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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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LOOK AT ME: DO I APPEAR TO BE SCARED?

I told you to get inside of the oil barrel with me. Oil posted a strong month for February and steps into March a new man, a man whose mother was just killed by a wild octopus and now traveling the seven seas armed with a fucking harpoon.

HERETO: “The Fly’s” been doing this shit for so long his veins are solidified, flowing with the coldest of bloods. None of this shit bothers me, since I know, without a shadow of a doubt, my God given skills with eventually grace me with unchecked profit and unbounded winship.

Very soon I expect to roll down Wall Street, in a 1980’s stretched limousine, throwing jumping jacks out from the back seat at all of the pikers outside.

I AM FUCKING BUILT FOR THIS SHIT, WAR PROVEN, SUPER-CHARGED AND DIABOLICALLY DESIGNED TO FUCK YOU UP.

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12 comments

  1. J Adabese (your pen pal)
    J Adabese (your pen pal)

    FIG…Indeud.

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  2. clegger_2000

    Nice old school; also “Cold Rock a Party”;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6S81ZIAHAo0

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  3. mackypinky

    If we got into a fistfight i would probably win. Just sayin..

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  4. ironbird

    Monday we get the creepy Uncle Cheeseburger with a Quickie in the morning. Hard to believe we tank on such a glorious day. Then comes Tuesday.

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  5. Quality Control Inferno
    Quality Control Inferno

    Love the DGAF, I’m going to win attitude. That’s what we need in these halls from everyone, not just Dr. Fly. We need this mindset so we can rape the market. March and April are going to provide ample opportunity for epic winship go get your mind right, get your bankroll right, and get ready to steamroll this market.

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  6. jersey whale

    Les Grossman is getting a lot of play here today, I like it

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  7. djmarcus

    No slices of pizza to the face? You’re getting soft in your old age, pal.

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  8. esquared

    I went from 40 to 80% long oil names through the course of the week. Feeling exposed, but a good kind of exposed.

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  9. jpmorgains

    Less Grossman pic is awesome.

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  10. gappingandyapping

    That was such a great time when people actually talked to each other instead of were glued to their phones.

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  11. doubleplus

    Holy shit – MC Lyte. Now I’m interested a little bit.

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