OIL DOWN THE DRAIN FOR XMAS

2,110 views

America’s revenge is a dish best served cold. After a decade of war and overpriced crude, The Empire of the Unites Steaks of America watched as her enemies plotted out 30 year budgets around $100 oil. She even encouraged speculators to develop shale oil, to make the ruse convincing.

On this day, on the precipice of National Feast, the carpet is being tugged away from the Sheiks who once flew on it.

Listen to me: 10,000 pins in the head of The House of Saud. 20,000 pins in the head of General Vlad. It’s over fellas. Oil has met its maker and will now resume down the drain, much to the chagrin of the clowns shooting themselves out from cannons at OPEC.

The pendulum is about to shift away from the east to the west again. For every penny gas drops, the American consumer saves $1.1 billion. A new era of wanton consumerism beckons. Everyone gets a Fendi bag. Actually, you better make it a COH.

LULU pants for all women, even the men (extra Macke). An iPhone in every stocking, globally, sans the heathens who keep busy cutting off heads for a living.

The market is in the process of adjusting to this new paradigm, this new affirmation of America’s greatness. While our enemies kept busy sucking each others pants off in their harems, we chequemated them.

Burgers and Lock Ups

1,360 views

Since many of you keep asking me the same questions, I will address them now. So you know, I am actively posting inside of the 12631 trading room throughout the day.

Re: lock up expirations

What am I going to do with GPRO ahead of their lock up expiration, due 12/22?

Honestly, if the stock isn’t over $100 by then, absolutely nothing. You do realize lock up expirations have been occurring since the beginning of time, right? Just because people are permitted to sell doesn’t mean they will. Moreover, I’ve been involved with two previous short squeezes of epic proportions on the very day of the expiration.

Exhibit A: Short Sellers Cry Out For Yelp
Exhibit B: Why Facebook’s Stock Soared on Biggest Lock-up Expiration

Re: The Habit (HABT)

Unlike many of my other stock picks, this is a legitimate long term hold of mine. I believe in these McDonald killers so much, I’ve dedicated to buying this stock, and if Shake Shack comes public, once per month for the next 12–if not more. My first purchase was around $33.5. It ran to $41 and some of you sold to lock in profits. But I never cared about taking profits, due to the minute nature of my position. I am not looking at the share price and will not concern myself with it until December, when I intend to dollar cost average in.

They have about 100 restaurants, growing revenues 50%, year over year. There is enormous upside for this genre, as Americans steer clear of McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s. Americans love their hamburgers and will pack the restaurants of anyone who can make them fast, clean and taste good.

Sell All You Want, I’ll Buy More

1,603 views

I added to YELP and HGG. Good, sell off stocks ahead of National Feast. See if that stops me.

In all seriousness, this week is always a thinly traded one, as people are traveling to visit loved ones. Typically, black Friday is a lot of fun, despite being only a half day. On occasion, we will get a sell off on Cyber Monday, as retail sales have been coming in light in recent years. But that’s not my bet. My play is for a robust retail sales climate that will offer upside surprises. I am basing this assumption off the recent data and of course the decline in oil.

I’d prefer the market to trade up today. However, if you insist on selling, I will simply have to dig deep and buy more. See, I am looking for a 3.5% move in the NASDAQS during the month of December. It’s nothing too outrageous and definitely within the confines of reason. After all, I am a man of ‘extreme caliber’ and reason. Within that 3.5% NASDAQ move, I suspect there will be multiple 10%+ winners. Selfishly, I intend to grab a few of those, then lighten up a little ahead of New Year’s eve.

My largest position, naturally, is GPRO–representing 13% of assets. YELP is almost 10% and everything else is rather modest. Again, I am a reasonable man of ‘extreme caliber’.

Some of you might have big profits and would prefer to mitigate risk ahead of the big question mark of holiday sales. I understand that 100% and would not blame you for wanting to reduce exposure, if sitting on big gains. But most of us mortals out there, who haven’t had the luxury of legalized insider trading (extra Ackman), have been through the meat grinder in 2014. We’re coming down the home stretch now and there isn’t time for hesitation or half assed positions.

