Drifting Along in a Mesmerizing Market

Back in the early 2000’s my partner and I would blast The Cure in our office on Fridays. Other brokers, in adjacent offices, would go ape; but we didn’t give a shit. My partner would also walk around the office without a shirt, fully naked, in protest of the “unacceptable working conditions” due to the heat. Believe it or not, “The Fly” was, by far, the more diplomatic out of the both of us. I’d cringe during luncheons and dinners when he’d send back the food or that one time he took a glass of water and spilled it on the restaurant floor in front of the waiter, while proclaiming “this water is pink.” Or how he’d refer to everyone as “young man”, even though they were twenty years his senior.

One time a cold caller of ours was box watching too much, so during lunch my partner took his computer screen away and replaced it with a sticky, with hand-scribbled quotes on it. Needless to say, said cold caller was not happy and eventually quit on us. I will have you know, the moment he quit on us began his downward spiral towards mediocrity. Last I heard, he wasn’t doing too well these days.

If there is one good character trait that I have, which can be used to your advantage, is that I never give up, ever. I will fight until my hands are broken and cannot fight anymore. On occasion the market will trick me and I will make some bad calls. But I will always bounce back, as I am destined for extreme winship, almost at all times.

Times are good now. They won’t always be this way.

Who else was screaming from the rooftops, begging you to stay long? What top hatted gent told you to “stay in May”, declaring the beginning of an era of unbridled decadence and magnanimosity was upon us?

Did anyone else slap you in the face with a plumbers wrench, kindly asking for you to buy banks, 10% lower?

I gifted you with Exodus oversold signals in AGIO, AAPL and many others, all leading to hedonistic returns. And all I got from you clown-shoe cobblers is 100% horseshit rubbish.

Why don’t you try to tell me how my algo was wrong on NUGT for half of today?

You people, miscreants of the first order, have no idea how fortunate you are to have access to “The Fly” and his minions. When it’s all said and done, the reader class sort can never be trusted. Once again, you’ve all proven yourselves to be unworthy quill pushers.

Off to partake in post winship festivities.

Alas, the ancient spirits I called upon struck down those trying to plague me with demons (extra Ed Dowd). Despite underperforming for the day, “The Fly” is aggressively expanding his sphere of influence–fully funded by capital markets.

Nearing +26% for the year, it is safe to say that I am outstripping you again, yes? If you were to lose a home run hitting contest against Babe Ruth or a boxing exhibition against Clubber Lang, you wouldn’t be ashamed, would you? Of course not. You’d chalk it up to the old college try and accept the fact that you lost to the very best in the respective fields. The same rules apply here, mates. Whether it be at a game of capital markets or blog writing contest, Señor Tropicana will always win, in the end.

I like the way this day is shaping up. Bears are getting fucking DEEBO’d and my gains are plastic manning into the final hours of trade.

As I stare at my pnl, I am up 5k for the day. To you, that’s like a 50% return. For me, that’s a grain of sand in the Sahara desert.

Naturally, I’ve called upon “ancient spirits” to right this wrong. It’s rather ironic, isn’t it? On the grandest of grand days, to have Le Fly sidelined, stuck in the amber of mediocrity, one could consider this to be a criminal event. As I type this, AGIO just jumped and my bounty increased by many thousands.

ADRO is now in the process of eliminating doubt. Once that is gone, you will see this stock go on a banana run towards $50.

Some of you bed-wetters are very perturbed by my short NUGT suggestion. I stand by that call, as if my entire penis depended on it. There isn’t any place for gold bricks in the story of man. Be gone with your backward ways and craven, stark raving mad, catamite tongues. If possible, I’d lash you myself, from crown to foot.

When AGIO turns green for the day, and all that has been denied to me these past 2 hours taken back, I will make up for it by punching off the eyebrows and mustaches of everyone on this site.

All is certainly NOT well in Flyville today, as I scowl at the Comcast technical support guy in my house–trying to make my phones work. I am reminded of an olde adage Grandpa Fly used to say: “never order the fish in a steakhouse.” I should’ve kept Verizon for phones and Comcast for my teevee. This idea of a “triple package”, although alluring and somewhat economical, is the devil himself.

