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Are You Ready for “The Stress Test”?

Who said it was too late to analyze risk to the system? Come now, it’s been a walk in the park, regarding all of the bank non-failures. Now, in an amazing twist of events, the government is going to tell us that the banks need capital.

BREAKING NEWS.

They are going to discard their old, flawed mathematical models and invent new ones that will tell them C, BAC and WFC suck balls and need a couple hunge—billion that is.

Looking at Japanese, Korean and pretty much all Asian output, it is clear, as well as obvious, we are in a depression. A depression caused by too much debt, which in turn caused the economy to collapse inward. The answer to our problems, apparently: borrow more.

This way, when people are on soup lines fishing for idle packets of saltine crackers, the government can explain to us, via radio broadcast (tv’s will be offline) that we as a nation defaulted on our debt, effectively rendering our bullshit currency worthless. But that’s okay. In replace of those stupid green bills, we will get coupons with Obama’s and Bush’s likeness on them.

With those coupons, we will be able to acquire “government food” and “government gasoline,” as well as “government clothes.”

You fuckers will yearn for the days when SBUX charged you $5 for a disgusting cup of bitch coffee, while on a long, mournful line, waiting for the “government Doctor” to see you.

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71 comments

  1. cybtropic

    So you know our currency will be worthless, but you think gold is also worthless.

    If our currency goes to shit, than why the hell are you trading to make “money” anyway? What are you putting your money into before as you say it, our currency becomes worthless?

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  2. noobie

    Fly,you still holding SWHC through all this?

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  3. Low IQ Investor

    I’m ready for another pop tart commercial

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  4. The Fly

    N00bie:

    Fucking recall. Didn’t see that coming. Let’s see how she responds.

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  5. The Fly

    cyb:

    Gold is equal to salt.

    I want to make hexamillions, in order to buy bread.

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  6. The Fly

    CF CF Industries: Agrium confirms bid to acquire company for $72/share in cash -Update-

    ..
    09:10 Ag names catch a bid on news of AGU’s hostile bid for CF… POT, MOS, IPI, TRA seeing pre-mkt lift

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  7. Speech was an embarrassing example of the Govt. you deserve did you chech out the congress as the camera panned. My god half are infirm, “special ‘, inbred, and then there s Pelosi jumping up every 30 seconds, clappin like a cracked out seal with the Jokers’ face. Biden, having to STFU for the first time in 20 years..a plus. I hope Teds head blows up soon. We are fucked

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  8. Maelstrom

    SWHC..pop and drop

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  9. ShortBus

    Can’t I get a Biden Coupon ? A Bush coupon would be so last year.

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  10. cybtropic

    Thats your plan? Wouldn’t it be better to invest in something that will not become worthless? (as most see it, gold).

    I agree with you that gold doesn’t really have any value. If you don’t have food, that paper money or that bar of gold is worthless.

    So again, I ask you what you are putting your money into to avoid the time when currency gets devalued, etc.

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  11. GER

    That SWHC recall is only on the Walther PPK and PPK/S. It is not on the main Smith & Wesson line.

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  12. Henry Fool

    I’m trying to decide if the recall is my buying opportunity.

    If I read this article right the recall will cost no more 1.3 mill off the qtr ended jan 31st

    That doesn’t seem too bad.

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601103&sid=a5x3xAY.CM_0&refer=us

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  13. j

    support package $840 billion. Economist says it will create or preserve only 2.5 million jobs. Total cost per job $350,000.

    Good one guys keep it up

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  14. Cuervos Laugh

    Interesting tidbit – I just noticed one of the quips up top of this page read ibankcoin steals from the poor

    And, not to get in the way of someone making a profit, it’s interesting to note that the PPT is subscription based.

    Why is that interesting?

    Because, by charging for his expert system, the Fly is taking a route in direct opposition to the parabolic growth of the internet which was, and is, built on the idea that ‘information longs to be free’.

