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GREETINGS FROM HELL

Let me just say that I made money today. My largest position, AGIO, ripped tits and I did not dislike the trading session.

HOWEVER, since my last blog, House Fly has been plagued by very poor internet service and then surprise “telephone fuckery” of distorted perversion. I’ve been on the phone with these foreign hacks for the past 4 hours, toiling away, giving up any semblance of hope and dignity in this world. At first, I was very belligerent, cocky almost. As time waded on, Fly got demoralized and eventually ceded to the bureaucracy and is now a very defeated man.

My life force has been drained and the whole way of life upbraided.

I have an appointment with these evil people tomorrow morning. They’ve refused my demands to send out a live person to my residence, so that I could kill one. For the time being, they intend to torture me by way of telephone.

The struggle continues.

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14 comments

  1. ho_chi_min

    can we get married?

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  2. geezer

    one more reason to short $VZ

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  3. vandamme

    Comcast business?

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  4. levrage

    Ah yes, ISP customer service, the third canto of hell. I know it well.

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  5. sloop

    Sounds like you have been beat into submission. lol.

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  6. ecchymosis

    Having just hung up from 1+ hrs of dealing with a like problem – you have my most sincere sympathy.

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  7. gorby

    Your chin is on the floor. Okay that’s
    it .Batting practice for you.

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  8. sloop

    Fly, I have no computer skills worth a damn. Can you put up a picture to replace the pink blob? I will trust if you do it will be classy

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  9. handyandy

    When doesn’t a telephone work underwater?
    When it’s wringing wet!

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  10. budh

    The call centers specifically design these systems so problem people will give up and hang up and go away. Phone trees with a dozen steps, circling back, having you input info on your keypad multiple times. It’s all about corporate cost cutting.

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  11. it is showtime
    it is showtime

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9wdn0tQiPQ

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