Totally Normal 3:00 am Post

I just got back from hell. I went to the Benzinga Fintech awards, in order to isolate all of my enemies in one room–just to peruse the place and see what my ‘competition’ had to offer. When I say ‘competition’, naturally, I mean it in the colloquial way–nothing at all formal. As a man who is aggressively pursuing his financial software destiny, one that is super-charged with the power of many thousands of race horses and other things equally as fast, I left that room feeling the same as I entered it–100% superior in every way humanly possible.

The highlight of the event, by far, was Josh Brown, aka The Reformed Broker. He must’ve been hammered while up there–because he was annihilating anyone who came close to him in laugh out loud fashion. If we do an iBC conference this year, I am going to pay him several bags of gold coins and at least 40 camels to host it.

By the way, I am 100% sure the help was spitting in the food. I refrained from eating any of it.

Moving on, I was there with several decoys, persons who may or may not be me. So if you thought you met me and had a nice time chatting, think again–it’s entirely possible you were talking to my stunt double.

The hell I speak of was on the ride home, one designed in the fiery pits of hades itself, forged in middle earth and delivered to me in the form of the Holland Tunnel. It was so tragic and heinous, I am electing not to speak of it any further.

But guess what? The markets are going higher again and I keep making grandiose amounts of coin, the sort of money you smack people in the face with. Dare I say, even MOAR winship awaits us?

FYI: Another 50-100 Exodus beta trials are going out today. Thus far, reviews have been flattering and very helpful. Thank you.

UPDATE: The award ceremony replay is here.