    By making ‘enemies’ of those that do not subscribe, The Fly seems to have ‘drawn an line in the sand’ and demarcated out the ‘axis of evil’ that is everyone but his cadre of subscribers.

    Good luck to you. I’m sure you worked very hard and I know how difficult it is to complete a project like the PPT.

    But, from a pure stat point of view – the long history of these kinds of ‘monetizing the internet’ schemes is not pleasant.

    No matter how brilliant one is.

    Long live the Long Tail

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  15. The Fly

    Cyb

    I’m half serious, always tongue in cheek. I hope my dire predictions are false. All I know how to do is bank coin in the market. If I was forced to forage for food I’d die within 1 month.

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  16. The Fly

    Cuervo

    Canada is a heaping pile of shit, on top of an iceberg.

    Good Day.

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  17. lol

    call me a fucking moron, but I think it’s time to buy this bullshit market.
    At this point, I refuse to bet on the collapse of the US and world, because it’s like betting on the destruction of earth… Even if I’m right, what good is it?

    It’s do or die.
    starting some longs.

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  18. Carey

    I see you have briefing.com there fly.

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  19. MOOBER

    Obama gave an inspiring speech last night. He’s a good orator. Probably the best orator of any president, ever. If make it through this shit storm, he will go down as the best president in the history of presidents. Sans, of course, Pres. Hugo Chavez.

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  20. TheArtist

    The problem is, the nation has a discombobulated bobulator, and it needs to be changed out for a newer model.

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  21. Lance a lot Lewis

    Lance Lewis

    09:05:00 AM

    Position in Gold and Gold Stocks

    Gold vs. S&P
    Regarding yesterday’s panic in gold and the gold stocks that broke out as the S&P rallied…

    Note that the gold ETF (GLD) sold ZERO ounces yesterday. What we did apparently get was a large number of shorts in the futures and in this proshares ultra short gold ETF (GLL), which traded record volume yesterday as bears laid their bets that gold is somehow some sort of “put” on stocks (which it’s not and never will be).

    That’s a recipe for a renewed surge higher very shortly as these bears are forced to cover, and even more so in the gold stocks, which relative to gold are now back to the record low levels that we saw in late November

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  22. Juancho

    @cybtropic: my money is going into intergalactic timeshares.

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  23. AlphaLoboTrading

    Hey why buy guns when you can buy video games…ATVI above 10.20 looks like a screaming buy…you tell me.

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  24. the prof

    dick bove on bloomberg saying to buy BAC just now… recollect his call to buy C at 60 with a target of 65… why don’t they ship this santa clause back to the North Pole?

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  25. Henry Fool

    Fly:

    I like the looks of ODSY

    It’s creeping up the PPT and ranks currently @ #17

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  26. Henry Fool

    so much for a chance of pullback in SWHC

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  27. JakeGint

    Gold is equal to salt.

    That’s your dumb Roman side talking.

    I’ll take my salary in gold doubloons, thanks. Struck in the 16th century, left out in the rain and yet, still good after all these years.

    Lot’s wife? Not so much.

    Odd, no?

    Get a new analogy.

    ____________

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  28. The Fly

    RGR on fiya!

    SWHC all the way back and more.

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  29. AlfredENeuman

    “I’ve got spurs, that Jindal Jindal Jindal”

    What – ME worry? How did a moronic wimp like
    me get picked for GOP Spokesman? Did I “curry favors” for the GOP Big Shots? Am I afraid to take unemployment benefits for Louisiana folks
    because I fear Uncle Sam is an “Indian Giver”?

    Wait. I better rephrase that!

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  30. j

    The problem is, the nation has a discombobulated bobulator, and it needs to be changed out for a newer model.

    Artist, stop being a pussy. There’s only one fucking model that works which is free market economics with no moral hazard. Everything else has been tried. Even the third way which was basically fascism/corporatism and something currently being foisted on the American public without them knowing has been tried.

    It’s the system that produced 30% higher relative GDP for the past 30 compared to Europe and Japan that you want.

