Seasonal Trends for the Month of March

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Considered to be something of a novelty by many, seasonality trends are revered here at iBankCoin like God himself hiking down the Rocky Mountains in search of good coconut water.

Bear in mind, had you adhered to the seasonal trends of January and March, you’d be up 13% for the year like me, playing gambling games inside of the oil and gas sector.

Without further delay, I present to you, the lower tier of the barrel, aka the ‘reader class’, seasonal trends for the month of March.

Ignore them at your own peril and assured demise.

(data provided courtesy of The PPT)

Flawless in March (minimum 5 years, 95%+ win rate)
FLAWLESS

Most up years (min 20 years)
Years

Highest percentage returns (min +11%)
Percentup

Industries with most winners (5%+ returns, 75%+ win-rates)
Apparel clothing
Banks
Specialty Retail
Restaurants
Rental Leasing and Services
Oil and Gas
Home Furnishing
Business Services

Worst Industries
Alternative Energy
Chinese Burritos
Biotech
Software
Semis
Resorts and Casinos
Drug Manufacturers
Telecom
Communication and Equipment

Worst Performing ETF
FAZ (-20%)

Best Performing ETF
FAS (+12%)

In summary, if basing investment decisions based solely on seasonal trends, you want to take profits on biotech, semis, chinese burritos and software and get long oil, retail and restaurants. Think consumer and fade the excess.

For members of The PPT, the screen that I used for this post is here.

Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Rules of the Game

3,589 views

Son of famed French artist, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Jean Renoir is considered one of the best film directors of all-time. Although he was born in an era when idiots roamed the earth, unable to communicate properly though the use of mobile satellite devices, Jean managed to make some pretty great films.

Now when it comes to French films, there are several that I really like. I like Amélie, The Grande Illusion (another Renoir film), and just about any movie starring Marion Cotillard, especially her epic performance in the Edith Piaf biopic: La Vie en Rose.

But The Rules of the Game steals the show. This film was banned in France, during the German occupation, and was considered to be ‘immoral’ by Hitler’s fucked up standards. Rules of the Game is about a demented French ruling class, human depravity, honor or lack thereof, and filmed in a manner that was considered to be revolutionary back then, considering that it was done in an ‘era of idiots’ who didn’t even have computers, plastic water bottles or cable tv.

One side note, at the time, lead actor Marcel Dalio was an up and coming star in France. However, due to the Nazi invasion and subsequent murder of French jews under Hitler directives, Marcel was forced to escape France for America, where his career withered and died. He did, however, manage to weasel his way into Bogart’s epic film Casablanca, paid $667 for his troubles.

The entire move is below, courtesy of youtube.

Enjoy.

LOOK AT ME: DO I APPEAR TO BE SCARED?

3,548 views

I told you to get inside of the oil barrel with me. Oil posted a strong month for February and steps into March a new man, a man whose mother was just killed by a wild octopus and now traveling the seven seas armed with a fucking harpoon.

HERETO: “The Fly’s” been doing this shit for so long his veins are solidified, flowing with the coldest of bloods. None of this shit bothers me, since I know, without a shadow of a doubt, my God given skills with eventually grace me with unchecked profit and unbounded winship.

Very soon I expect to roll down Wall Street, in a 1980’s stretched limousine, throwing jumping jacks out from the back seat at all of the pikers outside.

I AM FUCKING BUILT FOR THIS SHIT, WAR PROVEN, SUPER-CHARGED AND DIABOLICALLY DESIGNED TO FUCK YOU UP.

Have a great weekend and remember to follow us on Instagram: @IBankCoinHeadlines.

I’m On My Way to Hell

2,400 views

I knew it was too good to be true. I was just over here, chatting up my Ukranian painter, discussing the ‘evil fucking Russian bastards’, having a grande old time with the markets pressing new highs. A few hours pass by and we’re heading to hell again. ‘Tis is the life of a person who speculates for a living.

A smooth 40 point downtick has me in fits. Quick, someone call the Fed and ask them to initiate QE to help me with my capital gains.