In short, I’m not gonna try to figure out what the market is doing this second. I am buying now and hope to harvest bountiful gains five weeks from now. If any of you jackasses have a hard time understanding that the market isn’t the market on a tick by tick basis, you are better off punching holes in donuts than trying to figure out this web of lunacy on a daily basis.

SUPER CHARGED

1,163 views

The economy grew at an annualized rate of 3.9%. Let that sink in for a second as you look over your short positions.

I’ll wait (extra Alf).

On top of that, we are now braced for the easiest year over year holiday sales comps in over a decade. Listen to me, gasoline expenditures are down more than 30% and we are roaring into the year end. Hedge funds are grossly underperforming.

Animal spirits are about to take over (extra Ferguson).

FYI: The good folks from iBC are in day two of a five day free trial for The PPT. Come join us and check out the best investment tool made available to the reader class.

LIVE FROM THE FERGUSON RIOTS (sort of)

1,878 views

I am watching a livestream (embedded in this blog) of the events and now know the citizens of the United States will never be able to mount any sort of assault against our Government Overlords (extra 3x inverse OG). Between all of these undisciplined agitators stopping to Snapchat and Instagram their exploits and enormous fire power on the side of the police, we, the people, are effectively helpless against the government.

Being a status quo type of guy, this appeals to me. However, it is sort of alarming to see the sheer level of helplessness by a very upset and angered segment of the citizenry.

Naturally, the vast majority of these people have no business being in the street and are no more than common thugs. However you might feel about this verdict, know this: when they manage to take away the last of your guns, you will become fish in a barrel. Let’s hope a benign oligarchy continues to rule our empire and we don’t have to ever face them in the open field.

On a side note, GPRO and TWTR were the big winners tonight.



Broadcast live streaming video on Ustream

I Got Your Growth Stocks Right Here

1,544 views

Over the past 5 weeks, the market has simply drifted higher. Most stocks have gone up; but some have, stubbornly, lagged–like a child walking slow amidst frenzied adults. Nevertheless, “The Fly” is here to expose these children and properly scold them for being so slow. Dare I say, these little rascals are the next ones to go?

Social Media Sector and Subsequent 1 month Returns

SALE -22%
TWTR -19%
TRIP -18%
AWAY -10%
FB -8%
YY -8%
NFLX -7%
P -2%
YELP -1.5%

Ladies and gents, you may simply purchase this entire basket of securities and forget about it. We are in a bulled up market and the short sellers are weak, very weak, like women at the gym. These short sellers do not belong to live amongst men of industry and speculation. They belong in the sewers, with the rats and the cheese.

HERETO: Social media is the next sector to run!

Fortunes Will be Made

1,254 views

Despite having an IQ higher than 99% of the known world, if you pick a stock that trades down over the next month, you will be considered a complete idiot. Moreover, if you just started investing and pick a stock that trades up by 20% over the next month, you are better than Carl Icahn. After all, Carl has been losing some money on HLF these days, no?

Remember last year when Bill “Mars Attacks” Ack Ack Ackman was utterly retarded long JCP and short HLF? Or, how about David Einhorn and his boneheaded short sales in CMG, GMCR and ATHN?

My favorite is that scoundrel, Martha Stewart. Do you recall what she went for jail for?

The conversation went something like this:

Broker: Hello Martha, long time no speak.

Martha: Hurry up, asshole, I have an empire to maintain.

Broker: Anyways, in between doing my TPS reports, ummkayy, I overheard that Imclone was gonna do really bad soon.

Martha: Get to the point. What do you want from me?

Broker: Umm, I think we should sell it.

Martha: Okay, sell it, goodbye.

For that she got a few years in lesbian prison.

