I am going to take your horses and turn them into unicorns. I will scratch the land that you walk on and make large corn plants appear. I shall climb mountains and urinate on your head.
I am “The O Man.”
I know I can, take a tin hat and turn it into a bank loan. I have powers of enchantment that will make you cut your cocks off and dive into large vats of Chinese chicken.
I am “The O Man.”
The stock market is down because Wall Street CEO’s are in planes. I have a plan that will amaze. I will, I know I will take large loans and make the economy grow. The cock you cut off will magically reappear, once I get done kicking the Taliban’s derriere.
I am “The O Man. I am “The O Man.” Oh boy, Sir Lancelot, I am “The O Man.”
See ya later.
UPDATE: I’m Back.
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words to live by for sure
Cut him some slack.
beautiful
I voted for The O Man.
I make fun of everyone. I chide him for his naivete.
And to think I thought you chided him for his hatred of Wall Street and Capitalism.
“I voted for The O Man”
Idiot
One-liners on the O-man:
Make all the pretty speeches you want, you can’t talk your way through math class.
What’s the use of saying the emperor has no clothes, when everyone praises his nakedness?
Remember what the last smooth-talking brutha did to Han Solo?
Soon we’ll all be workin’ for Uncle Sambo. (I’ve just offended myself).
Cheeseflies:
Better than Grandpa Munster and the fucking Dogsledder.
If it makes you feel any better, I hate all politicians. I only voted for The O Man because it was funny.
Me too. But, I doubt he’s naive. He has a lot of class and a healthy world view. The days of rule by force and intimidation as an expedient alternative to diplomacy have past.
Funny, but the boys on the corner understand that showing respect even when unnecessary pays in the long run. But W with all his family’s $ & connection never got it.
Good ridance
I actually tried to figure this out. Got lost around “unicorns”.
Couple more months of these shenanigans he will be known as the O shit man.
That poetry looked a bit third tier. Me thinks the Fly drinketh until he drunketh.
What, you don’t like my poem?
DAMN IT!!!!!!!!! (kicking + screaming)
Now I will burden you all with nightly “The O Man” poems, until I get it right.
I believe the use of ‘large corn plants’ is a recurring utopian theme in most of the truly great poems..
Jake, fwiw, Citi raised TSO target to $17 tonight. 🙂
Fly:
I like you, you’re very amusing and witty. I like the way you trade.
But seriously, my estimation has gone down three notches voting for the O’man.
You DIDN’T have to freaking vote!!!!!! You could have stayed this one out like you’re doing with bank stocks.
” Na I’m not going to trade bank stocks because I don’t know what the fuck is going on in that space”.
Pity you didn’t use the same thinking with voting.
Apologize to us all and feel better for it.
J
My vote does not matter. I do not believe in the theory that we live in a participatory democracy.
“The O Man” was anointed. He was not elected.
All I can say is we’re at least fucked through term 1. He’ll be re-elected just because he’s black and he’s making history. I’m not racist, just saying.
remember kids, when 55% of white people vote for john mccain, its racism
when 95% of african-americans vote for a black man its a beautiful story
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Presidential_Election_2008#Voter_demographics
You’re right Mike, Syria, Iran, Hamas, Hezbollah, etc., are assholes because we don’t respect them. Give them a little love and we can all enjoy rainbows and unicorns, at least while our heads are still attached to our bodies.
Geez. Talk about a walking/talking definition of naive.
The world is a nasty brutal place and the people who say they want to kill you really do want to kill you, and their desire has nothing to do with us not respecting them.
In fact, you disrespect them when you assume their motives and behavior are nothing more than a product of U.S. foreign policy.
They have beliefs and values that are completely incompatible with western civilization, and they would like nothing better than to destroy the west. Yes, they are delusional, but their hate of the west is real. Their desire for a global caliphate is genuine. And their willingness to die for those beliefs, values and goals is unquestioned.
