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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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What Part of ‘PERMANENTLY BULLISH’ Didn’t You Understand?

Some of you fuckers are really dense. That last post could not have been more suggestive of my sarcasm and extreme mocking of the bears, yet I still get emails and comments regarding how I switched to being bearish so quickly. So let me explain something to you now, especially for the newer readers of the site.

I will never be bearish again…ever.

Two thousand and eight is no longer a year, but a lesson. It is everything that was wrong with capitalism and what not to do in a crisis. Unless we totally lose our minds again, do not expect 2008 to happen again, in your lifetimes. I am sure there will be another 2008 in 50 years or more from now. However, this generation and the generations who will be taught about the lesson will not permit the same mistakes to be made.

Everything and anything will be thrown at markets to ensure their viability. As such, it’s a fool’s errand to try to conquest the market being short. Only a jackass with a penchant for bankruptcy and idiocy waits for the world to melt down, all the while it basks in the greatest technological revolution in the history of mankind.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is the era of connectivity. It’s a great time to start a new business, expand and scale an existing one–become the person you were born to be. All of that negativity, please. Get out of my fucking way, thank you very much.

FYI: We sent out 60 new beta trial invites last night, around 2am. We will send another 100 today and everyday until done. This is the last day I am accepting new beta trial requests. I might offer free trials every so often, to let you see what we built. But, as of right now, we are very focused on launch and fixing up some of the things you told us in trial feedback. Remember, the purpose of the trial is to help us, not so much help yourselves decide if you want to join. It is not the finished product and will be tweaked before launch. Email me and say hi [email protected]. Perhaps I’ll squeeze you in.

Stocks are higher and my chinese names, BABA and YY, are off to the races.

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20 comments

  1. matt_bear

    Polly fuckin’ Wallnuts.

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  2. superpositron

    So like the market is like never ever ever going to like ever ever have a bloody correction that last weeks and weeks like ever again? Like ever?

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    • it is showtime

      Market(s) [US EU NIKKEI] are heavily controlled [RIGHT NOW] in the – up – direction
      simple as that

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  3. rtcushing

    Great call on YY

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  4. thegametheorist

    I would like a trial.

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  5. mgutie3

    eeekkkkk rug pull deux

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  6. zuuuul

    Fly let’s do this together. I am looking to buy puts on SPY. I want you to enjoy this win with me. What do you say?

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  7. bexpo

    Read this morning & at first gasped – but then i got it. It is a tricky time right now –

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  8. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    I just did it…I just scarfed a Big Mac, Shake, and Fries. A secret guilty pleasure when traveling alone to meet clients. Fucken delicious.

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  9. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Asking honestly, why did the FED not do the same thing in 2000?

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  10. actionjackson

    Fuck the PPT!!!

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  11. it is showtime

    They have done 2008 Exponentially on this one

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