You are familiar with the Gilded Age and how money was made back then, right? We all revere men like Jay Gould and Vanderbilt for amassing fortunes. But did you know it was 100% legal to be CEO of a company and short your own stock? People like Gould made millions by simply hurting their own companies and selling short ahead of that hurt. He’d threaten companies relying on his railroad, short their stock, then repair the relations and make money on the upside.

Today, if you are caught buying 10 contracts on a takeover play for a tip you received at a dinner party, you’re going to ass rape prison for 10 years.

Where’s the justice in that, I beg of your pardon?

Fly Buy: $COH

691 views

I sold off some ANET and started a new position in COH.

THE TURKEY GODS ARE HERE

1,144 views

It’s too late to run away. If you are short the market, there is a better than average chance that you will soon be devoured whole by the Turkey Gods. No one in their right mind sells the market short ahead of National Feast. So in a way, your demise is a convenient exercise in Darwinism, weeding out the chaff from the wheat (extra Bible).

Listen here lads: you are living through the best bull market the world has ever seen. That’s right: you, my friend, are an imbecile of the first order for missing out on it. Now, let’s not get carried away and start calling each other names. I only meant to scold you so that you wouldn’t get scalded later.

Alas,’tis been a hard year for ordinary speculators, such as ourselves. The tape has been wrought with danger and cataclysmic downside action. If you weren’t careful about the shares you’ve invested in, you could’ve easily Bill Cosby’d yourself into an untenable position. Luckily for us, there is the community called iBankCoin. Which reminds me, go pick up your WSS report this week, penned by Raul. Unlike the other services, you can simply buy this a la carte.

Where was I? Ah, yes, the importance of community and how it might help you become a better investor.

For one, you can quit haranguing me about the virtues of selling short this market and get to buying something, anything God damn it. Next, when you’re ready to step your game up, join OA, RC, me and hundreds of serious traders inside 12631. Yes, I am plugging our services. Why wouldn’t I?

In summary, the Turkey Gods are here and they are going to peck away at your skulls and eat your brains, douse your body with gravy (no homo) and roast you until your eyes pop out.

Have a good trading day.

OIL DOWN THE DRAIN FOR XMAS

2,110 views

America’s revenge is a dish best served cold. After a decade of war and overpriced crude, The Empire of the Unites Steaks of America watched as her enemies plotted out 30 year budgets around $100 oil. She even encouraged speculators to develop shale oil, to make the ruse convincing.

On this day, on the precipice of National Feast, the carpet is being tugged away from the Sheiks who once flew on it.

Listen to me: 10,000 pins in the head of The House of Saud. 20,000 pins in the head of General Vlad. It’s over fellas. Oil has met its maker and will now resume down the drain, much to the chagrin of the clowns shooting themselves out from cannons at OPEC.

The pendulum is about to shift away from the east to the west again. For every penny gas drops, the American consumer saves $1.1 billion. A new era of wanton consumerism beckons. Everyone gets a Fendi bag. Actually, you better make it a COH.

LULU pants for all women, even the men (extra Macke). An iPhone in every stocking, globally, sans the heathens who keep busy cutting off heads for a living.

The market is in the process of adjusting to this new paradigm, this new affirmation of America’s greatness. While our enemies kept busy sucking each others pants off in their harems, we chequemated them.

Burgers and Lock Ups

1,360 views

Since many of you keep asking me the same questions, I will address them now. So you know, I am actively posting inside of the 12631 trading room throughout the day.

Re: lock up expirations

What am I going to do with GPRO ahead of their lock up expiration, due 12/22?

Honestly, if the stock isn’t over $100 by then, absolutely nothing. You do realize lock up expirations have been occurring since the beginning of time, right? Just because people are permitted to sell doesn’t mean they will. Moreover, I’ve been involved with two previous short squeezes of epic proportions on the very day of the expiration.