In that part of the world, talking or negotiating is a sign of weakness, not strength, and they see nothing but weakness in this administration.
Dude is in office 5 wks. Let’s give him a minute.
When did the guy take office? Let’s have a little patience.
HOLD ON!
It’s not him. It’s the whole system. He is merely an instrument.
Give him a minute to do what? Put the final touches on the medieval skull-fucking that he’s delivering to my country? No thanks. Give him a minute… I’ll give him a minute to get the fuck out of the White House so the grown-ups can fix his mess. Give him a minute… Fucking retard…
I’ll be right here, waiting.
The “O” man cometh.. Fly ya a poet and O nly you know it..
He’s an instrument all right; a fucking meat whistle. Sure he’s not the only one responsible for the carnage, but sure is doing his damnedest to drive what’s left of this economy into the shitter. Amateur asshats have no place “experimenting” in this swirling vortex of doom.
When O puts you to the test, nothing cures Junk Spread’s heart like time time love and tenderness.
he will be attacked..shot at…etc..when this BS plan fails…then let the riots begin.
I even had friggin’ charts in my videos foretelling this shit. Dig the witchraft, bitches! Boo!
I wonder if 95% of the “darker skin than average”-American had voted for Michael Bolton if they’d be deemed racist..
“are my methods unsound ……Willard?….”
“Frankly, …I don’t see any method at all…..Sir”
“The Woods are lovely, dark, and deep,
But I have promises to keep,
and many miles before I sleep.”
What R. Frost meant was the Market is lovely, dark and deep. When you are banking coin it is lovely, when the “O” man takes it over it will be dark and we will all be sucked deep into its vortex.
but for now, I must sleep.
Congrats on the PPT Snr. Tropicana
Obama is pals with Bill Ayers and Reverend Wright and ACORN and other radicals. He has no clue about economics – all of this so called plan is not coming from him – he is just the salesman hired by those behind the scenes. I have no sympathy for these aholes who run for office – tough cookies if they crash and burn. Did anyone notice his words recently when he referred to the full power of “my office”?
We’d be so much better off had McCain and Palin been elected. Oh, the humanity! How could we have missed that voting opportunity?
They understood the economy so well, and had both intellectual giftedness and rigorous education needed to solve these complex problems!
Daily I grieve the loss.
Ron Paul 2012
Ron Paul 1712
There once was an agitator from Chi-Town,
Whose skin was a light shade of off-brown,
He hoodwinked the masses,
Of dumbfucks and asshats,
Then cemented his status as ass-clown…
I’ll be here all week…
Its Pelosi and Reid that are throwing him under the bus.
After winning he has become much more centrist.
But he can’t escape the machine that helped him.
Just as Clinton had to piss off his own party to be effective – we’ll see what he can do
#
Dude is in office 5 wks. Let’s give him a minute.
February 25th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
# Axl Says:
When did the guy take office? Let’s have a little patience.
#
HOLD ON!
It’s not about “time”, you idiots. It’s about actions. You could be in office for an hour and fuck up totally.
He’s fucked up. He’s trying to re-institute big government and it will NOT work.
that’s why the stock market is down here. Every time he speaks the market falters.
+1 ottnott
I laughed, not chuckled, out loud.
Moobs,
The benefit of a McCain/Palin administration wouldn’t have been their financial or monetary genius; it would have been the seizing of the power of the Veto Pen. I can assure you the behemoth that Obama signed off on recently, effectively fucking our long-term future both economically and societally, would have been “returned to sender” under McCain.
Haha J said he voted for the O man.
You read the drudge report and probably worship Limbaugh. Dont try to pull off the lie you voted for Obama.
Also J seems to know everything. The only person in the world that might know more then him is the diety many of the people like J worship. His name is ::gasp::Rush Limbaugh. He knows everything. His opinoin is important.
J,
You’re speakin’ “truth to power”, dude.
Now choose: either die in the Vacuum of Space, or…tell me how good you thought my poem was.
ARTHUR DENT:
What’s that!?
