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I bought 2,000 FXP @ $85.75 and 2,000 AEO @ $21.99.
Disclaimer: If you buy the above stocks because of this post, Santa Claus will break your jaw for Christmas. And, you may lose money.Comments »
Unfortunately, due to Mrs. Fly, “The Fly” was busy shopping for overpriced, yet discounted, Japanese electronics—instead of trading and blogging with you retards.
Taking a look at today’s rally gives me relief.
All day, financials, homies, retail and drug stocks led the market higher, with big dicked gains in WF, ETFC, FNM, CORS, FIF, SPF, BZH, CC, BONT, CACH, AZN, NVS, BVX and SNY.
In short, I’d like to see people go out and “spend it all,” in order to burn the bears down to a crispy cinder.
They’re assholes (bears). They will soon feel the other side of the hot blade.
NOTE: At the close, I bought 2,000 FXP.Comments »
Seriously, I think my stomach is going to explode.
I’ll make sure that you know, “The Fly” brined and cooked three turkey’s, in order to feed the wide range of guests at his headquarters.
At the end of the night, one could make a valid argument accusing “The Fly” of consuming the majority share of available or idle turkey meat.
Aside from winning at the dinner table, “The Fly” just won at garbage disposal too.
Apparently, I was the only fucker on the block who put his garbage out. Everyone thought the garbage fuckers were home eating turkey.
Wrong again neighbors.
Fly wins again (small victories add up).
NOTE: My local BBY has fuckloads of people waiting, camping out, to buy shit.Comments »
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Fuck this, I’m out of here.
“The Fly” will now go into “Chef mode” for big bird day.
Forget the market. Enjoy your food, family and the day off.
See you Friday.Comments »
I bought 5,000 MVIS @ $3.93.
Disclaimer: If you buy MVIS because of this post, CES will be canceled. And, you may lose money.Comments »
Forget about the credit crisis.
Fuck the homies and their stupid balance sheets.
The fate of the market will be decided by credit card wielding housewives and their ability to “spend a little more.”
The day following Thanksgiving is “Black Friday,” or the day most retailers start banking coin.
Early next week, if retail reports lean towards strength, the recession camp will be blown out—perpetuating a monster rally.
Naturally, should our merchants disappoint, sell it all.Comments »
Angelo Mozilo, CEO, Countrywide FinancialComments »
If “The Fly” had any money left, he’d buy AAPL, RIMM, JCG, VMW, VMI and FMCN.
UPDATE: False alarm. You may resume your regularly scheduled bear raid.Comments »