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  31. JakeGint

    If make it through this shit storm, he will go down as the best president in the history of presidents. Sans, of course, Pres. Hugo Chavez.

    Fidel will be pissed.

    _________

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  32. gappingandyapping

    A large draw down coming. Developing…

    Jake: How yoos doin today?

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  33. T MOE

    Anyone know if we will hear anything from Tiny Tim Geithner today?

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  34. the prof

    The Dickster’s call on BAC is really working out. The guy knows how to move markets.

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  35. j

    Moe
    Thought the WSJ said yesterday that they were going to announce a deal with C today. However the tax cheat doesn’t seem to be in sync with the market so it could be next year.

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  36. The Fly

    gold is equal to a sack of peppercorns.

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  37. TheArtist

    yeh, people love the PPK’s (007’s favorite) they will send them in get the recall spring fixed and take them home. no problem.
    SWHC is good to go on this news, no biggie considering the potential for the upside on earnings day.

    It may dribble and flounder around today but should hit 4.00 after earnings.
    I personally don’t have a S&W but at the gun show here last weekend you could not get up to the S&W dealers for the crowd around them, so they are selling.

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  38. JakeGint

    Gappy,

    Precious metals and refinahs up again.

    Who knew?

    ________

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  39. j

    MS really does trade like a champ.

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  40. T MOE

    American International Group Inc may scrap a plan to repay a $60 billion U.S. government loan by selling businesses, after failing to find enough promising bidders, Bloomberg said, citing people with knowledge of the matter.

    AIG Chief Executive Edward Liddy, who took charge in September and unveiled the strategy the following month, has concluded it will not work, the people told the news agency on condition of anonymity.

    AIG is proposing additional ways to reduce the company’s debt to the U.S. government, including handing over stakes in some operations directly to the government, a person told the news agency.

    AIG could not be immediately reached for comment by Reuters.

    Oh Great now we will own more worthless businesses.

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  41. JakeGint

    gold is equal to a sack of peppercorns.

    Sure, a sack about the size of your house.

    And getting larger, that’s the point.

    Embrace your inner Yukon Cornelius, you know you wanna.

    ________

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  42. T MOE

    Everything’s peachy–
    Ambac reports $2.34 billion quarterly net loss

    So now the nations two largest bond insurers are basically bankrupt.
    But wait they are going to separate their shit businesses to get higher credit ratings — What a fucking shell game!!!
    The game, my friends, is rigged

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  43. TheArtist

    Jim “baggins” Goldman is a midget who longs to one day become a hobbit.

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  44. j

    Just sold some goldiechops right here at $971. Stop at $986.40

    looking for 925.

    Small pos. Hate selling gold.

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  45. Cuervos Laugh

    I think you missed your morning Monster there Señor Tropicana.

    Weblogs, power distributions, the ‘long tail’ are all reasons why you have even a remotely fair chance at monetizing your brain. I quote Clay Shirky:

    In between blogs-as-mainstream-media and blogs-as-dinner-conversation will be Blogging Classic, blogs published by one or a few people, for a moderately-sized audience, with whom the authors have a relatively engaged relationship. Because of the continuing growth of the weblog world, more blogs in the future will follow this pattern than today. However, these blogs will be in the minority for both traffic (dwarfed by the mainstream media blogs) and overall number of blogs (outnumbered by the conversational blogs.)

    Rest assured, I do not think you expect to become wealthy from the PPT.

    Here’s hoping your revenues cover your bandwidth.

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  46. T MOE

    T MOE adds more TWM at 85.20
    Everyone keeps saying that small caps will lead the recovery. Well, I love contrary thinking
    Russell 2000 suffers a little worse IMO. Cash is king and thats something a lot of small caps are low on

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  47. The Fly

    Cuervo:

    Whatever I did to irritate you let me know, so I can do it over and over.

    I said it once , and I’ll said it again, nothing changes on iBC. We created a product that is worth buying. If you choose to not want to buy it, fine. I am not putting a gun to your head.

