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iBC Presents: I Want My Very Own Tab

Samsonite Hamburgalar discusses recent events with Mr. Devildog.

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29 comments

  1. Le Fly

    Notice the random #30 written on his pants.

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    • Sam

      Off to FAZmobile transport at once!
      *Gets up and raises hand in flying motion*

      LOL. This stuff so random..

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  2. John Rambo

    One thing I noticed..

    * no talk of R.W. Pelican coming back

    Come on… (love the short films)

    SRSmobile tomorrow!

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  3. Itchy & Scratchy
    Itchy & Scratchy

    Hilarious!

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  4. Dubz

    Samsonite needs a hamburger, that said he is dressed in appropriate piker garb. A blue burlap blazer would be brilliant though.

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  5. Goldie

    Damn that’s funny.

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  6. noodleboy

    Sell, Sell, Sell.

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  7. Pete

    Loved it. Highlight of my evening. Cant wait for next weeks.

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  8. Jzz

    Fly,
    You are the best indeed. I wish I had the guts to hold FTK.

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  9. tr0n

    Best line:

    Should I arrange a circle jerk? So many stocks to short, we are wont to partake in a bit of “Zero-Hedging.”

    SNAP.

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  10. TA

    The best one yet

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  11. T MOE

    Classic

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  12. YaBollox

    For the Devil Dog, to go with the deviled eggs.

    http://www.patersonpl.org/3tab.jpg

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  13. The Fly

    May seasonality report is here

    http://ppt.ibankcoin.com/?p=3237

    Free for PPT subs. i will get a lite version for you pikers later.

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  14. goldbugvariations
    goldbugvariations

    Why do they both have accents like Hugh Hendry?

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  15. JakeGint

    You really need to self-lobotomize to trade this upcoming market, so I’ve offered a helpful starter. Enjoy!

    ______________

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  16. Hawaii Five0

    I think this is the best one of these!

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  17. JakeGint

    LOL. I love how it looks like Devil Dog is chewing gum.

    _______

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  18. dave

    Watching fools on CNN talk about how great GM is doing. Really?

    http://www.thegreatilluminator.com/blog/?p=8620

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    • T MOE

      good piece, thanks for sharing. I have been trying to explain this to my father in law for weeks now. It is amazing how well tv commercials and propaganda fool the masses

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  19. T MOE

    Forecasters optimistic about economy, job creation

    OH REALLY! The same forecaster, geniuses that saw the house of cards swaying, the same forecasters that were giddy and predicted S&P 2000.

    The funniest thing about all of this is that people read this shit from the AP and believe the shit!

    Well, as Mark Twain said, “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”

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  20. J

    Moe

    Are you short?

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  21. T MOE

    I am not net short at this time. Short only a few select names. Long a few select names. 70% Cash

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  22. Septic Tanker

    The robotic accent of Samsonite Hamburgalar is truly brilliant. The pronunciation of his entire dialogue is absolutely fucking hysterical

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    Thanx for such stats they might be quiet helpful

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