FORD PREFECT:
Well…if we’re lucky it’s just the Vogons come to throw us into space.
ARTHUR DENT:
And if we’re unlucky…?
FORD PREFECT:
If we’re unlucky the Captain might want to read us some of his poetry first.
NARRATOR:
Vogon poetry is, of course, the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet-master, Grunthos the Flatulent, of his poem ‘Ode to a Small Lump Of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning’, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos was reported to have been “disappointed” by the poem’s reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve – book epic entitled ‘My Favourite Bath-time Gurgles’, when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save humanity, leapt straight up through his neck, and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator, Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, in the destruction of the planet Earth. Vogon Poetry is mild by comparison, and when the Vogon Captain began to read, it provoked this reaction from Ford Prefect:
Scene 9: Int. Vogon Spaceship Bridge.
FORD PREFECT:
[Screams]
THE BOOK:
And this from Arthur Dent:
ARTHUR DENT:
[Horrible screams]
VOGON CAPTAIN:
“Oh freddled gruntbuggly…”
ARTHUR DENT:
[Blood-curdling screams]
FORD PREFECT:
[Awful screams]
VOGON CAPTAIN:
“…thy micturations are to me, as purdled gabbleblotchitson lurgid bee.”
ARTHUR DENT:
[Ghastly screams]
FORD PREFECT:
[Suffering screams]
VOGON CAPTAIN:
“Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes…”
ARTHUR DENT:
[Dreadful screams]
FORD PREFECT:
[ Agonised screams]
VOGON CAPTAIN:
“And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, for I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don’t!”
ARTHUR DENT:
[Terrible screams]
FORD PREFECT:
[ Horrendous screams]
ARTHUR DENT:
Aghhh. Ahhhhh.
FORD PREFECT:
Ahhhh. Aghhhh.
VOGON CAPTAIN:
So, Earthlings, I present you with a simple choice. I was going to throw you straight out into the empty blackness of space to die horribly and slowly, but there is one way, one simple way, in which you may save yourselves. Now think very carefully… for you hold your very lives in your hands! Now choose: either die in the Vacuum of Space, or –
[Dramatic chord, then several not-so-dramatic chords]
VOGON CAPTAIN:
…tell me how good you thought my poem was.
http://www.clivebanks.co.uk/THHGTTG/THHGTTGradio1.htm
I don’t blame Obama, or his crew. These folks are deer in headlights, and that truck has been rolling down a mountain for awhile. Do nothing, and the shitstorm hits. Do something, and the shitstorm hits. Anyone in his position would at least attempt something to save a little face.
Obama was clearly the better choice. He is intelligent and comprehends shit. McCain was half dead and that idiot Palin would have fucked up something while in office.
Obama is our best chance of regaining our greatness that was the U.S of A.
I cant believe the shit we had to go throu the last 8 years. I am so happy we have the right man in office now. The people voted.
Pete,
You read the Huffington Compost and probably worship at the altar of Rachel Maddow cock.
I love Obama!! Now where’s my mother fucken check at?
Pete,
Isn’t it past your bedtime? I don’t suffer brain-dead Communists, such as yourself, well at all. Please check your stupidity at the door…
Actually I dont go to Huffington. I like getting my news from sites that are not BIASED.
The second you say you read drudge or say I get my news from FOX, I know your standing.
People who make up there mind before knowing the facts are FTL. It isnt about taking sides. Which the last 8 years was about. Its about going in the right direction.
If you get ur news from Drudge or Huffington. You go down a notch.
Haha. Its ok pal. Dont be angry. We are all freinds on the internet no matter what side we are on.
Dude,
You mean the check debited from your bank account? It was sent to Pete. Now he can finally buy that new Guitar Hero game they got on clearance down at the local Circuit City. His mom will be so happy to have him back down in the basement and out of her hair…
Sigh, I hate getting into these political bitch wars. If no one will stand up for Obama then I will. Someones gotta stop the bashing.
