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Former Attorney for George W. Bush, Richard Painter, Says Alt-Right Websites Are Guilty of Treason

The former ethics attorney for the idiot Bush made reference to an article which said the FBI was investigating ‘right wing’ websites — who might’ve been complicit in helping the, err, Russians win the election for their agent — Donald J. Trump. You’ve got to be kidding me with this shit.

A little background on Mr. Painter.

Professor Richard W. Painter received his B.A., summa cum laude, in history from Harvard University and his J.D. from Yale University, where he was an editor of the Yale Journal on Regulation. Following law school, he clerked for Judge John T. Noonan Jr., of the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit and later practiced at Sullivan & Cromwell in New York City and Finn Dixon & Herling in Stamford, Connecticut.

He also writes for Huffington Post — where he shills all day.

His Twitter feed reads like a disjointed Anti-Trump fanatic — hedged by his role inside of the GW Bush administration.

During the campaign, Mr. Painter was an outspoken advocate for Hillary — writing an oped piece in the NY Times saying she was the “only qualified candidate in the race and she should become president.”

“There is little if any evidence that federal ethics laws were broken by Mrs. Clinton or anyone working for her at the State Department in their dealings with the foundation.”

Right (wink, wink).

In short, the media, once again, have been caught trying to be duplicitous with their headlines — painting Painter as a former republican distraught by the presence of Donald Trump in the White House — a conscientious objector, when in fact he’s nothing more than a life long liberal who happened to have a 2 year stint inside of GW’s neocon heavy administration

Fuck off.

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Incompetent Republicans Fail to Agree on Healthcare Bill, Dow Suffers

The problem with politicians, generally speaking, is that they’re not very smart people. Anyone worth anything to society doesn’t go into politics, a craven destination for power hungry mongrels. They go into the private sector and become a business success.

The republicans had eight years to prepare for a new healthcare bill, always bluffing to repeal Obamacare because they knew Obama would never actually allow them to get away with it. Now that the failed GOP have all three branches of power, they’re doing what they do best: fail.

According to sources, the White House gave the Freedom Caucus a final offer — before publicly ameliorating them and casting them out into the cold winds to bruise and perish.

“It’s really in the hands of the members to accept or reject the White House’s offer,” the North Carolina Republican said.

I haven’t the slightest idea if Trumpcare will be better or worse than Obamacare. It should not surprise you when I say that I pay cash for my healthcare, via concierge service, and have zero faith in government to get this right. It is, indelibly, broken and I keep telling myself that the only way to outpace the insane rate of inflation in healthcare is by outpacing it with gains in personal earnings.

Stupidly, the market viewed this as an assault on Trump’s pro growth agenda and sold off as a consequence.

Like I said earlier, we might flounder for a few days; but rest assured, we’ll break out soon enough.

Top and only pick: $WLK

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Wikileaks Reveals CIA’s Nightskies Spyware that Infects ‘Factory Fresh’ iPhones

These people are maniacle sociopaths. Wikileaks is doing a live QnA regarding this new vault7 release that proves the CIA is, essentially, loading iPhones with malware that is able to spy on you, even after a factory reset.

But no, they were never spying on Trump. That’s going to far. These are good guys, right shitlibs?

Today, March 23rd 2017, WikiLeaks releases Vault 7 “Dark Matter”, which contains documentation for several CIA projects that infect Apple Mac Computer firmware (meaning the infection persists even if the operating system is re-installed) developed by the CIA’s Embedded Development Branch (EDB). These documents explain the techniques used by CIA to gain ‘persistence’ on Apple Mac devices, including Macs and iPhones and demonstrate their use of EFI/UEFI and firmware malware.

Among others, these documents reveal the “Sonic Screwdriver” project which, as explained by the CIA, is a “mechanism for executing code on peripheral devices while a Mac laptop or desktop is booting” allowing an attacker to boot its attack software for example from a USB stick “even when a firmware password is enabled”. The CIA’s “Sonic Screwdriver” infector is stored on the modified firmware of an Apple Thunderbolt-to-Ethernet adapter.

“DarkSeaSkies” is “an implant that persists in the EFI firmware of an Apple MacBook Air computer” and consists of “DarkMatter”, “SeaPea” and “NightSkies”, respectively EFI, kernel-space and user-space implants.

Documents on the “Triton” MacOSX malware, its infector “Dark Mallet” and its EFI-persistent version “DerStake” are also included in this release. While the DerStake1.4 manual released today dates to 2013, other Vault 7 documents show that as of 2016 the CIA continues to rely on and update these systems and is working on the production of DerStarke2.0.

Also included in this release is the manual for the CIA’s “NightSkies 1.2” a “beacon/loader/implant tool” for the Apple iPhone. Noteworthy is that NightSkies had reached 1.2 by 2008, and is expressly designed to be physically installed onto factory fresh iPhones. i.e the CIA has been infecting the iPhone supply chain of its targets since at least 2008.

While CIA assets are sometimes used to physically infect systems in the custody of a target it is likely that many CIA physical access attacks have infected the targeted organization’s supply chain including by interdicting mail orders and other shipments (opening, infecting, and resending) leaving the United States or otherwise.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?

