iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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YOU STUPID FOOLS…YOU’VE LEARNED NOTHING

The market is never, ever, ever going to go down. The best part of this market is knowing young punks, like many of your friends, are disinterested in the market. They’d rather snort cocaine and chew on viles of crack cocaine all day, instead of becoming a gentleman of ‘extreme vigor and substance.’

Listen to me. You’re embarrassing yourselves, at this stage in the game. “The Fly” reigns supreme over you ham and eggers and has a violent streak in him to track you down, isolate you, then toss you into a flaming volcano.

As an aside, I am pre-ordering Ben “smoking blunts while saving the planet” Bernanke’s new book, a memoir of sorts. It’s the least I can do, considering he saved the country and all.

Bottom line: you’re playing yourself and everything you’ve ever known about stocks is wrong. Very simply, fall in under the umbrella of my winship and embrace the fortitude that is extended to me by the Gods, both old and new.

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22 comments

  1. JakeGint

    Your posts are haiku-like in their discipline, consistency, brevity.

    Humour extra.

    _____

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  2. zuuuul

    Just pre-ordered Ben Bernanke’s book as well. He will go down as the best Fed Chair of all time.

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    • it is showtime

      Oh sure, Greed & monetary debauchery will be remembered well in history
      Bernanke can burn (and will)

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  3. UncleBuccs

    I’d preorder, but would prefer to enjoy the audio version when it comes out.

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  4. matt_bear

    good ol chinese burritos. They’re like that slice of pizza to a man who’s been on an all out fitness and health makeover….just can’t shake it.

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  5. it is showtime

    Added to FAZ & EPV today

    Market isnt going down in the timeframe bears thought
    We were wrong on the sustained degree of manipulation

    That, has NO impact, on the veracity of our predicted outcome
    YOU
    WILL
    LOSE

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  6. bexpo

    Never ceases to amaze me at how FEAR MONGERING CNBC is – Steve Grasso exclaimed HE SOLD OUT OF HIS ENTIRE PORTFOLIO – (only done twice in his lifetime). Then you are waving the GO FLAG – So MUCH CONFLICT – hard to discern. I know – You are the FLY. From now on – before I give up – I’m reading YOUR STUFF. I closed out of so much yesterday OUT OF FEAR! DAMN!! Good thing only stupid with my own $

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  7. bexpo

    Stupid Fool! I Yes, How Did You Know? The stupidity bothers me even more than the money… because it gnaws at my brain.

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  8. moneybagz

    “Only thing we have to fear is fear itself” in all seriousness how is it is showtime still solvent. And Ben is a god to wall street but has also created the greatest wage disparity in history. That’s not cool.

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  9. profiteerer

    Come on, we know you have the confidence to do it: go beyond just using the third person and drop the quotes around The Fly.

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  10. Dr. Fly

    I could never do that.

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  11. bexpo

    OK No Fear Today. Any more advice?

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