I voted for him and for his 1st month he is doing a kickass job.
Rasmussen poll has 34 % saying plan will help economy and 32 % saying NO! Poll has 39% strongly favoring Obama and 25% strongly disagreeing with him and the gap is closing.
Actually I dont go to Huffington. I like getting my news from sites that are not BIASED (like CBS, NBC, MSNBC, ABC, PBS, NPR, or one of the other non-biased “site”).
The second you say you read Olbermann Digest or say I get my news from The Daily Show, I know your standing.
Junk spread,
I apologize, this whole wealth re-distribution this is still new to me. Have a fun with the Guitar Hero Pete. My son loves his.
Fly your spot on, the O is a puppet and he did get anointed not elected, nothing against him, it’s just a popularity contest. The whole system is a joke. The people were and will continue to get manipulated, too include politics in the future, whoever it maybe.
Later
Fly, your the shit!!!!
Anon,
Remember, Rasmussen polls your average American. I hate to break it to those like Pete, but your average American has the intellect of 5th grader. When even the guy who can’t figure out how to zip up his jacket looks like Art Laffer pitted up against Obama, you know the guy is either a damn moron or a populist ideologue. Or both…
Stimulate me beotchez.
National debt at $10.8 trillion …..soon to be $15 trillion. Interest payment is currently $450 billion and will increase proportionately as debt increases – it will be one of the highest parts of the budget and will be borrowed every year …..Ponzi style. The interest will then be added to the debt and it will continue to grow to the sky.
Pete has the “stimulator”. You can use it after he’s “finished”…
<3 junk spread. I am your freind. Its ok pal. You dont have to try to bash me into silence.
Pete,
You’re the only one around her man enough to defend the wrong side of an argument. Recant and your demise shall be swift and relatively painless.
If the dollar crashes, it means the world votes no confidence on Obama and you really will need your guns.
Fiat currency is gay…
Leave Pete alone.
The GOP are even dumber than the dems.
Fiat is near bankruptcy – just another auto when we don’t need the excess capacity.
THIS IS THE ONLY THING,THAT MAKES ANY SENSE TO ME!
http://paul.kedrosky.com/WindowsLiveWriter/MoreontheTigerWoodsEconomicUpturn_C205/tiger-3_2.jpg
On your sign up page Fly refers to people who sign up for one month as Pikers, ie. a cheap person. That definition would include service providers who use paypal only; cheap fucks who don’t want to pay any fees, thereby cutting others out of the loop. I am a rich person and use American Express, not paypal.
Anyway, my bank paid my paypal check on the 22nd. You have not activated my account, but hold my measly 250 bucks for an extra day of interest. That works out to 7/10th of a penny. Now that is not Piker, that is Piker motherfucker.
asshole.
That’s not my fucking fault, it’s paypal. I fucking emailed you and sent you instructions. Don’t piss me off.
How’s that for customer service?
Mama,
You’ll make that up in two shake of a horny toad’s dick with Fly’s “service”. Wait’ll you get a load of his time masheen! Personally, I think you should just wire the money to Woodshedder for some pro-league advice.
Ha! Clearly Fly fears no competition for his “products” or “services”. He sounds just like the “woman” down at the Taco Bell with the neatly groomed mustache who is charged with absorbing my bat-shit rants when they fuck up my bean burrito (“How many times do I have to say it. NO FUCKING ONIONS!”). Now that’s customer service.
Fly are you doing your DD on SFLY
pretty funny for a douchebag.
I havent watched Cramer in some time. Watching it now. Wow, I’m feeling bad watching this thing. People are calling in on the AM I DIVERSIFIED segment. You’ve got dudes who own RIMM, GM (gasp!), GOOG, IBM… the list goes on… as INVESTMENTS, and Cramer “blesses” the portfolio. Jesus. This guy is literally killing these people. You know these poor mom-and-pop folks are going to lose it all.
And there’s the Cramer clown telling people to buy these stupid stocks for the long-run.
