Zero Reasons to Sell

Take a look at this chart and analyze my charting skills.

See, this is what I am talking about. I am a multi dimensional threat. I can write, post racist memes on X, trade, read an 8k, and even build world class data analytics platforms for traders.  What can you do? Maybe you leave witty comments, but nobody gives a fuck.

Back to markets and I hate to remind you of this, but Joe Biden is presiding over a market about to bust loose to the upside. Once the annoyance of earnings season is behind us, we’re gonna have a hot summer. I know that’s antithetical to your core beliefs, since you’re all miserable self hating bears. Liven up and get out their old sport and get yourselves some fucking stocks.

In all seriousness, I am 100% long and need a win, or two, or three. I am more or less willing the market higher with my mind now. The stocks are going up based upon my core values, since I am the main character in the simulation. This level of narcissism is in fact rare, especially when accompanied with self awareness, which makes it even more profound and dare I say incredulous.

Into the close, I’d like a melt up. As a matter of fact, I demand one.