Truth is, and you know it, we’re over due a smacking about the face and gums. We’ve had it too good for too long. On the other hand, many of you smug catamites are buying FAZ now, hoping for the worst. We might just melt up into the bell, just for shits and giggles.

Nevertheless, I’ve prepared myself for a trip to hell, fully expecting to bleed out a little for the sake of nourishing the tree of speculation.

I added to YELP, even though I really want to buy GRUB, aka the uber of food delivery.

GET INSIDE THE OIL BARREL WITH ME

2,217 views

Listen to me: oil will destroy you if you allow it. Stop trading in and out of 3x ETFs, churning and burning your bullshit accounts into oblivion. Be a gentleman, own shares of SLCA and WFT, for the win of course.

There are many ways to skin this season cat. Firstly, let’s state it plainly, I am long oil through March. For some of you rocket scientists out there, that means I am going to be long crude stocks no matter what, even if Saudi Arabia decided to give it away for free.

While it’s true, in recent weeks I’ve reduced and eliminated several oil positions. Just yesterday I sold out of PACD. The simple fact of the matter is, I am playing a game of shadows, ebbing and flowing between overweight and equal weight the sector. Yesterday I sold an outlier position to raise funds to buy more QIWI. I did this because I am big man and like to eat salmon steaks on beach with champagne.

My core oil positions are WFT and SLCA. When oil turns up again, both of those stocks are going to blow brains out to the upside.

Note: I added to my WFT position today.

ATTENTION INTERNET: iBankCoin Has Invaded Instagram

1,585 views

So what we are years late and you’re really not that interested. However, unlike other corporate accounts that are totally fucking retarded, iBankCoin will use its newly minted instagram account to archive my wonderful and artistic headlines. God willing you will be able to peruse the many phallic laden statues that I post for decades to come.

Here is the link to the account.

Follow us on instagram: @iBankCoinHeadlines

Market commentary will commence after we’ve received at least 200 followers.

Happy House of Cards Day

1,546 views

I consume a lot of information, probably way too much. I believe we are in the ‘golden era’ of teevee programming, which is driving ad dollars and subscription models to new highs. See AMCX for evidence (Better Call Saul is as good as Breaking Bad).

Today the very best show, House of Cards, released season 3 on NFLX. The best thing about NFLX is they release all of the episodes at once, permitting binge watchers to go ‘hog-wild’ and consume.

Before the market opens and before things get colorful around here, I wanted to pay tribute to Mr. Underwood.

You Live Here, No?

3,676 views

All big man in Moscow owns condo in Monaco. We pay all cash money for villa on beach and visit when weather in Russian Federation is fucked. Our women wears mink coats and big diamonds when we visit symphony.

If you want to live here and have big diamonds, you should buy QIWI and YNDX, yes?

Vladimir Putin makes Ukraine pay cash money for gas or else they freeze like sausage in snow.

Russian banks are very safe and there is big opportunity in ruble. Don’t listen to American lies and propaganda.

The cold war is only cold because you don’t have mink hat, no? Maybe you should make some more money and then you warm up on coast of Monaco.

Now listen to good music and eat caviar.

FLY BUY: $QIWI

1,041 views

I added to my QIWI position, very bullish on the Russian Federation indeud.

You Literally No Nothing At All

1,414 views

The last post was intended to serve as a litmus test for minimum IQ required to visit this site. From time to time, I purposely post incendiary subject matters in order to gauge reader IQ. You have failed me again. Big surprise.

As such, a new era of massive culling has begun. The good folks at iBankCoin will start a campaign to ‘cleanse’ this site of its lower tier person, expelling them from our quarters in order to preserve the sanctity and respectability of its reader class.

Even in the lowest of places, such as the ‘coal room’ on the Titanic, passengers were required to behave in a certain manner, else the captain of the boat would kick them off the ship–catapulting them into the snow caps near the arctic. As fate would have it, the good captain was so busy banning these mongrels from his ship, playing with the human catapult, that he ended up sinking the whole lot.

The market is soft. The dollar is strong. I am still up for the day.

