Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Rules of the Game

Son of famed French artist, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Jean Renoir is considered one of the best film directors of all-time. Although he was born in an era when idiots roamed the earth, unable to communicate properly though the use of mobile satellite devices, Jean managed to make some pretty great films.

Now when it comes to French films, there are several that I really like. I like Amélie, The Grande Illusion (another Renoir film), and just about any movie starring Marion Cotillard, especially her epic performance in the Edith Piaf biopic: La Vie en Rose.

But The Rules of the Game steals the show. This film was banned in France, during the German occupation, and was considered to be ‘immoral’ by Hitler’s fucked up standards. Rules of the Game is about a demented French ruling class, human depravity, honor or lack thereof, and filmed in a manner that was considered to be revolutionary back then, considering that it was done in an ‘era of idiots’ who didn’t even have computers, plastic water bottles or cable tv.

One side note, at the time, lead actor Marcel Dalio was an up and coming star in France. However, due to the Nazi invasion and subsequent murder of French jews under Hitler directives, Marcel was forced to escape France for America, where his career withered and died. He did, however, manage to weasel his way into Bogart’s epic film Casablanca, paid $667 for his troubles.

The entire move is below, courtesy of youtube.

Enjoy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M21zSPlgi10

I told you to get inside of the oil barrel with me. Oil posted a strong month for February and steps into March a new man, a man whose mother was just killed by a wild octopus and now traveling the seven seas armed with a fucking harpoon.

HERETO: “The Fly’s” been doing this shit for so long his veins are solidified, flowing with the coldest of bloods. None of this shit bothers me, since I know, without a shadow of a doubt, my God given skills with eventually grace me with unchecked profit and unbounded winship.

Very soon I expect to roll down Wall Street, in a 1980’s stretched limousine, throwing jumping jacks out from the back seat at all of the pikers outside.

I AM FUCKING BUILT FOR THIS SHIT, WAR PROVEN, SUPER-CHARGED AND DIABOLICALLY DESIGNED TO FUCK YOU UP.

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I knew it was too good to be true. I was just over here, chatting up my Ukranian painter, discussing the ‘evil fucking Russian bastards’, having a grande old time with the markets pressing new highs. A few hours pass by and we’re heading to hell again. ‘Tis is the life of a person who speculates for a living.

A smooth 40 point downtick has me in fits. Quick, someone call the Fed and ask them to initiate QE to help me with my capital gains.

Truth is, and you know it, we’re over due a smacking about the face and gums. We’ve had it too good for too long. On the other hand, many of you smug catamites are buying FAZ now, hoping for the worst. We might just melt up into the bell, just for shits and giggles.

Nevertheless, I’ve prepared myself for a trip to hell, fully expecting to bleed out a little for the sake of nourishing the tree of speculation.

I added to YELP, even though I really want to buy GRUB, aka the uber of food delivery.

Listen to me: oil will destroy you if you allow it. Stop trading in and out of 3x ETFs, churning and burning your bullshit accounts into oblivion. Be a gentleman, own shares of SLCA and WFT, for the win of course.

There are many ways to skin this season cat. Firstly, let’s state it plainly, I am long oil through March. For some of you rocket scientists out there, that means I am going to be long crude stocks no matter what, even if Saudi Arabia decided to give it away for free.

While it’s true, in recent weeks I’ve reduced and eliminated several oil positions. Just yesterday I sold out of PACD. The simple fact of the matter is, I am playing a game of shadows, ebbing and flowing between overweight and equal weight the sector. Yesterday I sold an outlier position to raise funds to buy more QIWI. I did this because I am big man and like to eat salmon steaks on beach with champagne.

My core oil positions are WFT and SLCA. When oil turns up again, both of those stocks are going to blow brains out to the upside.

Note: I added to my WFT position today.

So what we are years late and you’re really not that interested. However, unlike other corporate accounts that are totally fucking retarded, iBankCoin will use its newly minted instagram account to archive my wonderful and artistic headlines. God willing you will be able to peruse the many phallic laden statues that I post for decades to come.

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I consume a lot of information, probably way too much. I believe we are in the ‘golden era’ of teevee programming, which is driving ad dollars and subscription models to new highs. See AMCX for evidence (Better Call Saul is as good as Breaking Bad).

Today the very best show, House of Cards, released season 3 on NFLX. The best thing about NFLX is they release all of the episodes at once, permitting binge watchers to go ‘hog-wild’ and consume.

Before the market opens and before things get colorful around here, I wanted to pay tribute to Mr. Underwood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4AdTiwwCag

All big man in Moscow owns condo in Monaco. We pay all cash money for villa on beach and visit when weather in Russian Federation is fucked. Our women wears mink coats and big diamonds when we visit symphony.

If you want to live here and have big diamonds, you should buy QIWI and YNDX, yes?

Vladimir Putin makes Ukraine pay cash money for gas or else they freeze like sausage in snow.

Russian banks are very safe and there is big opportunity in ruble. Don’t listen to American lies and propaganda.

The cold war is only cold because you don’t have mink hat, no? Maybe you should make some more money and then you warm up on coast of Monaco.

Now listen to good music and eat caviar.

I added to my QIWI position, very bullish on the Russian Federation indeud.

The last post was intended to serve as a litmus test for minimum IQ required to visit this site. From time to time, I purposely post incendiary subject matters in order to gauge reader IQ. You have failed me again. Big surprise.

As such, a new era of massive culling has begun. The good folks at iBankCoin will start a campaign to ‘cleanse’ this site of its lower tier person, expelling them from our quarters in order to preserve the sanctity and respectability of its reader class.

Even in the lowest of places, such as the ‘coal room’ on the Titanic, passengers were required to behave in a certain manner, else the captain of the boat would kick them off the ship–catapulting them into the snow caps near the arctic. As fate would have it, the good captain was so busy banning these mongrels from his ship, playing with the human catapult, that he ended up sinking the whole lot.

The market is soft. The dollar is strong. I am still up for the day.

I never quite understood why some of you disliked HABT. I guess it’s because you didn’t like the buns, or maybe the catsup. Too many carbs for your liking. The idea of selling short HABT is treacherous to me, on a multitude of levels.

For one, considering the demographic HABT is catering to, it’s literally impossible for this business to fail, long term. They’d have to be supreme idiots to not make selling fatty meat to Americans a successful venture. The core of the HABT story, as well as SHAK, is the vanguard assault on the catamites who sell rubber hand-burgers: MCD. They are part of a cadre of higher end hamburger chains that were built for the sole purpose of deposing the old guard, both Burgered King and McDonald’s.

Now listen to me closely. It’s never a good idea to suggest someone “sell short HABT” if and when it breaches a magical price level. People, this is a real business in a very real and hungry world. Like a quality Bordeaux, some ideas take time to ripen and develop into something special. This, my distinguished guests from the internets, is exactly that.

Aside from my renewed confidence in HABT, I am boolish as hell on QIWI, YNDX and NDRM here. The only move I’ve made, as of today, is sell out of the remainder of my WRE position. I feel rates will climb. Therefore, REITs will suffer.