It’s heart-wrenching.
Heart-wrenching, Phil? What’s heart-wrenching is me having to pay for Fly’s mortgage due to Obama’s fuckery. Now I’ll have to take the other side of the trade’s put on by the homo’s taking Cramer’s sage advice just to meet my obligation. Heart-wrenching indeed!
Junk,
The Obama clown rape is something we cant change. We bend over and get railed. Call it the Uncle Sam push-from-behind.
But this Cramer joker IS something that can be changed. This fucker should be shut down. He’s a total fucking farse. He just chases momentum stocks and impirically underperforms the SP-500. It’s all very sad and revolting.
Las Vegas bankruptcy superfecta, pick the right order of filing and I’m sure FLY will give you 3 free months of PPT
MGM
Harrah’s
LVS
BYD
The actual video is much funnier if you understand from where it was taken. It’s a scene from Zoolander when they are all well paid models and at the end of this particular scene they end up at a gas station where they douse each other with gasoline like a bunch of homos in the Yankee Candle store and kill one another. Both versions seem to have the same ending. Indeud.
hmmm
Do I know you?
Fuck does that mean, queen?
Au contraire (or some other such bullshit), Phil. The Obama “‘ol poop chute in and out” IS something we can change. He can ousted from power if enough grown-up vote him out. Cramer is something we can do nothing about. As long as he garners viewers, CNBC will continue to keep him on the dole. We must adapt to seeing his Lenin-esque mug float across our TeeVee screens until such time as his useful idiocy expires…
Whew, well, I just got done reading that entire mess of a thread and I have only one comment- I sure am glad Pete and DT are on Fly’s side and Dogwood and Junk Spread are on mine.
Well played, gentlemen.
Happy Lent everyone.
Where is Boomer? Mr. Lenten himself.
The only guy I like to watch is Jeff Macke. That guy is so fucking negative and skeptical.
Everytime that stupid pony tail guy starts pumping a dead semi or a retarded oil stock Mache just goes off about how fucked and worthless the companies are. hehehehe
You dont see a lot of shoot-from-the-hip guys on TV anymore. Macke’s golden.
(Ward) Wally, Who was driving the fucking car when it crashed? (Wally) I have to tell the truth, it was Eddie Haskell……..
That asshat Bush was driving daddy’s car, and put us all in the ditch. (just ‘sayin) We’ll just let the O Man push it out, so someone else can drive her home again!
Boomer will no longer be able to assist you in your efforts to justify voting for a documented far(thest) left socialist Congresscritter because People Magazine informed you he was “the smaht one,” or you were bored or whatever.
Boomer has given up communism for Lent.
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“That asshat Bush was driving daddy’s car, and put us all in the ditch. (just ’sayin) We’ll just let the O Man push it out, so someone else can drive her home again!”
I give up with you fucking people. I haven’t the strength to dumb down my retort so you fat-crayon using imbeciles can understand it. Y’all go fuck yerselves.
“Boomer will no longer be able to assist you in your efforts to justify voting for a documented far(thest) left socialist Congresscritter because People Magazine informed you he was “the smaht one,” or you were bored or whatever.”
Classic, Jake. Good show, sir.
The credit crisis would have been averted, providing the DOGSLEDDER and Grandpa Munster were in office.
Fucking ideologues.
For the Beaver fan:
Dow losses since Obama Nov ’08 election: 2500 points
Dow losses since the Pelosi-Reid Nov ’06 election: 5000 points
Pay attention to who is driving this shit off the cliff. Hint- it’s not the free market advocates.
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Whew, gotta admit you’ve got a strong argument there, Fly.
It’s pretty evident that given McCain’s age, and Palin’s husband’s penchant for dog sledding, that they would’ve taken the country on the same Nancy Pelosi-inspired trip down Leninist lane.
I don’t know why I didn’t just throw up my hands and vote for the handsome young socialist instead!