Markets are up triple digits; but I am down. All of my doctor stocks are getting their faces punched off, starting with AGIO. Then, catamite in chief of CSCO, talked shit about FEYE last night, suggesting his idiot company wasn’t interested in buying them. So, here I am, all ready to make money and shit, standing here at the prom without a date–nuts in hand.

What is the solution to said misery? Surely I cannot be destined for wanton mediocrity whilst the bears get their arms ripped off by frag grenades.

I wish I had answers for you, lads. I am as upset as you are. Considering how wildly you all root for my achievements, you deserve to see me do well and often.

Clearly I have many other “irons in the fire”, as they like to say. ADRO, YELP, HCA, GILD, SLCA, STZ, PANW and AAPL are all making me some money today. But if I am going to succeed on a very high level, mates, I’m gonna need those fucking doctor stocks to start ratcheting up a few notches.

I’m out of the raw pizza business, sold–the fuck–out of FRSH for an idiotic loss. Moving on, I’m bulking up on cancer related biotech stocks, ahead of ASCO, ahead of them trading– the fuck– higher.

I mugged so many people today. “The Fly” roamed Wall Street and aggressively snatched chains and pistol whipped so many pikers: my hands are tired.

Listen to me: today’s gains were brought to you by my balls atop the kitchen counter, whilst speed chopping carrots, fully long and betting on perpetual melt-up.

Chalk up another W in my corner, up 0.9% for the day. By the grace of Zeus, I’ll be hitting +26% by tomorrow.

Top picks: AGIO, JUNO, ADRO, N and FEYE

I added to my FEYE position and started a new one in ADRO.

I also liquidated more than half of my WFM position.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSAQ3eMqX-U

I lost millions in FEYE last year. People wanted to string me up and skin me alive for that stock. At the low point last year, dealing with FEYE’s fucked up trading action, I took my kids to the Children’s Museum and faked happy. I was in the middle of an unbelievable maelstrom. I recall thinking that FEYE had been fatal to me. I had visions of Kano from Mortal Kombat ripping out my heart, in a gripping fatality ending–fitting for a person such as myself.

One year hence and I am back taking my God given talents for granted, kindly asking my clients to fuck off–blogging away, launching software, and shit, to an unbathed mass.

FEYE is now my 2nd largest position, after AGIO. Without a doubt, this trade is going to be the sweetest one of 2015, after I pull it off.

I want all new members of Exodus to request live one on one demos and to attend my live chat sessions every Sunday. Very quickly, I am going to show you how to use the system to find trade ideas.

On the market grid page, where I have custom screens running, go to the lower left hand side to where it says “Overbought”. You will see this box.

Let’s click on NUGT. Since I always like to fade gold, at least in spirit, this is of great interest to me.

After clicking on NUGT, go ahead and view the OBOS tab. There you will find the overbought/sold algos running on NUGT, with thresholds and actual returns that the signals have achieved over the respective time periods.

As you can see here with the 6 mo algo, NUGT respects both the OS and the OB signals of Exodus, both displaying an impressive history of success.

And here is the 12 mo algo and track record. Needless to say, I am interested.

Now, go over to the industry page and look up gold. There are a few dozen gold stocks in it and click on “chart” to view the predictive oscillator (hybrid score) for the industry.

See how the Hybrid score has definitive ranges that have been respected over the past 12 months?

If I were to pursue this trade, I’d leg into a DUST position here or short NUGT, especially if it runs higher tomorrow. I’d close out this position, win, lose, or draw, inside of 10 trading days.

That’s just one small way how to use the software. I hope this helped explain the process a little, enough to convince you misers into investing in your business.

Let me just say that I made money today. My largest position, AGIO, ripped tits and I did not dislike the trading session.

HOWEVER, since my last blog, House Fly has been plagued by very poor internet service and then surprise “telephone fuckery” of distorted perversion. I’ve been on the phone with these foreign hacks for the past 4 hours, toiling away, giving up any semblance of hope and dignity in this world. At first, I was very belligerent, cocky almost. As time waded on, Fly got demoralized and eventually ceded to the bureaucracy and is now a very defeated man.

My life force has been drained and the whole way of life upbraided.

I have an appointment with these evil people tomorrow morning. They’ve refused my demands to send out a live person to my residence, so that I could kill one. For the time being, they intend to torture me by way of telephone.

The struggle continues.