Exhibit A: Short Sellers Cry Out For Yelp
Exhibit B: Why Facebook’s Stock Soared on Biggest Lock-up Expiration

Re: The Habit (HABT)

Unlike many of my other stock picks, this is a legitimate long term hold of mine. I believe in these McDonald killers so much, I’ve dedicated to buying this stock, and if Shake Shack comes public, once per month for the next 12–if not more. My first purchase was around $33.5. It ran to $41 and some of you sold to lock in profits. But I never cared about taking profits, due to the minute nature of my position. I am not looking at the share price and will not concern myself with it until December, when I intend to dollar cost average in.

They have about 100 restaurants, growing revenues 50%, year over year. There is enormous upside for this genre, as Americans steer clear of McDonald’s, Burger King and Wendy’s. Americans love their hamburgers and will pack the restaurants of anyone who can make them fast, clean and taste good.

Sell All You Want, I’ll Buy More

1,603 views

I added to YELP and HGG. Good, sell off stocks ahead of National Feast. See if that stops me.

In all seriousness, this week is always a thinly traded one, as people are traveling to visit loved ones. Typically, black Friday is a lot of fun, despite being only a half day. On occasion, we will get a sell off on Cyber Monday, as retail sales have been coming in light in recent years. But that’s not my bet. My play is for a robust retail sales climate that will offer upside surprises. I am basing this assumption off the recent data and of course the decline in oil.

I’d prefer the market to trade up today. However, if you insist on selling, I will simply have to dig deep and buy more. See, I am looking for a 3.5% move in the NASDAQS during the month of December. It’s nothing too outrageous and definitely within the confines of reason. After all, I am a man of ‘extreme caliber’ and reason. Within that 3.5% NASDAQ move, I suspect there will be multiple 10%+ winners. Selfishly, I intend to grab a few of those, then lighten up a little ahead of New Year’s eve.

My largest position, naturally, is GPRO–representing 13% of assets. YELP is almost 10% and everything else is rather modest. Again, I am a reasonable man of ‘extreme caliber’.

Some of you might have big profits and would prefer to mitigate risk ahead of the big question mark of holiday sales. I understand that 100% and would not blame you for wanting to reduce exposure, if sitting on big gains. But most of us mortals out there, who haven’t had the luxury of legalized insider trading (extra Ackman), have been through the meat grinder in 2014. We’re coming down the home stretch now and there isn’t time for hesitation or half assed positions.

In short, I’m not gonna try to figure out what the market is doing this second. I am buying now and hope to harvest bountiful gains five weeks from now. If any of you jackasses have a hard time understanding that the market isn’t the market on a tick by tick basis, you are better off punching holes in donuts than trying to figure out this web of lunacy on a daily basis.

SUPER CHARGED

1,163 views

The economy grew at an annualized rate of 3.9%. Let that sink in for a second as you look over your short positions.

I’ll wait (extra Alf).

On top of that, we are now braced for the easiest year over year holiday sales comps in over a decade. Listen to me, gasoline expenditures are down more than 30% and we are roaring into the year end. Hedge funds are grossly underperforming.

Animal spirits are about to take over (extra Ferguson).

FYI: The good folks from iBC are in day two of a five day free trial for The PPT. Come join us and check out the best investment tool made available to the reader class.

LIVE FROM THE FERGUSON RIOTS (sort of)

1,878 views

I am watching a livestream (embedded in this blog) of the events and now know the citizens of the United States will never be able to mount any sort of assault against our Government Overlords (extra 3x inverse OG). Between all of these undisciplined agitators stopping to Snapchat and Instagram their exploits and enormous fire power on the side of the police, we, the people, are effectively helpless against the government.

Being a status quo type of guy, this appeals to me. However, it is sort of alarming to see the sheer level of helplessness by a very upset and angered segment of the citizenry.

Naturally, the vast majority of these people have no business being in the street and are no more than common thugs. However you might feel about this verdict, know this: when they manage to take away the last of your guns, you will become fish in a barrel. Let’s hope a benign oligarchy continues to rule our empire and we don’t have to ever face them in the open field.

On a side note, GPRO and TWTR were the big winners tonight.