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  48. Jed

    mrkcbill has an “I heart Obama” bumper sticker on his Kia.

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  49. The Fly

    gold is equal to a box of corn flakes.

    Actually corn flakes should be worth more.

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  50. Cuervos Laugh

    And I am not irritated.

    I was just providing commentary on your business venture, which by the way, I have given you my sincerest best wishes.

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  51. gold to 8 million

    You’ve gone postal fly. First SKS, then guns, now dumping gold.

    buy gold on pullbacks. 18 day if we get it

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  52. The Fly

    Cuervo:

    It certainly does not sound like best wishes, more like hoping that I fail.

    Gold:

    I cut the SKS loss a few weeks back.

    As for gold:

    I have no religion on gold either way.

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  53. The Fly

    short oil/long guns. That’s all a man can ask for.

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  54. j

    WAS IT SOMETHING HE SAID? asks Drudge on his site as a headline with a Dow chart above the comment.

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  55. TraderCaddy

    Buying long SMH here for a daytrade.

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  56. Henry Fool

    Bought 2000 ODSY

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  57. Juice

    Ron, the Man, Paul .. giving his 2 cents

    no worries … no one hears him

    ok, all done

    back to egregious debt accumulation

    nevermind 🙁

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  58. Henry Fool

    another 2000 ODSY

    Hey if the PPT likes it I like it!!

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  59. gappingandyapping

    Jake: Looks like “The O” is sending the markets lower again. Why can’t these people just keep their mouths shut.

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  60. T MOE

    T MOE shorts more GS at 90

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  61. TraderCaddy

    Also long Obama’s Trickle Up Poverty economic plans.

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  62. the prof

    Dick “the boviator” Bove apparently remains convinced his call of C to 65 in December 05 will be proven right… You have to give this guy credit…

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  63. Cuervos Laugh

    For the record I’ll be very clear:

    I am not a subscriber yet
    I do wish you the best
    The long tail is why I think you will make money

    Sure, there is a long sad history of folks trying to make money off their opinion on these here intertubes. But the ones that do make an inordinate amount more of money.

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  64. j

    Cuervos:

    Who the fuck cares?

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  65. Cuervos Laugh

    I do, apparently.

    Seriously, why would I let someone remain in confusion about what I said?

    Especially, when I’m accused of hating on something that I don’t.

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  66. JakeGint

    gold is equal to a box of corn flakes.

    A box of cornflakes, covered in gold, and then gift wrapped with scotch-taped together Benjamins.

    Actually corn flakes should be worth more.

    I have a box of corn flakes here from the sixteenth century, found at the bottom of the sea, in a wrecked a Spanish galleon.

    They said there were some doubloons there as well, but you wanted the cornflakes, so I insisted you get them.

    _________

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  67. JakeGint

    Jake: Looks like “The O” is sending the markets lower again. Why can’t these people just keep their mouths shut?

    Because they are “great communicators” and everyone knows, that’s all that’s important. Never mind if they are talking bullshit or not.

    Serious, I am on an e-thread with a bunch of highly educated but way left wing lawyers. You should have seen them losing their shit last night. I kid you not, dissolving like a bunch of teenage girls at She-bopp concert.

    It makes me sad for America, when I see how even the allegedly bright can be so easily huckstered with double talk.

    Economics classes for ALL!

    __________

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  68. Archangel

    Fly – Gold may be worth cornflakes or salt to you now but if the country goes Mad Max, there would eventually be a new currency. What will be exchanged then for this funny money? Poker players and traders know to protect their “stake” for generating coin. Gold is like guns: its just an insurance policy and it makes boys into men with the ladies.

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  69. fish monger

    git yer sardines heah, c’mon git yer sardines heah.

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  70. Bill Zielinski

    Fly,
    perfect summary of where we are.
    billl

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  71. AlphaLoboTrading

    I think Spam will be the next currency. This stuff can outlast gold, and you can eat it too!

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