Seasonal Trends for the Month of March

1,912 views

Considered to be something of a novelty by many, seasonality trends are revered here at iBankCoin like God himself hiking down the Rocky Mountains in search of good coconut water.

Bear in mind, had you adhered to the seasonal trends of January and March, you’d be up 13% for the year like me, playing gambling games inside of the oil and gas sector.

Without further delay, I present to you, the lower tier of the barrel, aka the ‘reader class’, seasonal trends for the month of March.

Ignore them at your own peril and assured demise.

(data provided courtesy of The PPT)

Flawless in March (minimum 5 years, 95%+ win rate)
FLAWLESS

Most up years (min 20 years)
Years

Highest percentage returns (min +11%)
Percentup

Industries with most winners (5%+ returns, 75%+ win-rates)
Apparel clothing
Banks
Specialty Retail
Restaurants
Rental Leasing and Services
Oil and Gas
Home Furnishing
Business Services

Worst Industries
Alternative Energy
Chinese Burritos
Biotech
Software
Semis
Resorts and Casinos
Drug Manufacturers
Telecom
Communication and Equipment

Worst Performing ETF
FAZ (-20%)

Best Performing ETF
FAS (+12%)

In summary, if basing investment decisions based solely on seasonal trends, you want to take profits on biotech, semis, chinese burritos and software and get long oil, retail and restaurants. Think consumer and fade the excess.

For members of The PPT, the screen that I used for this post is here.

Saturday Cinema with Le Fly: Rules of the Game

3,589 views

Son of famed French artist, Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Jean Renoir is considered one of the best film directors of all-time. Although he was born in an era when idiots roamed the earth, unable to communicate properly though the use of mobile satellite devices, Jean managed to make some pretty great films.

Now when it comes to French films, there are several that I really like. I like Amélie, The Grande Illusion (another Renoir film), and just about any movie starring Marion Cotillard, especially her epic performance in the Edith Piaf biopic: La Vie en Rose.

But The Rules of the Game steals the show. This film was banned in France, during the German occupation, and was considered to be ‘immoral’ by Hitler’s fucked up standards. Rules of the Game is about a demented French ruling class, human depravity, honor or lack thereof, and filmed in a manner that was considered to be revolutionary back then, considering that it was done in an ‘era of idiots’ who didn’t even have computers, plastic water bottles or cable tv.

One side note, at the time, lead actor Marcel Dalio was an up and coming star in France. However, due to the Nazi invasion and subsequent murder of French jews under Hitler directives, Marcel was forced to escape France for America, where his career withered and died. He did, however, manage to weasel his way into Bogart’s epic film Casablanca, paid $667 for his troubles.

The entire move is below, courtesy of youtube.

Enjoy.

LOOK AT ME: DO I APPEAR TO BE SCARED?

3,548 views

I told you to get inside of the oil barrel with me. Oil posted a strong month for February and steps into March a new man, a man whose mother was just killed by a wild octopus and now traveling the seven seas armed with a fucking harpoon.

HERETO: “The Fly’s” been doing this shit for so long his veins are solidified, flowing with the coldest of bloods. None of this shit bothers me, since I know, without a shadow of a doubt, my God given skills with eventually grace me with unchecked profit and unbounded winship.

Very soon I expect to roll down Wall Street, in a 1980’s stretched limousine, throwing jumping jacks out from the back seat at all of the pikers outside.

I AM FUCKING BUILT FOR THIS SHIT, WAR PROVEN, SUPER-CHARGED AND DIABOLICALLY DESIGNED TO FUCK YOU UP.

Have a great weekend and remember to follow us on Instagram: @IBankCoinHeadlines.

I’m On My Way to Hell

2,400 views

I knew it was too good to be true. I was just over here, chatting up my Ukranian painter, discussing the ‘evil fucking Russian bastards’, having a grande old time with the markets pressing new highs. A few hours pass by and we’re heading to hell again. ‘Tis is the life of a person who speculates for a living.

A smooth 40 point downtick has me in fits. Quick, someone call the Fed and ask them to initiate QE to help me with my capital gains.

