iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Live Here, No?

All big man in Moscow owns condo in Monaco. We pay all cash money for villa on beach and visit when weather in Russian Federation is fucked. Our women wears mink coats and big diamonds when we visit symphony.

If you want to live here and have big diamonds, you should buy QIWI and YNDX, yes?

Vladimir Putin makes Ukraine pay cash money for gas or else they freeze like sausage in snow.

Russian banks are very safe and there is big opportunity in ruble. Don’t listen to American lies and propaganda.

The cold war is only cold because you don’t have mink hat, no? Maybe you should make some more money and then you warm up on coast of Monaco.

Now listen to good music and eat caviar.

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17 comments

  1. clegger_2000

    I from Ukraine! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzLtF_PxbYw

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  2. Dr. Fly

    I sold out PACD

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  3. BlueStar: Contrarian Investor
    BlueStar: Contrarian Investor

    AAPL cap is bigger than the market cap of all of Russia. No brainer.

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  4. vandamme

    Fly check out Brazil too (Brasil)

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  5. skimaker

    NDRM is up in after hours……

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  6. it is showtime

    Copper & Junk (a tad) higher in the cliff diving group

    But LUMMMBERRRR. Looks like it’s joining in

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  7. speerothekid

    Russian Fly. might be my new favorite character

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  8. jpmorgains

    Instantly the words are heard in a Russian accent in my head whilst reading.

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  9. og

    Blew out my account holding TUBE into earnings. Sigh.

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  10. alf44

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    FLY- 0151

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    You can’t make this shit up !!!

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    A few weeks ago we bought a … 2013 … “gently used” …. “sleeper” … “rocket sled” !!!

    This car will flat-ass FLY …

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    Got the tags for it today !!!

    Appropriately … YEP !!!

    See above …

    (not special order “vanity plates”)

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    When I saw the plates … I could NOT HELP but smile a bit !!!

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  11. Dr. Fly

    I am everywhere Alf, omnipresent

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