rooter a public company?
gaad to see you so flush with cash
easy on the corn chips..they are binding..
cheers