iBC Presents: I Want My Very Own Tab

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Samsonite Hamburgalar discusses recent events with Mr. Devildog.

26 Responses to iBC Presents: I Want My Very Own Tab

John Rambo says:

One thing I noticed..

* no talk of R.W. Pelican coming back

Come on… (love the short films)

SRSmobile tomorrow!

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Dubz says:

Samsonite needs a hamburger, that said he is dressed in appropriate piker garb. A blue burlap blazer would be brilliant though.

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tr0n says:

Best line:

Should I arrange a circle jerk? So many stocks to short, we are wont to partake in a bit of “Zero-Hedging.”

SNAP.

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T MOE says:

Forecasters optimistic about economy, job creation

OH REALLY! The same forecaster, geniuses that saw the house of cards swaying, the same forecasters that were giddy and predicted S&P 2000.

The funniest thing about all of this is that people read this shit from the AP and believe the shit!

Well, as Mark Twain said, “Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.”

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Septic Tanker says:

The robotic accent of Samsonite Hamburgalar is truly brilliant. The pronunciation of his entire dialogue is absolutely fucking hysterical

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