I know the market is soft today and you’re like “where’s my fucking winship on this very day?” I invite you to exhibit a modicum of patience, young man.
The market is only flat for the year, all the while the homosexuals in europe are up double digits. The dog eaters in Hong Kong are up to tremendous levels, thanks to a recent law change in China, permitting further mutual fund investing in it. Who fucking knows about these asshole law changes in China and how it might affect investor behavior? When I sold out YY yesterday, as it was up 8, I felt a sense of escape from like a rape or something. I am so accustomed to be violently treated by Chinese burritos that I was unable to truly enjoy my magnanimous win.
I rolled into BITA, hoping for a repeat, which is a ridiculous idea in the first place. I do own BABA, another entity from the orient. But they are a real company with immense free cash flow. Simply put, if BABA doesn’t trade north of $100 inside of 6 months, I will build a bonfire from scraps of wood and old furniture, douse myself with citronella (I hate mosquitos), and then toss myself into it–live on Periscope!
The time to sell out of oil is now. Being proactive about a possible sentiment shift in May is what you’re paid to do, so start doing it.
Top picks: SAVE, BITA, JNS
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That storage issue true or not
is gonna hang around for a while-
like a very bad cigar.
long TWTR for that fly feed.
Winshippery of +28% YTD thanks in part to the fine gentlemen of IBC.
Well done!
SLCA is a great pure play on the volume of oil produced. Now that Jim Bob’s Hick Drilling, Inc up in ND can’t produce oil for a profit, they’re still going to have to pump like mad to produce enough cashflow to service the two hundred billion dollars in junk debt that they took out- and they need sand to do it.
Don’t own any oil producers or exploration companies, but pipelines and services are going to absolutely kill it this year.
SLCA is a great company.
Dr. Fly – my spies at the Benzinga shindig tell me that your ‘disguise’ was merely a pair of gray sweatpants. I’m taking this as an omen and may pick up some WTW.
I was there too, also wearing gray sweatpants!
You two will likely have started a trend.We’ll see if they start appearing on CNBC.
Ditto in agreement – “I am so accustomed to be violently treated by Chinese burritos that I was unable to truly enjoy my magnanimous win.” If you really write all this – you should be writing a book
Books take time. I am too busy making all of this money, than to do shit like that.
I did write a sitcom skit about a month ago.
You are oozing with talent. Even if you are violently sarcastic at times.
Not sure about ANUS Capital. But I do like Spirit Airlines.. Lets just hope they have no pilots with suicidal tendencies!!
Bill Gross will punch your jaw loose for saying half of what you just said.
WTF its up 2.54% just today…. Sorry Bill
‘Kay
About time passing. It was the roaring 20s.
It was a whole fucking decade they labelled.
We have “since lehman” and that is fine w me
Those of you with families and children. What you
should be(and will be) ashamed of is “trading” and
block trading the time period that led to them having
a more difficult life. All the “shut up dont fight the
fed” and “this market is amazing” will be all there on
the internet right there for them to see. Enjoy. That. feeling
Just like the late 1990’s when they started reversing the protections created in the 1930’s after the ’29 crash. Glass-Steagal most particularly.