iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’M A DOCTOR, GOD DAMN IT

I’m out of the raw pizza business, sold–the fuck–out of FRSH for an idiotic loss. Moving on, I’m bulking up on cancer related biotech stocks, ahead of ASCO, ahead of them trading– the fuck– higher.

I mugged so many people today. “The Fly” roamed Wall Street and aggressively snatched chains and pistol whipped so many pikers: my hands are tired.

Listen to me: today’s gains were brought to you by my balls atop the kitchen counter, whilst speed chopping carrots, fully long and betting on perpetual melt-up.

Chalk up another W in my corner, up 0.9% for the day. By the grace of Zeus, I’ll be hitting +26% by tomorrow.

Top picks: AGIO, JUNO, ADRO, N and FEYE

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27 comments

  1. thegametheorist
    thegametheorist

    youve got to be fucking kidding me about frsh.

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    • Dr. Fly

      Go ahead and hold it. I change my mind often with trades. I looked at it and saw a better deal in ADRO.

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      • thegametheorist
        thegametheorist

        i am still holding it – only bcuz i am revenge trading from selling the cook’d pizza DPZ in early 2013.

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  2. UncleBuccs

    Now that it won’t go against your raw pizza position, maybe I’ll share some of my techniques on how to fashion a proper pie from scratch…

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  3. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    Another day of money laundering courtesy fedmaster

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  4. trainwreck

    Nice call to short NUGT this morning.

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    • Dr. Fly

      The call was to short iit today, for a 10 day hold.

      I am sensing a bit of sarcasm in your post. Just know, betting with gold bulls for more than a few days has been a reckless adventure in idiocy.

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      • trainwreck

        If the trade was +8% on opening day, we’d have a headline about how f***ing good your algos are.

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        • Dr. Fly

          Train wreck

          That is correct. But, I’ve never said it was a one day hold. The very nature of the algos is up to a 10 day hold. It’s in the stats.

          Now you can fuck off

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  5. gapfiller

    A quick thanks for returning to the approach of colorful language. It adds more to my quality of life than I’d admit if I was not an anonymous asshole on the Internet.

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  6. t.c.

    Do you like GDDY?

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  7. Marc David

    NUGT putting dez nuts in a vice!

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  8. matt_bear

    Guess “we” don’t like pizza.

    It’s a low carb high fat/protein world now.

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  9. bobbin4apples

    $TSLA is showing signs of life.

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  10. jpmorgains

    My OPK punched -the fuck- higher today.

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  11. dollargoal

    Got concerned when you posted about Exodus flashing sell gold this morning. I had bought GDX Monday and despite Dr Fly, added more today. I like the chart. This is a good test of your machine. We’ll see in 10 days.
    I enjoy reading you.. Thanks.

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  12. YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD
    YOU WILL KNOW ME BY THE TRAIL OF BLOOD

    Why FEYE? Have you not stuck with your PANW position?

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  13. Dr. Fly

    Still long panw from 80s, will never sell

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  14. amigoya

    would appreciate your opinion on paragon offshore (PGN). trading under 2, just reported quarterly earnings of 47 cents.

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  15. newbalance

    Senor Mosqa, are u buying more WFM here??

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  16. traderconfessions
    traderconfessions

    Love Biotech but there are landmines.. look at PBYI today. Tread carefully.

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  17. rigged game

    Doctor, your patients Long FEYE
    and Short NUGT are in need of hormone therapy. Can you suggest a biotech or drug company to help them?

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