Fun day in Flyville, as I get to speak to my tax attorneys and corporate ball jugglers for the discount rate of $475 per hour. Now some of you midwesterners, persons living about parts of the country where flying over it is the single best characteristic to a person such as myself, $475 per hour is 100% tragedy. Often times I wonder if it’s cheaper to kill them. Nonetheless, “The Fly” remains compassionate in the face of never-ending assaults upon my castle.
Do you know why markets are up today?
Because they’re open (rim shot!)
Look you, life hasn’t always been this easy for me. I grew up on the sidewalk and had about 1 fistfight per week, hardly any of which were necessary endeavors. I am aggressively on the prowl at all times (no rapist). Right now I am in pursuit of happiness, which is very hard to attain, especially for a person, such as myself, who sees the very worst in mankind and clamors for an end of days scenario–catching people completely by surprise.
Nevertheless, I trot on–because that’s what I do.
Take everything away from me: my business, my house, car, valuables, this blog, The PPT, etc. and guess what? I’ll have all that shit back before you can scream “bloody murder.”
Why, how?
I have the toolset necessary to duplicate success, like a well oiled machine that only knows how to churn out money. Circumstance and “good luck” had nothing to do with my success. Zero doors were opened for me. I fucking kicked them shits down and hit everyone inside those rooms with gravity hammers, to get what’s rightfully mines.
Top picks: B. Fucking Gross as JNS, JAZZ and BITA.
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Buying SPY puts if it sails above $210.
Join me, Fly. I know you want to.
Also, this should be your video for this post.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNwvHEme_JE
I just bought some puts at SPY 209.87. Hoping for the best!
Jazz was a transformer that was killed. 🙁
Cue the Violins!
Two great posts in a row – not bad for a Friday, sir, indeud.
Now who’s on the FROyo?
I really need to periscope me doing a post. It takes me no more than 2 minutes, a single stream of consciousness. I edit after I post.
Well on that front, you have never wavered. I have been reading you for years and said very early that you could have ruled either DC or Hollywood. That you have not set foot in either place is testament to your honesty and standing as a man, and all that that implies.
Huzzah, sir – to you and yours, eternally.
Don’t lie fly, you would much rather burn it all down than allow someone to steal it from you.
Headline: Apple Inc. Shares Fall As Watch Sells Out Across Globe
I don’t get it… I really don’t.
trying to decide which one I want all morning…Ive never ever rushed to get one of their new releases. This is different
LegalZoom has a 20% off coupon.
Awesomeness!
Drink on – drink Talisker!
Good Day!
Rich fuckers in NY get richer by hosing good hard working Americans in fly over country.
You need to find readers who were ex public accounting stewards and use to charge 600-800 an hour at the national firms. Just saying.
it’s going to be tough to get my taxes done this weekend with an Exodus beta to check out! Woooot.
“rim shot!”, should be “rimshot”.
No need to thank me, as you were.
http://techcrunch.com/2015/03/03/in-the-age-of-disintermediation-the-battle-is-all-for-the-customer-interface/
Interesting article
Head scratcher for me.Maybe someone can explain the trading in GBX.32% short.Big vol pocket above.High beta.Beating estimates.etc.Bid and ask can change 30 40 cents in seconds.Been like that for weeks.Same thing everyday.Just beta?I have May 60 calls.Fly,anyone?
How much does Gross make a year? Noticing JNS net income is $150 mil.