Truth is, and you know it, we’re over due a smacking about the face and gums. We’ve had it too good for too long. On the other hand, many of you smug catamites are buying FAZ now, hoping for the worst. We might just melt up into the bell, just for shits and giggles.

Nevertheless, I’ve prepared myself for a trip to hell, fully expecting to bleed out a little for the sake of nourishing the tree of speculation.

I added to YELP, even though I really want to buy GRUB, aka the uber of food delivery.

GET INSIDE THE OIL BARREL WITH ME

2,217 views

Listen to me: oil will destroy you if you allow it. Stop trading in and out of 3x ETFs, churning and burning your bullshit accounts into oblivion. Be a gentleman, own shares of SLCA and WFT, for the win of course.

There are many ways to skin this season cat. Firstly, let’s state it plainly, I am long oil through March. For some of you rocket scientists out there, that means I am going to be long crude stocks no matter what, even if Saudi Arabia decided to give it away for free.

While it’s true, in recent weeks I’ve reduced and eliminated several oil positions. Just yesterday I sold out of PACD. The simple fact of the matter is, I am playing a game of shadows, ebbing and flowing between overweight and equal weight the sector. Yesterday I sold an outlier position to raise funds to buy more QIWI. I did this because I am big man and like to eat salmon steaks on beach with champagne.

My core oil positions are WFT and SLCA. When oil turns up again, both of those stocks are going to blow brains out to the upside.

Note: I added to my WFT position today.

ATTENTION INTERNET: iBankCoin Has Invaded Instagram

1,585 views

So what we are years late and you’re really not that interested. However, unlike other corporate accounts that are totally fucking retarded, iBankCoin will use its newly minted instagram account to archive my wonderful and artistic headlines. God willing you will be able to peruse the many phallic laden statues that I post for decades to come.

Here is the link to the account.

Follow us on instagram: @iBankCoinHeadlines

Market commentary will commence after we’ve received at least 200 followers.

Happy House of Cards Day

1,546 views

I consume a lot of information, probably way too much. I believe we are in the ‘golden era’ of teevee programming, which is driving ad dollars and subscription models to new highs. See AMCX for evidence (Better Call Saul is as good as Breaking Bad).

Today the very best show, House of Cards, released season 3 on NFLX. The best thing about NFLX is they release all of the episodes at once, permitting binge watchers to go ‘hog-wild’ and consume.

Before the market opens and before things get colorful around here, I wanted to pay tribute to Mr. Underwood.

You Live Here, No?

3,676 views

All big man in Moscow owns condo in Monaco. We pay all cash money for villa on beach and visit when weather in Russian Federation is fucked. Our women wears mink coats and big diamonds when we visit symphony.

If you want to live here and have big diamonds, you should buy QIWI and YNDX, yes?

Vladimir Putin makes Ukraine pay cash money for gas or else they freeze like sausage in snow.

Russian banks are very safe and there is big opportunity in ruble. Don’t listen to American lies and propaganda.

The cold war is only cold because you don’t have mink hat, no? Maybe you should make some more money and then you warm up on coast of Monaco.

Now listen to good music and eat caviar.

FLY BUY: $QIWI

1,041 views

I added to my QIWI position, very bullish on the Russian Federation indeud.

You Literally No Nothing At All

1,414 views

The last post was intended to serve as a litmus test for minimum IQ required to visit this site. From time to time, I purposely post incendiary subject matters in order to gauge reader IQ. You have failed me again. Big surprise.

As such, a new era of massive culling has begun. The good folks at iBankCoin will start a campaign to ‘cleanse’ this site of its lower tier person, expelling them from our quarters in order to preserve the sanctity and respectability of its reader class.

Even in the lowest of places, such as the ‘coal room’ on the Titanic, passengers were required to behave in a certain manner, else the captain of the boat would kick them off the ship–catapulting them into the snow caps near the arctic. As fate would have it, the good captain was so busy banning these mongrels from his ship, playing with the human catapult, that he ended up sinking the whole lot.

The market is soft. The dollar is strong. I am still up for the day.

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