I am going to take your horses and turn them into unicorns. I will scratch the land that you walk on and make large corn plants appear. I shall climb mountains and urinate on your head.
I am “The O Man.”
I know I can, take a tin hat and turn it into a bank loan. I have powers of enchantment that will make you cut your cocks off and dive into large vats of Chinese chicken.
I am “The O Man.”
The stock market is down because Wall Street CEO’s are in planes. I have a plan that will amaze. I will, I know I will take large loans and make the economy grow. The cock you cut off will magically reappear, once I get done kicking the Taliban’s derriere.
I am “The O Man. I am “The O Man.” Oh boy, Sir Lancelot, I am “The O Man.”
See ya later.
UPDATE: I’m Back.
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