Fun day in Flyville, as I get to speak to my tax attorneys and corporate ball jugglers for the discount rate of $475 per hour. Now some of you midwesterners, persons living about parts of the country where flying over it is the single best characteristic to a person such as myself, $475 per hour is 100% tragedy. Often times I wonder if it’s cheaper to kill them. Nonetheless, “The Fly” remains compassionate in the face of never-ending assaults upon my castle.
Do you know why markets are up today?
Because they’re open (rim shot!)
Look you, life hasn’t always been this easy for me. I grew up on the sidewalk and had about 1 fistfight per week, hardly any of which were necessary endeavors. I am aggressively on the prowl at all times (no rapist). Right now I am in pursuit of happiness, which is very hard to attain, especially for a person, such as myself, who sees the very worst in mankind and clamors for an end of days scenario–catching people completely by surprise.
Nevertheless, I trot on–because that’s what I do.
Take everything away from me: my business, my house, car, valuables, this blog, The PPT, etc. and guess what? I’ll have all that shit back before you can scream “bloody murder.”
Why, how?
I have the toolset necessary to duplicate success, like a well oiled machine that only knows how to churn out money. Circumstance and “good luck” had nothing to do with my success. Zero doors were opened for me. I fucking kicked them shits down and hit everyone inside those rooms with gravity hammers, to get what’s rightfully mines.
Top picks: B. Fucking Gross as JNS, JAZZ and BITA.
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