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Heck, all this good solid logical argument has me reconsidering Pete’s argument that if only we showed these radical jihadis some Aretha RESPECT, they’d immediately drop all fatwas against the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and other infidel Western affronts to Allah inshallah.
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Four unanswered posts in a row would have indicated an unhealthy compulsiveness. We wouldn’t want any of Fly’s readers hauled off for involuntary observation by the shrinks. The count is now reset.
I am astounded by the idiocy of this board. The fact that you are so delusional in the political arena tells me that you are inept in understanding the market dynamics, therefore, probably continuously lose money.
Fly, I am disappointed that you are afraid to admit that you voted for O for the right reasons.
After 8 years of rape, yes RAPE of our country by a team of fascists who called themselves republicans ( real republicans should be revolting for the damage to their reputation by these rapist).
These cocksuckers deregulated, outsorced, leveraged like no other “party” in the history of this proud country for the benefit of .02% of population-the inner circle. As a result, Obama is faced with the largest avalanche of deleverage known to man and he has two options: Let the avalanche run its course and drive our country into prolonged, deep depression worse than 1930’s or throw as much money at it in an effort to combat deflationary forces brought about from deleveraging and wealth destruction ($17Trillion so far).
Blaming him for being placed in front of this avalanche is purely IDIOTIC. Now, I won’t go as far as say that I am impressed with his actions but I am by far more pleased with him in the office than a very old man with a stewardess/waitress (sarah palin) running our country, not to mention the devil himself, Senator Gramm, as the economic advisor.
So, stand the fuck back and give O and his team some room to breathe and PRAY very hard that he manages to achieve some asset reflation before our country falls 70 years back in time.
One thing that HAS to happen before there is any hope of recovery; banks have to be taken over and lending has to resume, until then, the flickering hope of recovery is getting dimmer by each passing day.
On a different subject:
Why the fuck does 90% of the investing world HATE gold with such passion? Argumetns I hear about gold are almost as idiotic as arguments about politics.
Hate it if you like but gold has the best prospects of being the wealth preserver when all fails. Why do you think the Central Bankers retain large amounts of gold? What else can preserve your wealth in the face of most other assets detiorating? RE? Stocks? Bonds? $$? Get real, have some gold in your portfolio, better yet, in your home. Someday 1 OZ of gold will buy you a container of your stupid guns, not to mention any other good or service you desire. Can you say with confidence that the $US will provide this safety fro you?
GLTA
I’m thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. “Oh… Oh… Oh!” You know what I’m talkin’ about. “Oh!”
“they locked up the man who wanted to rule the world. the fucking fools locked up the wrong man.”
joe, this word fascism that you write of does not mean what you think it means. now, thanks to all you dims we will get a real opportunity to live it. o man will give pandit the mrtg rates to charge and pick out the drapes for jeff immelt’s office in short order.
the chicago way:
3 contractors come to the w.h. to bid on fixing a broken fence. the 1st from long island takes out his tape measure and works the figures. $1000 for the job, 500 for materials, 400 for labor and a 100 for me. the second contractor from salt lake city measures and figures and says she can do it for $900, 400 for materials, 400 for labor and a 100 for herself. the guy from chicago leans over and whispers into rahm’s ear $100,900. 75,000 for you, 25,000 for me and we get the bitch from idaho to do the work.
.The credit crisis would have been averted, providing the DOGSLEDDER and Grandpa Munster were in office.
for fucksake fly, stop trying to rationalize your silly vote. No it would not have been averted but the stock market drop may have been mitigated because they wouldn’t allowed these fucks in Congress to pass a bill the nation cannot afford.
The long term arrow wouldn’t be pointing down the way it is now.
Joe
the yellow metal is a piece of shit. It’s going down because far too many egg nogs are buying it thinking they are getting protection. Try using a gold brick to fill up next time. It’s not money and it isn’t a money substitute. Wake up! Every fucking consensus trade is getting fucked up the ying yang and gold will too. Only gay people buy gold.