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Question to Bears: Do You Feel in Charge?

Flat market at the open, with bounces in banks, biotechs and small caps. Breadth is near 60% and there is an undertone of optimism with today’s movers.

After all, fucking $FEYE is leading the way higher.

Having gone through the emotional fucktitude of being bearish last year, I can tell you it’s a deep rabbit hole filled with fuckheads who should be executed.

I’ll repeat that for you.

Most bears should be rounded up and summarily executed for crimes against the state.

Sure, markets tend to fuck everyone once per decade. But over time, the stock market plods along with population growth. Having said that, there are harrowing demographic shifts taking place in Italy and Japan, as well as many other homosexual laden places in Europe, which is why you should never buy into gay indices. Inherently, they’re anti-growth. If you’re not having babies, you’re not growing. If you’re not growing, you should be executed.

Any questions?

I have all of my money in one chemical stock, $WLK — because I love the stuff. Chemicals and Fly go together like hand in glove. With the industrial might of America resuming the course of hegemony, plastics will explode in growth — alongside building materials. I know exactly what I’m doing and you’ll just have to wait and see.

I have a supreme confidence in markets sky rocketing from here, inside of 5 days. We might flounder for a day or two, feign weakness in order to lure in the catamites. But, rest assured, we will kill them and we won’t take prisoners.

***ALL PRISONERS OF THE STOCK MARKET, FORTHWITH, SHALL BE EXECUTED IN THE CITY SQUARE BY WAY OF PENII GUILLOTINE.***

That is all.

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Goldman Turns Bullish on $FEYE; Stock Surges

Cyber security-fags will be delighted by this call — helping to squeeze some life into the flaccid shares of $FEYE this morning. Out of all the cyber security stocks, Fireeye is easily the worst, having bore the brunt of an unbelievable sell off from its IPO highs just a few years ago.

But an analyst who goes by the name of Gabriela Borges from Goldman Sachs thinks all of that is about to change. She upgraded the stock and increased her target by 50% from $10 to $15.

“Street 2017 product revenue and billings estimates have been materially reset, with mix shift to recurring revenue occurring faster than we expected, and increased detail on the pricing model for Helix. We believe the introduction of Helix, an advanced analytics platform, addresses many of FireEye’s previous challenges by reducing total cost of ownership (TCO) by 33-50%, and streamlining the company’s go-to-market under its new head of sales. As the new model comes into focus, we expect more consistent execution and FCF generation. Since being added to Americas Sell List on 11/22/16, FEYE is -12% vs. S&P 500 +7%.”

Shares are soaring in the pre-market and should provide succor for other security plays like $FTNT, $CYBR and $PANW.

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Hysteria on the Left Over Russia Has Reached a Fevered Pitch

We first need to remember where this all started — nearly a hundred years ago Trotsky was exiled from Russia; he packed his bags and headed for Mexico to start what is known today as the neocon movement. Their stated goal was to spread a brand of government via military means — remaining in a state of revolution at all times. They are, essentially, communists masquerading as capitalists and they co-opted the republican party. Today, the children of the original neocons, like Bill Kristol, have hard-ons for Russia — because it’s in their blood. They can’t help themselves.

Now the left were always fans of the Soviet Union — because communism appealed to them. If you recall, Ted Kennedy actually reached out to the Russians in the 80’s to broker a deal with them in exchange for their help in undermining Reagan. It failed and Reagan ended up being the best leader since JFK.

But ever since communism ended in Russia, the left have been very sore with them and have merged ideologies with the neocons to foment strife with them. Events transpiring in the Ukraine was the first excuse for these sleeper cells in our government to activate — trying to lure Putin into an escalation. When Putin went into Syria, to defend his only deep water port in the Mediterranean and take out ISIS, who we armed and permitted to run wild about the region, we had Turkey shoot down their fighter jet followed by Secretary Kerry requesting that we send troops into Syria to support the ‘rebels’ — who were/are terrorists.

When John Podesta’s emails were released, it was a massive embarrassment to the DNC and Hillary Clinton. Rumors of a child-pedo ring were running rampant and weird things started to happen — such as the death of Seth Rich. Following Trump’s victory, this narrative that Russia somehow hacked Podesta’s emails and then delivered them to Wikileaks was energized to the tenth degree by the mercenary media, neocons, and the left. They’ve been using this feeble and easy to disprove narrative to undermine President Trump — because he represents everything the establishment hates. They’re impugning the honor and integrity of a military giant, one with advanced nuclear weaponry — because their childish behavior demands it.

Would you want your son drafted into a war to fight and die in Moscow because John “I don’t need pizza now” Podesta’s email box was hacked? Get the fuck out of here with these lunatics.

I clipped this from the Russian ‘echo-chamber’ Infowars — who did a good job documenting some of the more outlandish statements made by the left — regarding Russia. These are not the actions and words of stable people.

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The Good Guys Are Winning Again; Stocks Are About to Bust Loose

Well, Exodus trials have ended on a monumental day. I want you to think about what just transpired.

