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Cash Money Dollar Machines

I was going to do some big huffy post about chemical stocks, thanks to my recent win in Eastman Chemical Company [[EMN]] . However, due to my allergies making me feel as if I had the black plague, I am opting out. I am not interested in doing a huffy-puffy post. Pardon my acute laziness, as I kick back and die, thanks to grass.

The market is very whimsical these days, totally devoid of reason. I do not care to mock short sellers any longer. I feel bad for them. It’s like watching some schmuck at the poker table, pissing away his family nest egg. What these people do to themselves, via FAZmobile transport and SRScoptors, is a danger to those around them. As such, I propose rounding up all short sellers and sending them to “re-education camps,” where they can learn about Jesus, Santa Claus and Keynesian economics.

My Flotek Industries, Inc. [[FTK]] is following the path of the prophecy, and so is everything else. All of my positions are listed, very neatly, inside of The PPT. Go take a peak and see why I am better than you, despite taking a month off, busy doing “The Hugh Hendry” (never a crowd pleaser).

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24 comments

  1. Rand

    Try ZYRTEC for your alergies. Down south where the pollen normally run, its what gets the job done. Hope you feel better soon guys. Its raining again down south so at least the pollens lower if only we could do something about the humidity.

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  2. Muir

    I congratulate Mr. Fly on FTK.

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  3. henryfool

    I buy GGC with my money

    http://ibankcoin.com/henry_fool/2010/04/23/fool-buys-6000-ggc/

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  4. panamaorange

    Price action in stock sectors, commodities, currencies, and bonds is not agreeing with this breakout attempt in XLE and USO.

    In some DUG scalps at 53.40 and 53.20. Were not having a last hour rally today.

    “Dead Cat Bounces” are going out of style–no matter how much JPM strokes the SPY bid.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQXiXMDTY94

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  5. Curly

    I’m not getting FTK’d anymore with this one!

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  6. Danified

    Fly – That email I sent you. It also heals allergies.

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  7. Teahouse On The Tracks
    Teahouse On The Tracks

    My 5th day with the allergy thing … just started Claritin- D two days ago and it’s actually working … s/b better for the weekend.

    Huffing and puffing aside, recent winners providing big-dicked gains include:

    AUO
    UTEK
    PKOH
    CBC
    NEXS
    USG

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  8. The_Real_Hmmm

    No joke, I’m confined to bed today as the result of some allergic reaction to grass and pollen volcanoes erupting all over the East coast. That or some bullshit flu, which is odd because I NEVER get sick or take any of those immune system crutches that others gulp down.

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  9. NuckFut

    Hey Master Fly you should be getting close to profitable on FTK, no?

    I predict you get a “double” before it’s all said and done.

    -fucknut -OUT!

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  10. omfgitsjd

    Hey, I could have told the shorts to get ready for the stimulus package.

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  11. omfgitsjd

    A warning from DevilDog.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f57aYASKeRU&feature=related

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  12. RC

    FTK in beast mode. I’m sure you will have a good weekend, despite the allergies.

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  13. FTKBREAKOUT

    FTK is breaking out on volume!!!

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  14. HuggieBear

    40 points, coming right up!

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  15. MOOBS

    Congrats on FTK Fly. Rooting for you ovah heah.

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  16. GETGroup

    testicular fortitude pays off…again…for The Fly

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  17. scott

    HERE, HERE. He stuck with it in the face of certain disaster. I’m not sure if he was very smart or very stubborn, or maybe both…

    I did that with RTP and I bought 4 times! I recently sold up 90%…

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  18. Screaming like a banshee
    Screaming like a banshee

    FTK, that is

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  19. chessnwine

    What a beautiful day! We’re not scared…

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  20. StratG

    Cash Money Dollar Machines Indued.

    I think my Burrito moved!
    CAEI showing signs of life.

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  21. FTK'ed

    [[BGBR]] Big Bear Mining Corp. is about to skyrocket…you heard it hear first!

    Currently $1.24 …4 week target $3.87…or 300%
    Peace!

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