Broadcast live streaming video on Ustream

I Got Your Growth Stocks Right Here

1,544 views

Over the past 5 weeks, the market has simply drifted higher. Most stocks have gone up; but some have, stubbornly, lagged–like a child walking slow amidst frenzied adults. Nevertheless, “The Fly” is here to expose these children and properly scold them for being so slow. Dare I say, these little rascals are the next ones to go?

Social Media Sector and Subsequent 1 month Returns

SALE -22%
TWTR -19%
TRIP -18%
AWAY -10%
FB -8%
YY -8%
NFLX -7%
P -2%
YELP -1.5%

Ladies and gents, you may simply purchase this entire basket of securities and forget about it. We are in a bulled up market and the short sellers are weak, very weak, like women at the gym. These short sellers do not belong to live amongst men of industry and speculation. They belong in the sewers, with the rats and the cheese.

HERETO: Social media is the next sector to run!

Fortunes Will be Made

1,254 views

Despite having an IQ higher than 99% of the known world, if you pick a stock that trades down over the next month, you will be considered a complete idiot. Moreover, if you just started investing and pick a stock that trades up by 20% over the next month, you are better than Carl Icahn. After all, Carl has been losing some money on HLF these days, no?

Remember last year when Bill “Mars Attacks” Ack Ack Ackman was utterly retarded long JCP and short HLF? Or, how about David Einhorn and his boneheaded short sales in CMG, GMCR and ATHN?

My favorite is that scoundrel, Martha Stewart. Do you recall what she went for jail for?

The conversation went something like this:

Broker: Hello Martha, long time no speak.

Martha: Hurry up, asshole, I have an empire to maintain.

Broker: Anyways, in between doing my TPS reports, ummkayy, I overheard that Imclone was gonna do really bad soon.

Martha: Get to the point. What do you want from me?

Broker: Umm, I think we should sell it.

Martha: Okay, sell it, goodbye.

For that she got a few years in lesbian prison.

You are familiar with the Gilded Age and how money was made back then, right? We all revere men like Jay Gould and Vanderbilt for amassing fortunes. But did you know it was 100% legal to be CEO of a company and short your own stock? People like Gould made millions by simply hurting their own companies and selling short ahead of that hurt. He’d threaten companies relying on his railroad, short their stock, then repair the relations and make money on the upside.

Today, if you are caught buying 10 contracts on a takeover play for a tip you received at a dinner party, you’re going to ass rape prison for 10 years.

Where’s the justice in that, I beg of your pardon?

Fly Buy: $COH

691 views

I sold off some ANET and started a new position in COH.

THE TURKEY GODS ARE HERE

1,144 views

It’s too late to run away. If you are short the market, there is a better than average chance that you will soon be devoured whole by the Turkey Gods. No one in their right mind sells the market short ahead of National Feast. So in a way, your demise is a convenient exercise in Darwinism, weeding out the chaff from the wheat (extra Bible).

Listen here lads: you are living through the best bull market the world has ever seen. That’s right: you, my friend, are an imbecile of the first order for missing out on it. Now, let’s not get carried away and start calling each other names. I only meant to scold you so that you wouldn’t get scalded later.

Alas,’tis been a hard year for ordinary speculators, such as ourselves. The tape has been wrought with danger and cataclysmic downside action. If you weren’t careful about the shares you’ve invested in, you could’ve easily Bill Cosby’d yourself into an untenable position. Luckily for us, there is the community called iBankCoin. Which reminds me, go pick up your WSS report this week, penned by Raul. Unlike the other services, you can simply buy this a la carte.

Where was I? Ah, yes, the importance of community and how it might help you become a better investor.

For one, you can quit haranguing me about the virtues of selling short this market and get to buying something, anything God damn it. Next, when you’re ready to step your game up, join OA, RC, me and hundreds of serious traders inside 12631. Yes, I am plugging our services. Why wouldn’t I?

In summary, the Turkey Gods are here and they are going to peck away at your skulls and eat your brains, douse your body with gravy (no homo) and roast you until your eyes pop out.

Have a good trading day.

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