When I was a boy, there was a mentally ill man who used to torment all of the kids as they made their way to school. He’d drop gallons of milk from the 7th floor of the stairwell I used (I was on the 2nd fl). He made a whistling sound to accompany the ‘milk bomb’, as he unleashed a milky hell onto us unsuspecting kids. After he was finished drenching us with milk, he’d scream out at the top of his lungs “MAYONNAISE”, then he proceeded to the roof where he’d balance himself on the ledge, whilst throwing whole watermelons onto the pavement below. I swear to you everything that I just said is a true story.
Well today the bears were those innocent school children, trying to be punctual and shit–making their way down the stairwell– until gallons of lemonade came screaming down onto their heads.
It’s all over people. Don’t even try to short this market, for it wants higher.
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