“The Fly” drives his car 150 mph, then does 90 degree turns, regularly.
Upon banking coin, “The Fly” usually celebrates by drinking the “richest whiskey around.”
“The Fly” no longer eats sword fish.
“The Fly” has documentation to prove an IQ of 155 and is able to read 800 words per minute.
“The Fly” really does hate his neighbors and regularly gets into heated debates, with all of them.
“The Fly” regularly goes for “late night drives,” without explanation.
“The Fly” is an avid reader, but hates shit that “isn’t classic.”
Rarely does “The Fly” read other blogs, mainly because “none of them are worth more than boredom.” However, when he does surf the net, he reads: Dinosaur Trader, MadStocks, Howard, Option Addict, Big Picture and Real Money.
“The Fly” refuses to drink out of plastic cups.
One time, “The Fly” knocked off 5 mustaches, two beards and seventeen eyebrows, with one punch.
For fun, “The Fly” mocks gangster rap.
In real life, “The Fly” is “not allowed” to curse or listen to “that stupid rap music,” as per Mrs. Fly.
Finally, “The Fly’s” favorite tv shows include: Fast Money, Journey Man (for obvious reasons), The Wire and Hell’s Kitchen. All other tv is considering “somewhat fucktarded.”Comments »