iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Literally No Nothing At All

The last post was intended to serve as a litmus test for minimum IQ required to visit this site. From time to time, I purposely post incendiary subject matters in order to gauge reader IQ. You have failed me again. Big surprise.

As such, a new era of massive culling has begun. The good folks at iBankCoin will start a campaign to ‘cleanse’ this site of its lower tier person, expelling them from our quarters in order to preserve the sanctity and respectability of its reader class.

Even in the lowest of places, such as the ‘coal room’ on the Titanic, passengers were required to behave in a certain manner, else the captain of the boat would kick them off the ship–catapulting them into the snow caps near the arctic. As fate would have it, the good captain was so busy banning these mongrels from his ship, playing with the human catapult, that he ended up sinking the whole lot.

The market is soft. The dollar is strong. I am still up for the day.

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9 comments

  1. Dr. Fly

    And yes, I spelt no wrong on purpose. But you didn’t even notice.

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    • Trent J

      I did notice but wouldn’t dare correct you, for I like my head attached to my shoulders.

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  2. traderconfessions

    incendiary. Must have been part of the test.

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  3. jersey whale

    I was too terrified to comment on the misspelling

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    • pyromonoxide

      lol, anywhere else on the internet a misspelling brings out the trolls, here a misspelling is a sign to duck!

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    • UncleBuccs

      I’m hearing rumors that PPT Exodus is going to be an exclusive affair in which prospective members must apply, and then be scrutinized by the iBC board of directors (there really is one) before acceptance.

      It will be embarrassing for those rejected, but surely they will be allowed to reapply upon proving they’ve made adequate progress in improving their person?

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  4. gapfiller

    Consider whether the tale of the Titanic is cautionary, good sir. Perhaps the distraction of identifying and catapulting ne’er do wells is what caused the unsinkable ship to hit the iceberg and be destroyed.

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  5. budh

    a Nebraska football player was asked what the “N” on his helmet stood for.
    ans., Naw-ledge.

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