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BILL GROSS WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD

This just in from the desk at Janus,

Look here, fuckers.

Any of you pencil dicks make all but a peep when working in my boardroom, I will personally see to it that you are tied to a post and whipped until your spine breaks in half. Also, for the fuckers at PIMCO: all of your monies are now mine.

Janus Capital, formerly a shitpot cesspool for vagrants and neanderthals alike, now has the panache it needs to become a world class organization.

How you seen its shares recently? Quite nice, might I add.

BACK TO LICKING MY STAMP COLLECTION.

Not a single word from any of you. SHHHHHHHh.

B.Fucking Gross, Manager of all the money, Janus

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10 comments

  1. matt_bear

    in a post collapse mad-max world, he’d be one of the first people taken out.

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  2. zuuuul

    Janus. A term that always reminds me of a woman’s name. No thank you.

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  3. RaginCajun

    ROFL. Excellent sir.

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  4. tsmalley15

    Pardon me sir but that is B. Fucking Gross, Chartered FUCKIN (Financial) Analyst.. at least according to Wikipedia.

    That test put a brotha straight to sleep some years ago.

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  5. Dr. Fly

    lol

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  6. handyandy

    I could see myself working for a man like Bill Gross.

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  7. JakeGint

    The moustaches must go.

    ________

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