Trump’s claims of CIA/NSA wiretappings were confirmed as true, according to Rep. Nunes.

Exodus flagged its first OS signal in 9 long months, literally long enough to have a baby.

Not only was the baby born before hundreds of free trial grifters, it will also mark the exact bottom in the market on a short term basis. Over the past 36 mos, this signal has proven to be correct at an 86% win rate clip — with a holding period of 5 days.

This is a very rare event, one that you do not truly appreciate. The gravity of today shall forever be etched in the sands of iBC time, as I weave my story from space alien magician to kingmaker into a sojourn philanthropic excellence and to my final trip down the glorious road of local militia leader, warlord, Princeton division.

Futures are cruising higher in the after hours and the grounds of war have been prepared.

Lastly, the former boyfriend of the owner of Comet Ping Pong pizza, known to you for pizzagate, David Brock, had a fucking heart attack today.

Listen to me, these events are not by happenstance and I’ve seen the designs that prelude extreme winship hundreds of times in my money management career.

Prepare for extreme winship of profound proportions. The good guys have retaken the initiative, boiling the enemies who surround them dead.

Disclosure: 100% long $WLK.

NOTE: thank you for taking the Exodus free trial. I hope you enjoyed your stay and will consider joining our ranks shortly.

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4D Chess Alert: Rep. Nunes Confirms Trump Transition Team Was Under ‘Incidental’ Surveillance

Chairman of the United States House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, Devin Nunes, disclosed in a press briefing today that intelligence documents confirm that Trump and his team were victims to ‘incidental’ surveillance, both before and after the elections.

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Rep. Nunes, said he was  ‘alarmed’ by these new facts and would discuss them with his colleague, Rep. Schiff. What of extreme interest to note is the fact that the intelligence, according to Nunes, was of the foreign varietal — which then later made its way into American intelligence briefings. Several weeks ago, White House press secretary, Sean Spicer, suggested that British Intelligence (GCHQ) had been asked by President Obama to spy on Trump, as a way around American surveillance laws.

Sean Spicer said his source for the GCHQ claim was none other than Judge Napolitano, who was recently suspended by Fox was pushing the narrative.

Judge Nap’s source was former intelligence official, Larry Johnson, who said in an interview on CNN: “when Donald Trump tweeted what he did on Saturday two weeks ago, the next day I was interviewed on Russia Today. Now I had known about the fact that the British, through GCHQ, were passing information through back channels. This was not being done at the direction of Barack Obama, let’s be clear about that. But it was being done with the full knowledge of people like [former CIA director] John Brennan and [former Director of National Intelligence] Jim Clapper. And I had been told this by two different people I know within the intelligence community in January. They were very concerned about this because they saw it as an unfair meddling into politics. But it was a way to get around the issue of American intelligence agencies not collecting.”

Nunes during presser:

“I have seen intelligence reports that clearly show that the president-elect and his team were, I guess, at least monitored,” Nunes told reporters.

“It looks to me like it was all legally collected, but it was essentially a lot of information on the president-elect and his transition team and what they were doing.”

“I want to be clear, none of this surveillance was related to Russia or the investigation of Russian activities or of the Trump team,”

Reporter: ‘Do you think right now the NSA was spying on Trump during transition?”

Nunes: (audible laughter) “I guess that all depends on one’s definition of spying…”

I guess the only question to ask now is, will they apologize to Trump and lift Judge Nap’s suspension?

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Here is the Photo of the ‘Lone Wolf’, Asian Male, Who Committed the ‘Isolated’ Terror Attack in London Today

The Telegraph was reporting that an ‘asian male’ had committed the attacks in London today, which killed 4 and injured 20.

Witnesses describe ‘Asian guy’ in his 40s carrying eight-inch long knife
Witnesses described seeing a middle-aged man carrying a knife and running. Jayne Wilkinson said:

“We were taking photos of Big Ben and we saw all the people running towards us, and then there was an Asian guy in about his 40s carrying a knife about seven or eight inches long.

“And then there were three shots fired, and then we crossed the road and looked over. The man was on the floor with blood.

“He had a lightweight jacket on, dark trousers and a shirt. He was running through those gates, towards Parliament, and the police were chasing him.”

Here’s a first look at the Chinese guy who committed these acts of terrorism. Nice beard. How very mandarin of him.


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Independent, UK reported it was a middle aged ‘Asian man’ — because they’re crazy.

Security sources described the suspected assailant as a middle-aged Asian man, who is understood to have left the car before attacking a police officer with a seven-to-eight inch knife.


An eyewitness who saw the events unravel, recalls the scene.

“We heard a loud bang and screaming and then I noticed some smoke. I thought it was a car crash,” Frazer Clarke, 25, from Burton-on-Trent, told the Press Association.

“I looked towards the front gate and people were running, a police officer and a fellow coming to the gate with two knives.
“He was stabbing the police officer with the knives.

“The police officer was stumbling and fell on the floor. Another police officer walked toward the guy with the knives and shot him twice.

“Then people started shouting at us to get inside. Time stood still and I was shocked.”

The “French” rejoice.

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